And here is S!

I tried to make this one more funny because my last two have been sort of darker with Luffy dying or going crazy, so I did this one as a pick me up type of deal. And the reason I picked this word is because Ace does suffer through his new found worry of Luffy's chastity. I had fun with this, I'm not gonna lie.

If you're womdering how Luffy is well... 'Changed' in the fic it was because of the hormones Ivankov gave him before, they were laced with something else that will not be mentioned. Also, Ace is alive in this fic. Luffy saved him and all is well.

Summary: Ace was slipping, and it was all Ivankov's fault!

Suffer

Portgas D. Ace had no idea what he'd done in his past life to warrant his current torment and he was sure that it wasn't so terrible that he had to go through this. What is Ace talking about you may wonder, well to fully understand we must go back to the beginning…

The cry of a baby broke the tense silence left behind by the birthing of Portgas D. Rouge's and the Pirate King Gol D. Roger's son. "I'll name you Ace, Gol D. Ace." Rouge smiled down at her and Roger's child with the warmth that only a mother could possess. And with her smile still in place did Rouge close her eyes for the last ti- NO! Not this far back! I didn't mean this beginning, idiots, I meant the beginning of the current story! Kami-sami, why did you curse me with these stupid fools? Why are you glaring at me? Get back to work! Get the clip ready, alright in three, two, one, go!

The smell of salt wafted through the cold morning air as the sun began its ascent into the clear blue sky. All was peaceful, all was silent, all was –BANG- not so peaceful and silent anymore. A very unmanly screech shattered all semblance of serenity and the Straw-Hats jolted awake. "Whazzit? Who's screaming?" Nami got up carefully being extra cautious not to topple the pile of maps to the side of her bed.

"Ah, it sounded like it came from Captain-sans room." Robin drowsily wiped the sleep from her eyes as she and Nami made their way to the deck only to find a girl that they had never met dressed in Luffy's clothes running around screaming.

"Luffy! Shut the hell- up?" Sanji came to a stop, he was sure that it was his captain that was yelling before but the beauty in front of him couldn't be his idiot captain no matter how alike they looked!

"Ahhh! You guys help! I went to sleep feeling funny and when I woke up I was like this!" Luffy came to a stop in front of hi- ermmm, her crew and gave them a chance to fully take in the changes to their captain. Luffy now had curves, obvious ones, ones that made Sanji start to swoon. He also had a higher voice, one that was a far cry from his usual tones, this one was more musical and lilting. His face had also become more feminine with sharper cheek bones, slimmer lips, and dark eyelashes framing shimmering black eyes.

"Luffy br-…. Er…. Sis…. Is that you?" Franky warily looked at the female that was so alike to his bouncy captain, it couldn't be, could it? It wasn't even conceivable that Luffy was now a female.

And then with Luffy's recognition of his own name in a female body everything went to the dogs. Sanji being who he is immediately pulled a lovely decorated pie out of who knows where and shoved it under Luffy's nose with compliments to the newest female of their crew. Which caused Zoro to snort none too quietly and call Sanji his trade mark insults 'Ero Cook' and 'Curly Brow' to name two, Sanji retaliated in his custom way, which was to attack Zoro all the while yelling insults. Nami after a few moments of the fight got a headache and pummeled the two till they were on the ground twitching in agony. All the while Chopper had been ecstatically bouncing while dragging his reluctant captain to the infirmary to be examined; it's not every day that he saw someone change genders you know. Usopp in all the mayhem had started to spout a story about how he had once been the 'Fearless Empress Usopp' and had led twenty million fellow female pirates in destroying a mad man bent on making all females his slaves. Franky during the short period of time after Luffy's confirmation had had a melt down and was now in a corner of the ship mumbling to himself. Robin and Brooke were the two who took the news best, Robin calmly smiled before opening one of her favorite books to the spot she had left off at, and Brook just happily hummed to himself while sipping tea. Some say he was denial of what was happening but he'll tell you that he was simply keeping his cool and letting the younger people of the crew panic.

And this is the scène that one Portgas D. Ace was met with when he came to visit his younger brother. Now Ace would describe himself as a pretty calm person, he was laid back, he didn't panic when faced with danger, and he was able to live through Luffy's 'adventures' without any heart failure yet. But, this, this was something that he wasn't able to brush off, that he wasn't able to simply smile away, and that he wasn't able to politely negate.

His brother Luffy was now his sister! Now Ace has worried about Luffy before, hell, who wouldn't with all the trouble the rubbery knucklehead could find? But he's never had to worry about perverts or people that would taint Luffy's innocence (well to be completely honest he does worry a little but he pushes this worry to the far back parts of his mind never to be touched). When the realization that his sister may be threatened by these, these, scumbags, Ace starts to flip out, in a very dignified manner though (he'd never allow himself to completely lose his cool, he's worked for to many years to perfect it). And when he sees his sister trip and fall he's comforted by the fact that it's still Luffy, then he's floored when the cook (who he knows would of never helped Luffy when he was a male) and the swordsman (who's always been suspicious) get up from where they had previously been laying in pain to help his sister up. All the while touching her!

And Ace then realized when Luffy flashed a smile in thanks that dazzled the two men that Luffy was going to need twenty four seven protection from all possible perverts. With that thought in mind Ace swiftly extracted his sister from the grasp of her crew mates, glared at them maliciously, and fled with his sister in tow to go find a nunnery where he knows she'll be protected from all the perverts in the world. While pulling Luffy along Ace couldn't help but wonder what he'd done to warrant this torture and torment.

And that's a wrap!