The "Clip" Show

"I don't see why we have to do this," Hunter grumbled. He, Shawn and Matt were sitting around, watching Jeff set up a giant plasma TV and a camera. "I don't even know what we're about to do but I can already tell you I have like a million better things to do with my time."

Shawn rolled his eyes. "Please don't try to trick us into thinking you actually have a life Hunter. We're too smart to fall for that."

"Some of us are anyway," Matt said. He watched his little brother carefully. He wasn't sure what the Charismatic Enigma was up to and he was kind of afraid to find out.

Jeff finished setting up the camera and sat down in his chair, which was in the middle of all of them. "Okay guys, I think we're ready," he announced happily.

They all gave him strange looks. "Ready for what?" Shawn asked. "You never told us what the hell we were doing."

"Oh yeah, I should probably do that," Jeff said.

"Yeah, that might help us out a little bit," Matt agreed.

"Well I've decided to do a clip show based on our greatest moments together," Jeff explained. "Now I'll be the main host because I'm the prettiest and you guys--"

"Hold on, let me cut in here before you get too far into this stupid idea," Hunter said. "First of all, all of the stuff we've done together has not been on TV, which means there has been no video camera present to document our greatness. And I'm going to say this really slowly just so you understand me: no video footage means we can't do a clip show."

Jeff frowned. "But I want to do a clip show!"

"Well sometimes you always can't get what you want Jeff," Matt said gently. "I mean, I wanted a purple horse as a child, but I never got one, now did I?"

Shawn looked at Matt weirdly. "Why did you want a purple horse?"

"Because a purple horse would have been awesome."

Jeff folded his arms over his chest. "Well what are we going to do now? I put all my hopes and dreams into this clip show and now its ruined!"

"It's not ruined," Hunter said as he rolled his eyes. "We can still do a clip show. We would just have to do it about something else."

"About what though?" Shawn asked.

"How about us kicking the crap out of people?" Hunter suggested. "That's always fun."

The others grinned. They all liked the sound of that. "I want to get footage of me beating Punk for the title," Jeff said happily. "I like that footage."

"Oh, speaking of Punk, did anyone ever get him away from the gorillas?" Hunter asked.

Jeff nodded sadly. "Yeah, the people who worked at the zoo came and "rescued" us. I don't know why they thought we needed rescuing."

"It was probably because Punk was screaming his head off," Matt pointed out. "The poor guy thought the gorillas were going to kill him."

"I think we should put in the clip of me super kicking Santino that one time," Shawn suggested. "Or better yet, I think we should let Santino hang out with us all the time so I can super kick him whenever I want to."

Hunter shook his head. "No, because if he hangs out with us, then he'll think he's cool. And we can't let that happen."

"Good point. But I still think we should put that in our clip show."

"We will," Matt assured him. "And we should put in my ECW championship win too."

"But nobody cares about the ECW title," Hunter pointed out.

"But people care about me."

"You just like to think they do."

"Shut up Hunter. How about we put in footage of Randy attacking Stephanie?"

Hunter glared at the elder Hardy. "How about I film my fist hitting your face and then we'll add that? How does that sound?"

Jeff put up his hands. "Hey! There will be no punching here! This is a peaceful meeting!" He then proceeded to smack Hunter across the face.

Hunter glared at Jeff once he recovered from the smack. "What the hell was that for?" he yelled.

"You don't threatened Matty!" Jeff growled. "I kill you for that."

"I thought this was supposed to be a peaceful meeting," Shawn piped up.

Hunter, Matt and Jeff were not listening to him. Jeff and Hunter were growling at each other like dogs. Before either of them could do anything though, Matt pounced on Hunter and then Jeff followed suit. Shawn watched them for a second before turning on the TV Jeff had set up. "Ooooh, Discovery Channel!" he said happily. "Hunter look, there's sharks!"

Jeff, Matt and Hunter stopped fighting. "Sharks?" Jeff said happily. "I like sharks! I want to be a shark when I grow up!"

"Uh, but Jeff--" Hunter tried to say.

Matt shook his head. "Hunter, I know this is hard to believe, but sometimes there's no reasoning with Jeff. You just have to learn to let things go."

"But he's going to bite me later and blame it on him being a shark."

"I know. And I will laugh and mock you for the rest of the night about it."

"Bitch."

"You wish I'd be your bitch. But I never will be. I'm Matt and I rule too much for that."

"We'll see about that Hardy," Hunter said darkly. "We'll just wait and see."