Average Everyday seems Psycho:

Average Everyday seems Psycho:

The girl who ruined it all

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter 46:

That night was strange. I couldn't fight the weird feelings in my head. I wanted to piss in my own toilet, I wanted to throw up in my toilet, I didn't like Deidara's. I had the strange feeling it would blow up at any moment just for him to piss me off. Of course, he knew better. I had chewed him out once or twice for pulling things on me. He went to trip me, but I caught myself, turned and basically bitch-slapped him for trying so. Of course, when I did, I fell back on the back and felt like a flipped turtle. So I just sat there until I had to pee then some how, magically, I found myself able to move.

My back hurts more then anything. I keep putting one had on my lower back everytime I had to stand. I almost thought it snapped. Then I went to bed and nearly peed my pants twice because Itachi just randomly walked in to give Deidara specific instructions.

Stupid Uchiha,

As soon as I give birth, I'll find his emo butt and burn it.

Muahahahaha!

I woke that morning groggily, my eyes resisted opening and my body decided to not get up. I was expecting Gaara to have already saved me, but I guess he probably couldn't find me. It took Kakashi's dogs to find the hide-out in the original story, so I'm not panicked. I should be.

But Strangely I'm Not!

I looked up finally and found Deidara leaning against the door coolly, but a peeved look written across his lips and eyes. Stupid blonde.

"Well aren't you the definition of cool" I snarled, rolling on my back to where my feet flung off the bed. I will never make fun of a turtle again.

It is hard as hell to get off your back once you're on it.

I finally pushed myself to my feet.

I decided enough was enough, I was getting out the old fashion way.

I was going to make stupid feel stupider.

"I had a vision you know, last night" I chuckled. He let his arms drop and face gawk at me before pulling himself back.

"So . . . What have you seen, Hm?" He whispered and looked away while crossing his arms. I eyed him as my smirk came back to my face and I looked to the ceiling.

"Well . . . If you must know, you guys loose" I laughed, "You die because you pick a fight with Sasuke while Itachi was at his weakest . . . You don't succeed in taking the Shukaku from Gaara and a few years my son will come and find you all after hearing the heroic story of how his father saved me two nights before I gave labor and kills Sasori, Kisame, and Tobi, Seriously injures everyone else and for years is in a on and off battle with Pein until one night my son finds him sleeping and stabs him before Pein even realizes he's there" Deidara's eyes went extremely wide as I had to hold myself from laughing as he bolted from the room to warn everyone. However, since Deidara was in such a rush, he forgot to completely close the door.

"You are not as dumb as I thought" The Tou laughed as I shrugged.

"I have my days" I whispered

I have my good days I thought as I walked slowly out of the rock room and edged along the walls, looking for any sign of a trap. However, the High and mighty Akatsuki didn't think that one of their own would be so stupid to let a Prisoner out so the only trap was near the large rock that let me out.

"Here, let me show you something, you might, want to show your son" The Tou laughed as he took my hands from my control and began to do hand signs,

Snake, Bull, Dragon, Bull. I memorized the Hand signs as suddenly I felt like jell-o and suddenly I stepped over the rather small four strings of puppet wire Sasori most likely had booby trapped. I slowly slid myself threw the rock just as Deidara was running to find me. All he saw was there was no Pregnant lady in her room and the traps Sasori had set (four strings, the very last one as low to the ground as possible and very hard to see, but thanks to the rescue Episode, I had seen, I knew this trick all to well) were still set and un-touched.

I nearly fell over laughing as I slid outside and felt my bones come back into form. However, my child kick and I heaved over and nearly threw up whatever I had left.

"Please, don't go into labor now" The Tou growled but I only picked myself up.

"Eh shut up you stupid cow, I got kids to have and a fat belly to fill"