Bookworm: *jumps around* I've got two kitties that have been named!
Pein: Enough of the suspense, tell us.
Bookworm: The two biggest have been named. Bear and Niggar. I didn't name them for FYI. Bear's the cutest so far, greyish body and black head with brown markings on it's face. It's really Kawaii!
Pein: It?
Bookworm: I donno if it's a girl or boy...Anyways when they get abit older, Imma take a picture and upload 'em for you all to see!
Readers: WHOOHOO!
"Hn."
Itachi said walking down the halls of the new base with a stick of dango hanging out of his mouth and a cup of tea in his hand. He had finished his share of unpacking and was going to the library to relax.
Becka came his way holding a box of what it looked to be origami swans. 'Must be the last of Konan's.' He deducted seeing the relief in her eyes as she past by him.
It had been a day since they moved here to this base and nothing much had really changed. Course there was a library and underground training room along with some extra's, but everyone still had to share rooms.
Passing by the immortal's room, he stopped for a moment to stare at the scene. On one side of the room was a bunkbed. Mathew was clinging onto the top bunk as Hidan tried to rip him down yelling that the top part was his.
"No way! I don't want you falling ontop of me!"
"Damnit the top's mine!"
"MINE!"
"NO MINE FUCKER!"
Kakuzu sat on his side, already unpacked, with earplugs in and reading a book of some sort. He had an irritable expression indicating that the plugs weren't working as well.
Finding it would be best to leave before the masked man snapped, he diverted his gaze and continued on down the hall. Thank Kami the library wasn't built near the immortals/Mathew's room or they would be some serious chaos in the near future.
Nearing the library, Deidara ran out of the doors going in, screaming bloody murder as he took on down the hall. Tobi bursted out right behind him with a pair of scissors in both hand calling:
"But Tobi's a good boy! He can cut hair!"
Closing the doors behind him, the weasel found a secluded spot in the crime section and started chewing on his dango stick.
-Break-
Becka heaved a sigh of relief as she set down the last box of origami figurines upon her roommate's bed. She had finished unpacking long ago due to the fact she didn't have a ton of things like her only female companion.
Speaking of which, where was she?
Glancing around the room, her ears perked as rustling from one of the closest arose. Then out strolled a giddy looking Konan, in her hands, was something that made Becka turn pale.
"Lookie what I found!" She said grinning, "Guess the organization before us had some girls~ I think it's your size to!"
Becka's knuckles turned white as she slowly back up, "Uh Konan..." She stammered, "Th-throw that away..."
A smirk replaced the grin as the door suddenly locked behind her. "Na-ah-ah. You're not going anywhere."
The teen gulped and stared wide eyed as her assulter neared.
-Another break-
Sasori walked down the hallway with his usual bored expression plastered on his face. Passing the girls' room, a crash made him stop.
"Get that thing away from!" He heard Becka squawk, followed by more crashes.
"But you'll look sooo kawaii~!" Konan cooed.
The puppet blinked at the closed door debating whether to peek in or not.
"I said no damnit!"
I'm not taking no for an answer!"
"Let me go! STRANGER DANGER!"
'I'm just gonna go...' He decided hastily going down the hall.
- Another frickin' break!-
Becka stood infront of the lifesized mirror with her eyebrow twitching. Konan swerved around her, admiring her work. "Maybe I should have become a designer rather than a criminal~" She joked giving the pouting teen a slap on the back.
"Well, it's time to present you!"
Becka's eyes widened and she shook her head, "Hell no!" She could be dressed up and humiliated infront of herself, but everyone else, no.
-Another one? ^(*0*)^ Are you kidding me?-
The males of the Akatsuki (And the gender bender confused one) all stalked through the halls of the Akatsuki wondering irritably just what was so important.
Konan had all called for them to join her in the kitchen for a 'surprise'. And Konan's surprises usually consisted of them having to clean something.
"Just why the hell are we even doing what this bitch says?" Hidan growled, speaking the mind of a few around as they traveled in one big herd.
"Because she has a relationship with the boss and it would be best not to piss her off." Mathew stated waving his hand around.
Sasori raised an eyebrow at the orange head before putting in his two sense. "Earlier she and Becka were at some disagreement, maybe this has something to do with the 'surprise'."
"What were they arguing about?" Itachi asked, joining the coversation.
The puppet shrugged, "It was hard to tell..."
Entering the kitchen they spotted Konan holding her Akatsuki cloak out, hiding something.
"Where's Pein?" She asked, glancing from one member to the other.
"Here." Grouched the leader entering last.
Tobi gave a bounce of excitement as he peered hard at the object she was covering up. "Tobi wants to know what that is!" He squealed.
"Let me guess, that's Becka, hmm?" Deidara said. Thats when everyone finally noticed the absence of their once cat, Becka.
Konan nodded, "Let me introduce to you the new and more girly version of Becka!" She dropped the cloak and all gapped.
There stood an extremely cute Becka!
She had on a white and purple maid's dress dounced in frills and pink bows. (Picture will be added in profile. Just imagine the outfit on Becka :D)
They all stared.
She stared down at the floor as if it were the most interesting thing on the planet.
Konan, seeing how no one was going to speak, started making hand gestures at her, as if showing her off.
"Doesn't she look like a doll?" She cooed swerving around to the other side, "Someone has got to say something or else it'll ruin the moment!"
"This is total black mail." Mathew mused copying Konan with the swerving side to side thing, but instead he was checking her outfit. "It's alittle short don't you think?" He commented pulling it down abit. "And it's showing off her rack! She isn't a whore you know. You should have at least put her in a more comforting outfit."
"Critic much." The kunoichi huffed.
Kisame strolled over to her and stared her down like he was fixing to scold her. Becka stared back with the same eye deepths, but her cheeks were still stained red.
"Got something to say?" She growled.
The shark then hugged her. "YOU ARE SOOO KAWAII~!" He gushed lifting her off the ground. Good thing Mathew pulled her bottoms down when he did or else there would have really been a scene.
Hidan let out a low wolfish whistle as he trotted over to her. "I'd love to see you where that twenty four seven!"
Sasori smirked at her as Kisame set her down, "At least now I know you have a girl's body. For awhile there I thought you were 100% tomboy."
"And for awhile I always thought you were the Seme, who knew Deidara had it in him." Becka responded sending an apoligetic look to the pyro.
The puppet blinked, "That's a new one. Is Konan's Yaoi obession rubbing off on you?"
The atmosphere relaxed abit as they started circling Becka, inspecting her.
"Am I a piece of meat to you all?" She growled as Kisame disappeared from the crowd. Itachi and Leader-sama sat at the table while Mathew and Konan stood a few feet away, admiring from a distance.
"Where'd that bastard fish go?" Hidan asked, stopping the circling.
Deidara bumped into him, "I donno, but he's not a fish, he's a fucking shark, yeah."
Becka held back a snort of laughter at the memory as it rolled through her mind. "Try not to make any bets on the subject m'kay?"
"Hey Becka!" Twisting her head, a bright light blinded her.
Standing a few feet away was a grinning Kisame. In his hands was a camera.
Becka stood there, frozen like a deer caught out infront of headlights. Unreadable emotions flickered through her dark blue eyes as she stood there motionless.
Mathew gave her a hug, "He sure got you!" He mused with a grin. Becka glanced down at him before smiling softly. "I guess he did."
Kisame, being one of the many in the room totally blind as to what had just happened, grinned even wider. "I'm going to put this in a picture frame and put it by my nightstand."
"Make copies." Pein joined in, "There's a certain nin from Konoha that would just love to get his hands on that."
Becka narrowed her eyes, "You better not!"
"I think I'll make dozens and hand them out~"
Becka broke off into a sprint, followed by Mathew whom was holding her bottom down. "Becka if you're gonna chase him," He said stopping her, "Slip into these." Then he removed his baggy shorts and handed to her. "Here you go."
"Thank you." After slipping into those, she chased after him.
Mathew waved, "Bye!"
"Mathew put on some pants!"
"Na-ah!"
While that went on, Becka ran after Kisame through the now large base. "Come back here with that camera!"
"No!" Kisame called back as he rounded the corner. Becka followed after, but was totally unexpecting to be grabbed and tossed over.
"Put my down now!" She ordered punching and kicking as Kisame firmly held her over his shoulder. "Or I'll call upon my dogs!"
"Eh?" He mused making a great deal of looking around, "I don't remember you having any dogs."
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Becka screamed in a really convincing fright. "HE'S TOUCHING ME IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!"
Not even a milisecond later, he was hustled to the ground by a blonde and masked savior. Becka wriggled out and snatched the camera. "Victory is mine! Thanks!" She shoved the camera in one of her pocket as Hidan and Kakuzu both came running in her direction, obviously wanting the camera. Kakuzu wanted to most likely auction it off to the highest bidder and Hidan...she didn't want to think about it.
Grabbing both Deidara's and Tobi's hand, she ran in the opposite direction, dragging both with her. While she ran like hell, Tobi and Deidara floated like jellyfish.
"We gotta secure a safe location where I can delete the photo!" She said swinging open a closet door and stepping in. "You stay out and moniter while I delete this thing!"
It was silent, then there was a muffled yelp.
Both ripped the door off it's hinges and there stood a smirking Hidan with a hand placed firmly on Becka's mouth. With a finger rose to his lips, he poofed away, Becka with him.
"Sunovabitch(un)!" Both screamed as a chuckle errupted from down the hall. There stood Kakuzu with one of those smirks plastered on to his face.
"Where'd that immortal bastard go, yeah?" Deidara demanded.
"That information will cost you fifty."
"WhaT?"
"Each."
After grudgingly handing over their ryo, he pointed to his room. "They're in there."
Tobi kicked the door down (Like Morgan does on Criminal Minds) and rolled in. They came into a really shocking sight.
There was Becka, pinned down on the bottom bunk, with Hidan on top. In a split second, Tobi had grabbed his collar and threw him up against the wall. He disappeared with a poof and so did Becka.
"Transformation." He growled while Deidara searched the room high and low. "Ne, Tobi? If you were an arrogant immortal bastard, where would you go, yeah?"
"A place where people wouldn't think to check." He replied back, his goofy and serious voice were smashed together making him sound like a mature Tobi. "The training ground below."
Then they took off.
While they were off playing Mario, Mathew sat in the kitchen with Itachi and Leader-sama sitting around the table.
"Geez, they put up way to much." He said chomping into a stick of pocky. "Are all guys like that when they fall in love?"
Leader-sama sighed, "That's the cold truth."
"Damn, then I'm never going to."
"That's what they all say." He said diverting his gaze, remembering when he once stated he wasn't ever going to fall in love.
Itachi took a sip from his tea as an erruption shook the base. "I hope this base is more sturdy than the last. It'll be a shame if it collapsed."
"Don't even joke about that Weasel." Mathew said throwing a piece of pocky at him like one would with a kunai.
The Uchiha caught it and took a bite. "Hn."
"Welcome."
The boy pulled out another stick and popped it in his mouth, "I didn't even know you guys had cameras."
"We may not have cars or airplanes like you describe, but it's a start." Itachi responded, "Speaking of which, does Becka have a fear of cameras?"
Mathew swished the pocky stick around, "I wouldn't call it something she fears. She just never liked cameras. For as long as I could remember, she was never in any of the group photo's we took monthly at the orphanage. She's what most people would call 'camera shy'." He shrugged, pushing the thoughts away, "It would be best if you asked her because frankly, I haven't got a clue."
"Why even bother?" Pein asked leaning on an elbow, "Curiousity killed the cat right?" (Hypocritical as hell).
Another erruption shook the house, this time they heard a scream.
"Sounds like they killed Bowser." Mathew laughted, being the only one to get the joke. "I wonder how Princess Peach is going to reward the Mario bro's."
-Break-
Deidara and Tobi stood over the bloodied and immortal with satisfide smiles upon their faces. Becka was a few feet away, fast asleep in a little ball with ear plugs. Deidara (Being the fastest one) gently lifted her bridal style and carried her away.
Tobi followed, abit pissed off for not being the one to carry her, but kept telling himself that he would one day.
Deidara marched over to the couch and set her down. She looked so peaceful when she was sleeping. Sometimes he wished she was still a cat. She would still be sleeping with him every night, and would climb in his lap when wanted attention.
But that wouldn't happen no matter how much he longed for it. Stroking her hair, he smiled slightly.
Maybe her being a human had some advantages as well.
Bookworm: Made Mario referrences 'cos it reminded me of it.
Hidan: Gee, thanks alot.
Bookworm: You are welcome!
