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Tomuru: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD!
Me: We've recently been watching Welcome to Night Vale
Tomuru: In other news, a recent report suggests that things may not be as they seem.
Me: Ok guys enjoy-
Tomuru: You, of course, should always chant when you wash your hands. It is only hygienic.
Me: As I was saying enjoy lovelies!
Tomuru: Welcome to Night Vale
"So, you want me to go with Haruhi to Karuizawa?"
"Yes!"
"To work as a maid, for your friend Misuzu. In the summer holidays?"
"That's right!"
"Cus this is how you want to keep an eye on Haruhi? To get her away from Tamaki I'm guessing?"
"That's absolutely right Tomuru dear!" Ranka confirmed.
"Huh…"
"Pleeease," Ranka pleaded, with large sparkly eyes.
"I mean, yeah of course. Tis just out of the blue is all. You must be busy over the summer huh?" Tomuru agreed.
"Thank you, sweetie. Yes, I'm afraid I'm a bit busy," Ranka sniffed sadly.
"I'm sure you'll get to do some father/daughter bonding with her sometime," Tomuru consoled.
"Oh, I'm making sure of that!" Ranka confirmed with determination.
"So, have you told Haruhi yet, and when do we have to be there for?" Tomuru asked.
"Yes I've told her and you're expected to be there when summer starts," Ranka answered.
"So that gives us a week to get ready."
"Yes, and I've also told Aziza as well just to let her know."
"Yeah I imagine Mother lord will be slightly curious of my whereabouts," Tomuru laughed.
The last day of the Host club before the summer holidays…
"Oh, so it's a beach theme," Tomuru noted, looking around the summery garden. With a large sandpit area, volleyball net, beach chairs and beach bar serving non-alcoholic fruity cocktails.
"Don't sound too excited will ya," Rossi chided Tomuru's dull tone.
"Well I'm just thinking back to the last time I was at the beach….and it was not fun," Tomuru explained herself.
"Oooh yeah, you were really angry that day."
"On the iffed scale I was at least bordering jiffed," Tomuru confirmed.
"On the what scale may I ask?" Kyoya asked, overhearing from the nearby beach chair under an umbrella.
"The iffed scale. Basically, there are three parts to this scale. There's tiffed, which is a bit irritated and/or annoyed. Miffed, which is agitated and frustrated. Then there's jiffed which is full blown, red-faced, absolutely fuming anger. Ergo the iffed scale!" Tomuru explained.
"I see, I would've put you in jiffed on that day. Unless you somehow can get even angrier than that?" Kyoya voiced his opinion.
"Oh, if only you knew Shadow lord," Tomuru spoke, laughing evilly to herself quietly rubbing her hands together.
"I dread to think," Kyoya remarked, before continuing his work.
Everyone was wearing Hawaiian print shirts or vest tops, shorts and sundresses for Rossi and Tomuru.
"So if we already went to the beach, how come we're doing this theme?" Tomuru asked.
"For the guests that were unable to attend on the trip. We wouldn't want them feeling left out now do we?" Kyoya answered.
"Guess you're right," Tomuru sighed, before making her usual rounds.
"Excuse me, Tomuru may I ask you something?" A guest at Hikaru and Kaoru's station asked politely.
"Yes, of course, fire away," Tomuru responded pleasantly.
"Why do you and Haruhi sometimes stare at each other without saying anything?" She asked.
"Oh is it because you are staring lovingly into his eyes!" Another guest piped up eagerly.
"Ah no, it's not that I'm afraid. I'm just having an internal conversation with him in my head. I can do it with Shadow lord for some reason too. I rarely do it with my family," Tomuru explained.
"Oh wow!" The guests responded in awe.
"Hey, how come you've never done it with us!" Hikaru demanded.
"I dunno I never tried. But fine, I'll start with you Tweedledum since you demanded it," Tomuru responded, before squarely looking at Hikaru.
There? Happy now?
Holy crap you're in my head!
Yep, so I guess it works with you too then. I should see if it works with all the hosts.
Well if it works for me then it'll work for Kaoru.
Yeah, probably.
"Kaoru your turn, it's so weird, like good weird," Hikaru insisted.
"Bring it," Kaoru said with enthusiasm.
"Ok get ready, Tweedledee." Tomuru then turned to Kaoru.
Hello, Kaoru!
Whoa, that is weird. Kinda invasive.
Well, I won't use it on you if it makes you uncomfortable.
No, no I can get used to it, it's cool!
Cool
"Ok, now I'm gonna check if it works on everyone else." With that, Tomuru turned to Honey and Mori's table.
Hey, cupcake!
Tomo-chan! How'd you get in my head?!
I have a telepathy thing that lets me have conversations with you guys. I've only used it with Haruhi though. I'm just seeing if it works on my favourite guys!
Ok! Well, I'm happy it works!
Me too.
Tomuru then turns to Mori.
Hey, Groot, I'm just checking if I can chat with you internally like I can with Haruhi.
Oh…ok
Well, it's just Tamaki to check now. Thanks, Mori, always a pleasure chatting with you! But, if I can request something…
I am Groot
YES! You're the best!
Tomuru happily poured tea and served cake for that table before finally heading towards Tamaki's table.
Don't freak out Dad, it's just Tomuru. I wanted to see if I can-
OH, MY GOD TOMURU YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!
Yeah, I am, I can speak internally with Haruhi and apparently with the other hosts too.
Oh, so it's not because we have a special daddy-daughter bond.
It can be if that's what you want? We can call it that.
YAY! SPECIAL DADDY DAUGHTER BOND!
Ok, you get back to hosting then.
"Guess that's all the hosts then," Tomuru concluded heading to Haruhi's table.
Hey, Dearest?
Yeah?
Sooo are we telling the guys that we're gonna be off to Karuizawa this weekend?
Hmm, Nah I think it'll be best to just keep that a secret from them.
Uh, ok if you say so?
"So what have you got planned for the summer?" One of Haruhi's guests asked Haruhi.
"Eh not much, probably just catch up with studies and try to relax a bit," Haruhi answered casually.
"What about you Tomuru?" the question was turned to Tomuru.
"Probably the same, though I usually visit my grandparents in Egypt for the summer. Though sometimes they come here it changes every year," Tomuru answered.
"You could come with us on a trip to Bali," The twins suggested, crowding Haruhi's table.
"Yeah or come with Takashi and me to Switzerland!" Honey piped up.
"Uh, I'm gonna have to decline guys, sorry. I don't have a passport yet," Haruhi declined.
"Then you're free to visit one of my family's domestic resorts," Kyoya suggested.
"Uh no thanks Senpai, I wasn't keen at the last waterpark we went to," Haruhi again declined.
"Suit yourself," Kyoya shrugged, returning to his laptop, whilst the others went back to their tables.
Tomuru gave a skeptical look towards Haruhi before heading to the guest that gestured her over.
Back at home, Haruhi was helping Tomuru pack, since she already packed a couple of days prior.
"…Three days," Tomuru decided confidently.
"What?" Haruhi asked, concentrating on folding a shirt.
"Three days at most."
"Whaaat?" Haruhi drawled.
"That's how long it's gonna take for the Hosts to come to Karuizawa and find us," Tomuru explained, throwing a few shorts on the pile of clothes she's going to take.
"No, they won't. We're only going for two weeks you don't need this many clothes. You wear the same outfit for a few days at a time. Even a week sometimes," Haruhi denied.
"Yes they will, and yes I do. You don't know what the weathers going to be like!" Tomuru defended.
"Whatever you say Sugar," Haruhi shrugged.
"Three days," Tomuru repeated in a whisper to herself.
Me: Ok this one's a little shorter than usual but they'll be more to come. Course I'm not sure how long this productivity will last since I'm putting off four assignments.
Tomuru: TOMURU'S TIDBITS LISTENERS!
Me: Yep and today it's a few of Tomuru's favourite Youtubers. Which are:
Tomuru: Superwoman e.g. Lilly Singh, Jacksepticeye, Geek Remix, Vanoss Gaming and loads more!
Me: Alright, have a good day lovelies!
