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A/N: Ahhh 101! Thank you all! Ohmigosh, I get so excited over things, and this most certainly qualifies! Well, well, well...Earth. I can either get really serious and I can depress myself completely...OR I can be totally random with this. Which I'm deciding on right now...hmm...you'll see I guess ^^; I'm just writing stuff as it comes along...
Big Damn Table
53. Earth
"Benjamin Kirby Tennyson. You are the biggest dumb ass on the face of the Earth."
Ben frowned, raising an eyebrow. "How so?"
Kevin smirked, shrugging his shoulders. "Isn't it obvious? You look in a mirror lately? Mm? Ow!" He frowned at Gwen who still had her fingers together, ready to pinch him again if he was going to make any other comment about Ben.
Ben frowned even more deeply and slurped down his meat smoothie. It wasn't tasting any better now. He thought that sardine and lamb smoothies were okay and wanted to try the hamburger and meatball, but now it didn't taste any better. Kevin was just making everything worse. Then he began to think. Maybe so much that his brain was aching a little afterwords. Then he smiled innocently. "Hey Kevin."
"Yeah? What?" Kevin answered carefully, Gwen still ready. He loved this girl, but when she pinched, it hurt like a son of a bitch.
"You call me a dumb ass but...in it's basic defintion, what is a dumb ass?"
"Easy. It's y-" He cut off, sighing. "Fine, fine. What point are you trying to make, Tennyson?"
"A dumb ass is extremely stupid. I'm not extremely stupid. I have A's and B's in my classes. Second of all, a dumb ass couldn't create peace and stop a genocide from wiping out the whole universe. A dumb ass couldn't save the world more than Batman ever could, 'cause, well, Bruce Wayne's got nothing on me. Espicially Iron Man. He's just a tin can I can kick across the sidewalk. And most importantly, a dumb ass would let the Omnitrix and Ultimatrix combust and let the universe die. I wouldn't."
And with that, he finished his meat smoothie, tossed his cup in the recycling bin and head to the bathroom.
Kevin stared at him in shock as well as Gwen. "Did...he just..."
"Yep. I think he just fried you."
A/N: See? Winged it. Again. Haha I hope you can review for this and tell me what you think! :D
