Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
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"I do not believe you assholes!" He whined as he scrubbed his blade.
"Next time don't leave it out in the open." Kagura shrugged.
"Fuck you all."
"You probably would…" Koga mumbled.
"Ok, screw off…every single one of you!" He snapped. Yura cleared his throat. "Except you!" He corrected with a smile.
"Pussy whipped." Hiten said through fake coughs.
"What was that?"
"You're pussy whipped….really bad." He said clearly.
"Am not!"
"Are so!"
"Well you're…Abi whipped!" Bankotsu retorted.
"That makes no sense!" Hiten barked.
"She controls you!"
"Does not! I can do whatever I want!"
'Oh you can?" Abi cocked her eyebrow at him.
"French Ayame!" Bankotsu pointed.
"No." Hiten glared.
"Why? Afwaid Abi wiw get mad at you?" He mocked.
"No, I have some self respect."
"And a strong fear of what the bird princess will do to you."
"Oh, round one bitches." Jakotsu smirked.
"I'm not kissing Ayame!" Hiten barked.
"No, he isn't!" Koga glared.
"Protective, wolf?" Kagura smirked.
"Fine! Kagura has no strings, kiss her!" Bankotsu smiled. Kagura held out her fan as a warning.
"How about Yura?" Hiten taunted.
"You wouldn't."
"Nobody is kissing anybody!" Abi shouted and the room got silent.
"Because Hiten's afraid of you…" Bankotsu mumbled. He stood up and held up Banryu as he continued cleaning it.
"Hey, I'm afraid of her." Koga agreed.
"Damn straight." Jakotsu nodded.
"I'm not." Hiten mumbled.
"Then kiss somebody…I don't care if it's Koga." Bankotsu smirked.
"Oh! Kiss Koga!" Jakotsu's eyes lit up.
"Ew." Hiten scrunched his nose.
"He's not kissing anybody." Abi glared.
"Why? It's just a kiss." He rolled his eyes.
"You aren't kissing anybody."
"What do you think you are? My mother?" He scoffed.
"Hiten!"
"Ah, I missed the Hiten Abi fights." Jakotsu smiled.
"Ok, just touch someone." Bankotsu smiled.
"Shut your fucking mouth, Bankotsu." Abi glared daggers.
"Or what?" He taunted. She went to get to her feet but Kagura grabbed her arm and restrained her. "Oh, the big bad birdy gunna hurt me? Yeah, well screw you, too, ok, drawing on my fucking baby." He glared. Kagura let her go and she stormed to Bankotsu and kneed him.
"Asshole!"
"My….ow…." He whined. "Why the hell…does everyone….go after my sack?" He closed his eyes. "You're killing my future babies!" He whined. She kicked his stomach and he grunted.
"Damn…" Koga mumbled. Bankotsu grabbed her ankle and dragged her to the floor.
"What the hell?" She barked.
"Ah…..I think I'm gunna puke…." He covered his mouth.
"Then let go of me!" She kicked.
"Oh my…" He stopped when he vomited….right in her lap.
"You sick bastard!" She stood up and tore her pants off. Hiten's shirt extended enough to just barely cover her but.
"Its not….oh man….I don't feel good…" Bankotsu rolled on his side and cradled his manhood.
"Ok!" Hiten stood behind Abi and pushed her down the hall after seeing Koga's perverted grin.
"Help?" Bankotsu said in a dry voice.
"Let go of me, Hiten!" They heard Abi yell. Koga scoffed and Jakotsu stifled laughter.
"You're so stupid…" Yura sighed.
"That's why you…ah! Sharp pain!" He hissed.
"Kiss it better, Yura." Kagura smirked.
"No!" She scrunched her nose.
"I think I'm incapable of getting hard right now…" He frowned.
"Want me to flash you so you'll know?" Jakotsu smirked.
"You….don't make me hard…Ayame, strip." He barked.
:"What?" She felt her face get hot.
"Watch it, mercenary!" Koga warned.
"Put some fucking clothes on!" Hiten yelled as they came back in.
"I just looked! There are none!" Abi shouted.
"Ok…..my balls are not important…..please…..do continue…." He whined.
"Damn straight they aren't." Koga mumbled.
"Please, you aren't even getting any anymore!" He stuck his tongue out.
"The way you're going, you won't be able to at all." The wolf retorted.
"You did…not just….go there! When I can stand….you're in for it!" He glared.
"I'm shaking in my skin!' Koga mocked.
"Dammit!" He grabbed the handle of Banryu and carelessly chucked it at the wall Koga was leaning against.
"Watch it!" Koga, Ayame, and Jakotsu jumped out of their seats.
"Yura…I think we're gunna need to adopt." Bankotsu whispered.
"Find some! Wear a sheet!" Hiten yelled.
"There are none!" She yelled.
"I think I'm better…" Bankotsu got to his feet.
"Yes there are!" Hiten through his fist to the side without aiming and hit Bankotsu in the nose.
"No I'm not…" The young mercenary laid on his back.
"Oh shit." Kagura smirked.
"Leave him alone." Yura glared.
"Or what? Will you're magical hair control me?" Kagura scoffed.
"Yes!"
"Oh shit…we have like…three fights at once." Jakotsu smiled.
"Try wind, bitch!" Kagura swung her fan and Hiten roughly grabbed Yura's shoulder to pull her out of the way.
"I….can't breathe…." Bankotsu whispered.
"Good you bastard!" Abi growled.
"Don't blow wind!" Hiten yelled to Kagura.
"You're telling me what to do, thunder boy?" Kagura scoffed.
"Leave Hiten alone, too!" Kagura barked.
"Leave Kagura alone!" Jakotsu stood up and put his hands on his hips.
"So…." Koga glanced at Kikyo and Ayame.
"Shut the fuck up!" Hiten yelled and everyone winced. "Kagura, stop attacking Yura, Yura let Bankotsu fight his own battles, Jakotsu mind your own business, Abi, please, put some fucking clothes on, and…Bankotsu, stay conscience!" He pointed.
"Geez…" Ayame whispered.
"What? Do any of you have a problem?" He barked.
"Yes, you lack the ability to lead…" Hakudoshi sighed and walked in. "To defeat Naraku, you need Inuyasha….he has the ability to break the barrier."
"He's right." Kikyo agreed.
"Guys….I'm choking on blood here!" Bankotsu sat up.
"Yeah, we heard you." Hiten glared. Bankotsu kicked him and he fell forward.
"Asshole!" Hiten lunged at him.
"Noo….my cock…." Bankotsu groaned.
"Alright…so we find him first?" Abi asked
"How do you intend on fighting?" Hakudoshi asked. She frowned and looked down to her stomach.
"I'm…"
"She won't." Hiten looked up from strangling Bankotsu.
"Hiten…"
"You won't."
"Yeah…don't kill my kid! I don't know if I can make anymore." He frowned.
"I just…I don't know…" She sat down.
