LTP: Hey everybody, we're back with another episode! And before we start, let me just thank you all for your continued support, you have no idea how much it means to me!

NiGHTS: LTP, I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut the intro short this time, Jackle's been eyeballing the Muffin 'Maren for the last hour and if we don't hurry, he'll probably eat him before the episode is done.

LTP: Alrighty then NiGHTS, take care of the disclaimer and I'll meet you on the set. *takes off to the set*

NiGHTS: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie.

LTP: *off screen* NiGHTS, hurry! Jackle's chasing the Muffin 'Maren with powdered sugar!

NiGHTS: Coming!

LTP: Spit him out Jackle! We need him for the episode!


NIR Movie 7

Elliot: Hey, what'd ya get for your birthday?

Will: I got older!

Elliot: Hah, hah, ha…

*Will ages into an old man at a rapid pace*

Will: HHHHNNNNNNNNNRRRGGHH!

Elliot: AAAAAAAGH! That is weird.

{~~~}

Puffy: Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?

Bomamba: Sure!

*Puffy shoots Bomamba in the head*

Puffy: Man, I suck at this game.

{~~~}

Police Officer: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your daughter doing... homework.

Helen's Mother: But where did I go wrong!?

{~~~}

Muffin 'Maren: Hey, NiGHTS! You want to eat me?

NiGHTS: No thanks, Mr. Muffin!

Muffin: But I wanna die!

{~~~}

Elliot: Hey, Claris, do you wanna go to the prom with me?

Claris: Uh, I am sorry, but I'm a ghost.

Elliot: But you're not dead-

*Claris shoots herself*

Claris' Ghost: Bye, Elliot.

{~~~}

Selph: Hey, buddy, you wanna take this outside?

Chamelon: Sure!

*outside the bar*

Selph: Wow, what a lovely evening!

Chamelon: This is a really good idea!

{~~~}

NiGHTS: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

*Jackle then slides in wearing and oversized hat and novelty shades*

Jackle: ~EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!~

*NiGHTS, Reala, and LTP face plant onto the ground. Selph face plants from the top of the building and dies*

{~~~}

Donbalon: Oh, I'm so full.

Muffin 'Maren: Do you have room for a muffin?

Donbalon: No.

Muffin 'Maren: Why won't you let me die!?

{~~~}

*Jackle slides up next to a pretty female Nightmaren*

Jackle: Hey, baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *vomits on the Nightmaren*

{~~~}

*Donbalon is hanging out in Pure Valley*

Reala: *flies by really fast* You're fat!

Donbalon: *grins*

{~~~}

*NiGHTS is standing next to Reala until she leans next to his ear*

NiGHTS: I am a very tall midget.

{~~~}

Puffy: Hey, buddy! turn that frown upside down!

Chamelon: Okay. *tries to turn head upside down, but breaks his neck and dies instead*

{~~~}

LTP: Gillwing the Dragon!

*cuts to the moon where only Gillwing's skeleton remains*

LTP: The End.

{~~~}

*NiGHTS is looking at a cord with curiosity, then pulls it, causing everything to go from colorful to black and white*

NiGHTS: *realizes* Huh? AAAHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

{~~~}

Selph: Hey, you want a banana- *realizes the color's still gone* Oh, What! No! Turn it back! AAAAAAHHH!

Reala: *starts freaking out and flies away*

Muffin 'Maren: *hops up* Who wants a muffin!?


LTP: You know, it's weird, I kinda want a muffin now. Damn you Muffin 'Maren!

Jackle: LUNCH TIME! *eats the Muffin 'Maren*

NiGHTS: *cringes* Poor Muffin 'Maren...

Reala: Doesn't matter NiGHTS, he wanted to die.

LTP: Alright, seeing as this was the last ASDF Movie, we shall replace ASDF with Sanity Not Included, unless an eighth one comes out before August 6. See ya'll next week!

Le review plze!