Fangs: And now to see what the supporting characters are up to.
Fangs' Reviewer Thanks
Tracker78: 0_0 Uh, yeah, quite a twist and I don't know how I did it… are you a ghost?
Luckycool9: I know, the authors are dropping like flies! (I hope we're not next); I felt like fainting as w… wait, I did faint; Yep, that's Sven; So sorry, but I guess WG's absentmindedness rubbed off on me :P …Maybe WG will meet up with Xion, you think? And your help is highly appreciated.
StormBringer128: I'm as shocked as you are! (I'm hoping Lamone won't beat me up for tormenting his little brother as Fangface *gulp*); We'll have to save the explanations for later.
NarniaCrazyGirl and Alexia: Who isn't splitting into two personalities? Fangface and I have done it before… it still freaks me out; I'm wondering what she and Puggsy drank before the potion that gave them the idea to switch places… but I guess we'll find out eventually; Yes; And thank you for explaining that, Alexia.
Scoobycool9: …I hope so, I don't want to have to give all these author's notes by myself; Sorry about that, too, we tend to forget a lot of characters (oughtta start keeping a list, huh?); The blonde kid was Sven; Polyjuice Potions allow you to take the appearance of someone else… I know this because FF2 shared some of his Harry Potter knowledge with me; We'll be getting more KH cameos soon, too ;)
Fangface the Second: Yep, shocking… please come back to the present soon…
Disclaimer: I only own my OC, Chance… the only brother who doesn't look like Puggsy. Weird.
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Sue stood at the bough of the ship, watching as they passed over a city hidden under the clouds. From a distance, she could see zombies stumbling around, and was glad she was up in the air again… all the while hoping her friends were alright. Rudolph walked up next to her. "Nami says we should be near the mountains within ten minutes," he told her. "So brace yourself for any attack,"
"I've braced myself since Part One," Sue answered.
"That would make two of us." A moment of silence passed before he added, "I heard that you were the one who found my daughter first."
Sue nodded. "She was running from someone and needed a place to hide. At first I thought she was Toni, so I decided to help her and hid her in my plane. We flew to Japan, where she said that Kiff had enrolled in Ouran Academy, and she figured he could help."
"She does trust him quite a lot. Wrote to him every day…"
"Were they in love?"
Rudolph shrugged. "I don't know. In my opinion, I believe the reason she and Kiff were so close was because he was like a brother to her. When my son went missing, she was heartbroken… I guess when she met Kiff, his bond with her helped fill that void."
Sue nodded. "…You also threatened WG if she made them a couple, didn't you?"
"Yep. …I threw in a bribe of a chocolate-platter when it didn't work, and that did the trick."
"Smart thinking."
"Thank you."
"So… you think we should land soon? Just to keep it discrete?"
"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, YOU DEVIL TWINS!" Luffy was shouting, chasing after Hikaru and Kaoru as they tossed his straw-hat back and forth.
"If you want it-" Hikaru began, tossing it to Kaoru.
"You gotta catch it!" Kaoru finished, tossing it to Hikaru.
"KYAA! YOU'RE A GIRL?" Sanji exclaimed to Haruhi, hearts appearing in his eyes as he took her hand. "I should have known before! I knew no young boy could have been that beautiful!"
"KEEP AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS HARUHI, YOU PERVERTED PIRATE!" Tamaki screamed, tackling Sanji.
"Aaaugh! We're sorry, Mitsikuni! We didn't mean to disturb your nap!" Chopper and Usopp cried, running across the deck in fright, as a very aggravated Honey stepped up with a dark expression. "PLEASE DON'T KILL US!"
Rudolph and Sue blinked. "I believe we should land before the Straw-Hat Pirates mutilate the Host Club," Rudolph answered.
"Y-Yeah, good idea…" Sue agreed.
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Edward Jr. and Marcus looked around. "I thought I heard someone some down this way…" Marcus said… sparkling as he and Edward Jr. stepped into the sunlight (dear lord, they should have stayed human…)
"I hear someone in here!" Edward Jr. whispered, then pounded on the door. "Alright, whoever you are, step out now!"
"Yo, it's Sean Kingston, man!" came the voice of Sean Kingston.
"Sean Kingston!" they gasped.
"You guys mind? I'm trying to warm up for my gig here!"
"Yes, sure thing, Mr. Kingston." Edward Jr. said apologetically, and they started walking away. "Wow, can you imagine? Sean Kingston doing a gig here at the castle!"
They froze then. "Wait a minute… No one hired Sean Kingston for a gig!" Marcus realized.
They ran and broke down the door-
*BAM!*
…Getting punched in the face by a dark-version of Mickey Mouse. "I knew they wouldn't fall for it," Dark Mickey told Norm.
"Eh, didn't hurt to try," Norm replied.
"Say, when did you learn to do Sean Kingston's voice, anyway?"
"Dunno… but it comes in handy for making reservations," They ran out of the room, pursued by Marcus and Edward Jr.
"You little bastards are going to regret this!" Marcus shouted, and he and Edward Jr. lunged and managed to pin them on the wall, forcing Dark Mickey to revert back to Alan.
"No more funny business. You boys die now!" Edward Jr. snapped. "Just like how your precious little Astrid died… Weak, powerless, and so vulnerable…"
Norm clenched his fists, recalling what had happened. "Our sister… was not… weak!" he snarled, his eyes suddenly turning red as his face turned blue. His muscles grew and he went from 5 ft. tall to 9 ft. tall!
"Oh, shit… he's… he's a kretin!" Marcus stammered.
The kretin roared and punched Marcus in the face, sending him crashing through the wall. Edward Jr. leaped to scratch him and revert him back to a half-werewolf, but was caught by the arm and swung around, being slammed into the ground repeatedly. A couple hunters heard the commotion and started shooting fire-bullets at him, the only thing that could kill kretins…
But to their shock, the bullets bounced right off him! The kretin was only angry, and slammed his fist on the floor, making it wave toward them and knocking them off their feet. He then grabbed a chunk of rock and threw it so hard, it ricocheted off one hunter's head and onto the other's, knocking them both out.
Alan walked over to him. "Dude… that was AWESOME!" he exclaimed. "But… how did you become a kretin?" he looked at the scratch on the kretin's arm, watching as it seemed to fade away. "Oh… When Malone scratched you, his vampire trait mixed with your half-werewolf DNA."
"No… duh… dipstick," The kretin replied, trying to speak clearly.
"So… what should I call you in this form?"
The kretin looked at himself in the mirror, flexing a bit, and grinning. "Stud."
Alan rolled his eyes. "Go figure. …Alright, 'Stud', lets get moving, before anyone else shows up."
With that, they took off down the hall. Marcus came to, along with the hunters and Edward Jr. "The fire bullets… didn't kill him…" one of the hunters wheezed.
"How is that possible?" Edward Jr. questioned.
Marcus only glowered. "Apparently, that kretin carries a strong, genetic invincibility. He was part of Alan who was part of FF2, let alone was one of the strongest egos in that bracelet, and since Malone was part of one of the strongest vampires in history (or so he keeps bragging), the combination must have caused him to be stronger than any other kretin, and completely invulnerable!"
"…Or he's related to The Hulk,"
"C'mon, we've got to find Finneas and tell him our security has been breached," With that, they took off.
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Vincent's POV
My head wasn't exactly quite in the game today, despite I had to be completely focused in a dire situation. As we searched the corridors, sneaking around, armed from head to toe, looking for trouble as these meddlers always do, I kept thinking about the previous battle… How Brielle had to watch her husband die, how my creator was dead as well, how we had been betrayed twice…
And how Luca had called me 'dad'.
I always knew he was my son. I knew it since Part One, when I first saw him. I couldn't believe my eyes… he looked exactly like me when I was a boy- same black hair, same deep eyes, same features… He had his mother's nose and fair skin, but he was the spitting image of me.
I wanted to tell him who I was… but I wasn't sure how to explain it. His mother never told him about me, of course, and he never really said anything to me. …Yet the main reason remained why I kept my identity a secret from him: I had murdered an innocent family, had been part of an evil organization, and had deceived many people, let alone blackmailed a vampire into scratching me, and even threatened the life of a young girl who was like a daughter to me.
I didn't want him to know he was related to a villain like myself, despite I wasn't one today.
"Are you alright?" Jackie asked me as we walked. "You seem to be lost in thought,"
"Sorry, my mind wandered a bit." I said, snapping back to reality.
"It is about your son, isn't it?" I gave her a look. "Do not seem so surprised. I could tell you both were related just by looking at the two of you. You both are so much alike in appearance… and yet, different at heart. You were worried about telling him who you were, because of the things you've done in the past."
"How did you…?"
"Know? I was the same way years ago, before I met my daughter. I wanted to tell her who I was, yet I was afraid of telling her that her parents had been part of an evil organization that now wanted us dead, and had abandoned her. (sigh) She had gone through so much, as well… I wanted to be there for her, wanted to comfort her after the car accident, to take her away from those slobs who had kidnapped her… But, I was worried that the men who were after me would kill her if they knew. Lamone had felt the same way. So we had to leave her be." she looked at me. "I suppose that would be another reason why you never visited Luca, correct? You did not want to put him through what my daughter nor your precious Brielle had to go through,"
I hadn't thought of that last part until now. "That's correct… I just hope for one thing, now,"
"And what would that be?"
I sighed, walking ahead of her. "That he doesn't take after me,"
We walked on in silence after that…
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw two people watching us from a doorway. I recognized them as Andrew and Sarah Fangsworth, Eric and Erica's parents… yet they did not raise their guns or aim any knives, but only turned away. I felt the instinct to attack them in case they tried to attack us first, but I held back.
I had broken enough families already.
"HOLY SNAP!" Backbiter shouted just then, and Hardy and Drew shot down the hallway.
Cinder, Jackie, Stalker and I looked ahead at what the commotion was about… and I could not believe my eyes.
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3rd Person POV
Biff, Kite, Gin and Kim were running down a hallway, after hearing some sort of commotion. Along the way, they ran into Jim, Aladdin, and Jack. "Hey, glad you could make it," Jim said.
"Where are the others?" Gin asked.
"They're looking for more prisoners to free, with that rugged lass you hang out with… the one who looks like a boy," Jack answered.
"WG?" Biff guessed.
"Toni," Aladdin corrected.
"We heard a bunch of roaring coming from down the hallway, and we think our friends might have-" Kim was saying, but stopped dead in her tracks when they came around a corner. "Oh. My. Gosh!"
"I don't believe it…" Gin gasped.
"No way…" Biff said, stunned.
Kitefang ran forth. "OH MY GOSH YOU'RE ALIVE!" he exclaimed, and leaped forth to tackle Puggsy-
…but was knocked out of the way by Hardy. "Back off! I saw him first!" he snarled, then hugged Puggsy. "Ooh, ooh, Pugs! (grr) I thought you were dead! I'm so glad you're okay!"
"I'm experiencing déjà vu…" Puggsy grunted.
"Wait, you've been alive this WHOLE TIME?" Stalker questioned, then slapped him across the face. "You idiot! Your fans nearly killed WG over that chapter!"
"Um… I don't think she would have anything to worry about…" Martin said, solemnly.
"Why?" Jim asked. "What happened?"
*BANG! BANG!*
Gunshots rang through the air and a couple other hunters came running forth. "We'll get to the explanations later! Run!" Cinder shouted, and they took off.
"Quick, in this room!" Biff said and they ran into a dark room.
"How are we supposed to find Finneas if we keep getting attacked?" Drew demanded.
"We should disguise ourselves," Storm said, feeling around. "I think we're in a laundry-room. We could throw on some spare uniforms and blend in,"
"Good idea," Gin answered, and they changed…
The girls stepped out, dressed in black outfits complete with hats and capes…
…and, in some sort of comedic twist, the guys walked out in dresses. "WHAT THE HECK?" Backbiter, Vincent, Jim, Jack and Aladdin shouted, quickly tearing out of the dresses.
"Are you SURE WG is dead? Because this sounds like something SHE would write," Martin asked Puggsy.
"WHAT? WG IS DEAD?" Stalker shouted.
"…Way to break the news, bro." Hunter deadpanned, giving Martin a sarcastic thumbs-up.
"THERE THEY Aaaare you guys wearing dresses?" Snake shouted as he and Downy came around the corner, stopping dead in their tracks.
Without hesitation, Storm and Hunter knocked them out. "Lets go!" she said, and they began to run.
"Can't we change first?" Kitefang asked.
"No time, keep running!" Brielle replied.
"But these heels are killing me!" Fangface whined.
They kept running, until they came across Scoobycool9 and the others… and in a coincidence, the guys were wearing dresses as well. "You too?" Puggsy asked, surprised.
"We dove into a costume-shop, and all that was left were dresses." Johnny deadpanned. "We had tah disguise ourselves SOMEHOW…"
"Lets just keep running," Cassie sighed, and they continued on, eventually running into the kids…
…Where the boys here, if you can guess, also wearing dresses. "Dad?" Kaiser gasped.
"Kaiser?" Kitefang gasped.
"…Luca?" Vincent said, arching an eyebrow.
"W-We had to hide, and we came across this closet, and we dove in and decided to disguise ourselves…" Luca began, then pointed at Erica. "She suggested it!"
Erica snickered. "I just wanted to see my brother in a dress," she said, then took a picture of Scoobycool9 and Luckycool9. "This should go well on my facebook page!"
Fangpuss glowered. "I hate you…" he muttered.
"Serves you right for putting that photo of WG in a mini-skirt on the internet," Shang said, firmly. "Where is she, anyway?"
"Dead," Brielle answered, bluntly.
"WHAT? H-H-H-HOW?" Stutz stammered, shocked.
"We'll tell you… AFTER we change into some manly clothes!" Puggsy replied.
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Fangs: (walks in… still wearing a dress and heels) While we change, please review… AND STOP LAUGHING!
