Conjugal Visit
By: I'm Not Wearing Any Pants
D'Void's going to get one. Whether he wants it or not.

I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. It doesn't even involve perverse and bloody sexual situations, but that doesn't stop it from being any less disgusting.

The blue vagina...er, sorry, my Insane Weeaboo Standards and Practices memo states 'feminine orifice' is what we're calling it these days...known as Helen Wheels burst into a furious fit of ovarian rage when she caught the scent of crying Mary Sue baby. She rushed over and picked up the hysterically sobbing heap of shameless author insert and cuddled it.

"Poor Screamy-Sobb Boo-Boo! You almost died in that last story before I saved you and took possession of you for my own," she said tearfully. "Your father, D'Void, who doesn't show you special treatment like a regular Mary Sue because you're a dumb animal and not a human or humanoid girl so this makes it entirely different even though you and him make out with each other all the time, ha, suck it haters, was really distraught over your absence. He was crying so hard, it looked like he was laughing." Helen paused for a long moment and seemed thoughtful, shockingly. "I know! We'll go visit D'Void in prison."

Scream-Sobby roared and slammed into Helen's arms, knocking her down and into a wall. When she came to, she picked up Screamy-Sobby's huge bulk and lugged it to a random prison in the Null Void.

"Wow, you're a lot heavier than I expected," Helen groaned as she struggled to drag her wheel feet across the ground beneath the crushing burden of motherhood.

Screamy-Sobby shrieked with offense.

"Yes, yes, it's because women are biologically weaker than men. Even alien species. Sorry, so sorry! You're not fat! I didn't mean it that way," Helen said. "As a female, 99% of my life is made up of apologizing for my actions!"

Helen made it to the prison and located D'Void, who was chained up. He looked up and saw his visitors. His reaction was an instantaneous scream.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WITH THAT...THING!" He cowered in the corner. "Get it away from me! I just got over its control! It has to be a seven hundred thousand foot radius away from me for me to be free of its-"

Scream-Sobby roared viciously and flew at D'Void. She wrenched her head-mouth between the bars, snapping and snarling. D'Void screamed before he sank into a dull, placid expression. He came up to the bars to touch tentacles with his sweet little baby monster waifu. The creature smiled wickedly as it asserted its domination over all characters in this devious fic based universe.

"Gooood daddy," Helen babbled. "Good baby!"

She collapsed and began to convulse. Screamy had bitten a chunk out of the back of her head.

"Daddy loves you, baby," D'Void cooed before he and his Sue made out again, to the horror of everyone still lurking around. Enjoy your hysterical blindness.

The End