You know, some of the Zelda characters are actually fans of stuff, just like you! Don't believe me?
The House fans.
"Hey, I made the popcorn," TP Ganondorf said, sitting down on the couch.
"Shhhh!" Midna hissed.
"It's just the opening credits!" he exclaimed.
"Doesn't matter! Do you wanna end up like TP Link when he interrupted it when it first started?" Quin growled.
In the basement...
"So...many...stuffed...Tingles'...!" TP Link said, hugging his knees and rocking back and forth.
All the Tingles' surrounded him, each in a different disturbing pose.
The Pokemon fans.
"My Squirtle beats up your Torchic by smashing into him, and with my Squirtle's hard shell, your puny bird dies! Hahahahaha!" TP Link laughed, as he bounced in his chair holding a Squirtle's trading card.
"Your such a freakin' cheater, no wonder Quin left our club," OoT Link grumbled, holding a Torchic trading card.
"Actually, she left because she could easily kick our butts with her huge collection," Shad explained.
"Oh... And since when are you a Pokemon fan?!" OoT Link pointed out.
"Since I got kicked out of the book club because I was running for president, but I guess now bribing is now banned," Shad mumbled sadly.
"Ooh! And my Squirtle levels up and evolves into a Blastoise!" TP Link shouted gleefully.
"For the last time you only level up in the freakin' games! And it goes Squirtle, Wartortle, then Blastoise!" OoT Link yelled angrily, banging his head on the table.
The Jonas Brothers' fan.
Quin sighed as she hung up the wireless phone. "I gotta go bail TP Zelda out of jail again," she groaned.
"Why?" Midna asked, who was playing Pokemon Yellow on the gamecube's adaptor.
"For the seventeenth time she was caught stalking and trying to kidnap the Jonas brothers'," the Author explained.
"Typical fangirl," Midna muttered.
The Kingdom Hearts fan.
"Author, you've been hogging the tv ever since you got the PS2! I wanna play Kingdom Hearts, too!" Midna shouted angrily.
"Can't...stop...playing... Must...beat...game...even though...I...have...school work!" Quin mumbled, drooling as she played.
The Twilight fans.
"For the last time the movie comes out in December!" Quin yelled, standing outside of the theater.
"We don't care, we're going to be the first people in line even if the movie won't be out for months!" OoT Zelda declared, while TP Zelda and OoT Ruto stood behind her.
"No, I'm going to date Edward!" OoT Ruto shrieked.
"No, I'm gonna date Edward!" TP Zelda screamed back.
Back home...
"Heh heh, guess what I'm getting TP Link for his birthday," Midna snickered.
"What?" Vaati and WW Ganondorf asked at the same time.
"The Twilight movie, just to see if he'll turn into a wolf," she whispered.
"I HEARD THAT!" TP Link shouted.
To answer Twi Tsi's question, I'm not sure when Zelda Mini Madness will be over. Maybe when I can't think up anymore crazy stuff! But I'm also positive you all will murder me in my sleep if I do end up quitting... Well, I'm gonna go get security locks around my house just in case you all show up...
