That's right, after only two days there's another update. The eliminates will vote for their favourites, one contestant will get immunity, and one contestant will be eliminated, leaving only four behind.
Also, some of the eliminates will look back on their favourite moments of this show.
Who knows how many people used the following gag?
"And we are back!" Intern #6 exclaimed.
"Where did we go?" Marios asked.
"Shut up!" Adrijana yelled, elbowing him.
"So, as of right now, the voting for the stop-motion movies is now closed. Just to recap, here is what happened in the episode so far –
The contestants were told that their challenge for today would be creating stop-motion movies out of Lego, and here was what they came up with –
First, we had Tia, with "Rick-star", the story of a brick who escaped communist Bulgaria to become a rock-star in Greece, and then lead a life of drugs and divorce
Next, we had Aleksander, with "Flight", the story of a brick who suddenly learns how to fly and causes mass terrorism. Because it contained something that wasn't Lego, and it wasn't technically a stop motion movie, it was disqualified. Not that it was going to win anyway."
"Can't argue with that," Aleksander shrugged.
"Our third movie was "The Junker Games", by Marios, which was a spoof of a more well known movie. It was short, but it managed to pack in a lot of content.
Fourth was Sanna with "It Takes Three", a movie about a Lego Brick with only three studs who goes on to become an acrobat
And finally, Adrijana made "The Death of Brick", a movie…which…we would rather not discuss."
[Hotel Toilet:
Anka (Montenegro): I don't understand why all those pussies didn't like Adrijana's movie. The death scene was awesome, and what movie is complete without a child getting l…]
"Once the votes are announced, they will be displayed on this chalkboard to my right," Intern #6 continued. "As you can see, Intern #2 and #3 are in charge of that.
As I explained before, the alternative vote will be used to decide the winner, meaning that everyone was told to rank the four movies in order, and in the first round of voting, their favourite would get one point.
At the end of every round, the movie with the least amount of votes will be eliminated, and the people who voted for that film will have their votes given to their second favourite film, or their favourite that is still up for immunity.
Is that understood? No? Well, we have to keep going anyway. So, without further ado, let's get on with the votes!
Here is how things are going to work. On that screen over there, the contestants are going to appear live via satellite, six at a time in alphabetical order!
They are going to write their favourite down on a piece of paper, before showing it to the screen.
First up, Agnessa, Alma, Amanda, Anka, Anton and Berto!"
Intern #1, who was standing nearby, pressed a button on a remote and the satellite feed switched on.
The screen was divided into six squares, and one contestant was in each square.
"Hello, everyone!" Intern #6 announced. "Gimme a thumb's up if you can hear me."
Five of them gave him a thumb's up, while Anka flipped him the bird.
"Not what I expected, but…with you, what is there to expect?" Intern #6 shrugged. "Can you please give us your votes?"
The six eliminates all turned around and grabbed a sheet of paper, before flashing them at the screen.
Here is what everyone had –
Agnessa – Rick-star
Alma – It Takes Three
Amanda – The Junker Games
Anka – The Death of Brick
Anton – The Junker Games
Berto – It Takes Three.
"Alright, then!" Intern #6 exclaimed. "That's one vote for Rick-star, two votes for the Junker Games, two votes for It Takes Three, and one vote for The Death of Brick! Can I have that on the scoreboard, please?"
Interns #3 and #5 quickly picked up a piece of chalk each and wrote down the number of votes per contestant under their name, making it look like this –
Rick-star – 1
The Junker Games – 2
It Takes Three – 2
The Death of Brick – 1
"So far so good," Sanna nodded, sticking out her lower lip.
[Hotel Toilet:
Alma (Croatia): My favourite was "It Takes Three" by far. It's always inspiring how disabled people make it big despite their conditions. Besides, it was very creative and funny.
Amanda (Sweden): If I'd known Marios had made "The Junker Games", I would not have voted for it.
[she sighs]
I may as well admit I liked it now.
Anton (Poland): The Junker Games was by far the most realistic. You are much more likely to get murdered than become famous. Why don't people realize that!?
Rikard (Finland): What the heck is wrong with Anton? If he wasn't bad enough as a perfectionist, now he tries to shove into everyone's faces that
[he puts on a mimicking voice]
Ooh, ooh, we're not gonna be famous, ooh, ooh, life's a waste!
We get it, you're butthurt over coming second-last. I was fourth-last and you don't see me complaining!]
"Thank you very much for your votes, and a good evening to you all!" Intern #6 exclaimed. "Now, here are the next six voters…"
He pointed at Intern #1, who pressed another button on the remote.
"Say hello to Dani, Eloise, Emilia, Hadi, Jessie and Johannes!"
The six whose names were just called out now appeared on the screen.
"Can you all hear me?" Intern #6 asked.
"Yes," they replied in unison, except for Jessie, who burped in front of the camera.
"Gross," Intern #6 stated, raising his eyebrows. "No matter, may we have your votes please?"
The six of them held up their preferences, which were –
Dani – It Takes Three
Eloise – Rick-star
Emilia – It Takes Three
Hadi – It Takes Three
Jessie – The Death of Brick
Johannes – It Takes Three
"Rick-star, one vote; It Takes Three, four votes; and The Death of Brick, one vote!" Intern #6 announced. "Could I have those up on the scoreboard?"
The two interns at the chalkboard nodded and updated the scores.
[Hotel Toilet:
Emilia (Netherlands): "It Takes Three" absolutely warmed my heart. Thanks, Sanna, I loved it to bits!
Jessie (Italy): I don't know why The Death of Brick didn't get more. The rest were f** movies]
Rick-star – 2
The Junker Games – 2
It Takes Three – 6
The Death of Brick – 2
"As you can see, Sanna takes the lead with six votes, while the other movies all have two votes each!" Intern #6 announced.
"Yes!" Sanna cheered, pumping her fist.
"Now we will get the votes from Katerina, Lou, Luko, Mirzo, Pavils and Rikard!"
Intern #1 pressed a button on the remote, causing the previous six to disappear and the next six to replace them.
"Good evening to you all. Can I have your votes please?" Intern #6 asked.
The six of them nodded and most of them held up their pieces of paper.
"That includes you, Lou!" Intern #6 exclaimed.
"Huh? Oh, sorry!" Lou exclaimed, and he also held up the name of his favourite.
These were the results –
Katerina – Rick-star
Lou – It Takes Three
Luko – The Junker Games
Mirzo – It Takes Three
Pavils – The Junker Games
Rikard – It Takes Three
"Okay, Rick-star, 1 vote; The Junker Games, 2 votes, and It Takes Three, 3 votes."
"Thank you," Intern #3 nodded, and she updated the scores.
[Hotel Toilet:
Mirzo (Bosnia-Herzegovina): It Takes Three. Such an inspiring story. [he sighs]
Pavils (Latvia): I put down the wrong one, okay? Do you really think I'd like anything that Marios makes?
Lou (Cyprus): Hey, Pavils! [he sings in the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle'] S***-s***-s***-s***-s***-s***-s***! S***-s***-s***-s***-s***-s***-s***!
Pavils (Latvia): I still don't see why everyone is on Lou's side. He's such a prick!
Stela (Romania): I don't know how Pavils has the balls to whine. Lou could crush him with one finger.]
Rick-star – 3
The Junker Games – 4
It Takes Three – 9
The Death of Brick – 2
"It Takes Three takes a very convincing lead, but the voting is far from over. Here is the last session of voting for this round. Give it up for – Shay, Stela, Symon, Tyge and Zeferino!"
The aforementioned five now appeared on the screen.
"Good evening to you all. May I have your votes please?" Intern #6 requested.
The five eliminates held up their sheets of paper, revealing their votes as –
Shay – Rick-star
Stela – Rick-star
Symon – It Takes Three
Tyge – It Takes Three
Zeferino – Rick-star.
"Alright, thank-you. That's three votes for Rick-star, and two votes for It Takes Three. Here are the results at the end of this round…"
[Hotel Toilet:
Symon (Ukraine): [he is still wearing a ski mask] I had to go for It Takes Three. It was very beautiful, and it's also true. Sanna is living proof of it.
Zeferino (Portugal): I liked "It Takes Three" but it was also very cheesy, so I put Rick-star in first place.]
Rick-star – 6
The Junker Games – 4
It Takes Three – 11
The Death of Brick – 2
"At the end of this round, "The Junker Games" is in third place, Rick-star is in second place, and It Takes Three has a very convincing lead, and is currently in first place.
Due to the fact that it got the least amount of points in this round of voting, the Death of Brick has been eliminated. Sorry, Adrijana."
"It is fine. Trust me," Adrijana replied, rolling her eyes.
"Okay," Intern #6 nodded. "Now, we will get the votes from the two people who actually voted for The Death of Brick – Jessie and Anka!"
[Bus Toilet:
Tia (Bulgaria): I know Anka and Jessie aren't the brightest, but...really? You actually liked that movie? I felt like throwing up after that, and I've seen Saw twice.]
The two girls came on screen looking very unhappy.
"I can't believe nobody else voted for that," Jessie snapped. "It was awesome. It had child m*********n and everything."
"Ugh, hold on a moment!" Marios exclaimed, before getting up and puking on the ground.
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): Achievement unlocked – making Marios throw up. No, seriously, I've been trying to do that since day 1. It's such a shame Dani and Hadi beat me to it.
Maybe if I'd made out with Symon when he was a Goth...]
"Okay, you two, please give us your votes," Intern #6 requested.
"Okay, since you said please," said Jessie, and she held up her second preference…
…
"…The Junker Games."
"Yes!" Marios cheered. "Come on, Anka, please give me the other one!"
"Anka, what was your vote?" Intern #6 sighed.
"I already told you, The Death of Brick," Anka groaned.
"No, what was your second choice!?" Intern #6 exclaimed, putting his palm to his face.
"Oh, that," Anka said, snapping her fingers, before turning around and getting a sheet of paper.
It said…
…
…It Takes Three.
"Aw," Marios groaned.
"I'm really sorry, Marios, but you are out of today's challenge," Intern #6 apologized. "Can we have another point for It Takes Three?"
"Already on it!" Intern #5 exclaimed, and she rubbed out the '11' on the board and replaced it with '12', before rubbing out the Junker Games.
Rick-star – 6
It Takes Three – 12
"Alright, then, it's time for the last part of the voting," Intern #6 announced. "The five who voted for The Junker Games will be giving a vote to their next favourite, and then we will have the winner."
"But mathematically…" Marios protested, raising his hand.
"Shush," Intern #6 hissed. "Can we have the five on screen?"
"Just a minute," Intern #1 sighed, as he pressed a few buttons on the remote.
After a brief static cut, Amanda, Anton, Jessie, Luko and Pavils appeared on the screen.
"Oh come on. Do I have to vote again?" Jessie whined.
"Yes," Intern #6 sighed. "I am as happy as you are."
"Well, I'm not happy!" Jessie yelled.
"Did I say you were!?" Intern #6 snapped, his eye twitching.
"Whatever. Let's just get this over with," Jessie groaned.
"Okay, one by one, you are going to show me your…"
"T*TS!" Aleksander yelled.
Everyone glared at him.
"Sorry, I just really wanted to do that," he replied, still laughing his head off.
"Shut the **** up Aleksander!" Pavils yelled from his screen.
"Whatever," Aleksander chuckled.
"Anyways!" Intern #6 shouted. "Amanda, we'll start with you. Who did you give your second vote to?"
"Just a minute," Amanda said, before getting the sheet of paper and holding it up.
It said…
…
…Rick-star.
"Yeah!" Tia cheered, pumping her fist. "Maybe I can win this!"
Rick-star – 7
It Takes Three – 12
"Don't be so sure," Marios muttered.
"Anton, you're next," Intern #6 said.
"Hold on," Anton sighed, before holding up his sheet of paper. It said…
…
…It Takes Three.
"That's another vote for Sanna!" Intern #6 announced.
Rick-star – 7
It Takes Three – 13
"It looks like you won," Tia sighed. "There's no way I can beat that."
"Yeah, I suppose it's obvious," Intern #6 stated. "Sanna's the winner. Go Danmark! Could the rest of you hold up your votes please?"
The other nodded, and this is what they came up with –
Jessie – Rick-star
Luko – It Takes Three
Pavils – Rick-star
Rick-star – 9
It Takes Three – 14
"Well, that's a wrap," Intern #6 sighed. "Congratulations to Sanna, you have immunity!"
"Yes!" Sanna cheered. "Final 4, here I come!"
"As for the rest of you, you are up for elimination!" Intern #3 exclaimed. "By the way, this is the last night where you will be giving votes to your top 3 preferences. After tonight, you will only be giving votes to one person, like in the original Total Drama franchise.
You have half-an-hour to get back to the bus and vote. We will see you then!"
"Okay, we have a bit of a problem," Marios said, once he and Tia were back on the bus. "Sanna has immunity, so it'll be harder to convince other people to vote with us."
"Who are we voting for instead?" Tia asked.
"Adrijana," Marios replied. "She's gotten immunity a few times, and she's definitely the bigger threat out of her and Aleksander. And I think we could convince Aleksander to vote with us."
"How are we going to do that?" Tia asked.
"This is where you come in…" Marios began.
"Aw no," Tia groaned.
Aleksander was sitting in the back reading a cookbook when Tia sat next to him.
"Hey there," Tia said in a sexy voice.
"Oh…er…hi," Aleksander replied awkwardly. "I was just trying to decide what to cook tonight. I'm stuck between spaghetti bolognese and plaice with chips. What's new with you?"
"Well, I was just sitting down and minding my own business, but then I saw you," Tia replied, batting her eyelashes.
She turned around and looked at Marios, who gave her a thumb's up. She glared at him and help up her fist.
"Well, I dunno what to say…" Aleksander replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, don't tell me that you're over me," Tia said, giving him a light punch in the chest. "You know I was only pretending to hate you so it wouldn't ruin my street cred."
"Ha, I just knew you liked me!" Aleksander exclaimed, reclining in his seat. "I'm so glad you finally came around. So, is there anything I can do for you?"
"There is one thing," Tia replied. "Can you vote off Adrijana?"
"Let me think about," Aleksander replied, before pausing. "Anything for you, sugar-boo."
"Thank you so much. And I'm glad we actually did this. I thought I'd end up regretting something for the rest of my life," Tia stated, before getting up. "See you later, honeykins!"
"Don't worry about me, sugar-boo," Aleksander replied, before settling down and continuing to read his cook-book. He made an evil grin.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania):[he is laughing hysterically] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tia (Bulgaria): This better work. Otherwise, Marios is dead! Then again, he's the one who'll be leaving so…I'll let him off.]
Adrijana leaned her elbow on the window-ledge and sighed. Where had she come from? Where was she heading for? Could this show get any worse?
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): You know, Emilia's right, if anything good came out of this show, it's that I got Slovenia to the top 5.
By the way, I'm sorry for making that movie, and I can't wait to see you again.
Though, let's face it, I'm probably gonna be thrown in jail after this show. That's just how my life works. Once one bad thing ends, another begins!]
"It's so hard to believe that we're nearly at the final four!" Emilia squealed as she and other eliminates sat in Hadi's room. "I can't believe it's already been 25 days since this contest started. And it won't be long before we have a winner."
"I can't believe it's only been twenty-five days," Lou replied. "It feels like a lot longer."
"Well, I suppose so much has been happening," Emilia sighed. "So, what was your favourite moment of this show?"
"Definitely playing that trick on Pavils," Lou replied. "That was awesome!"
"Let's get on with the test." Rikard remarked. He was dressed in a blonde wig, sunglasses and a teal coloured suit.
Emilia was next to him, and she was wearing a red hat, a ginger wig and a dark red pantsuit.
"What is the test?" Pavils asked, as he stood in front of them in his underwear.
"Don't ask questions!" Emilia snapped.
"There will be three parts to this test," Rikard explained. "Let us begin with part one. Stand on one leg."
"Like this?" Pavils asked, bending over and bringing his right leg back.
"Perfect," said Rikard. "You passed part one. Now stay in that position as we continue onto part two. Are you ready?"
"Yes," Pavils replied.
Lou and Jessie were inside a bathroom inside the ballroom, and they had a huge box of ping-pong balls, and when Rikard gave them the signal they kicked open the door and emptied the box of balls into the ballroom
"Ah…oof…eck…aw!" Pavils gasped as he tried to keep his balance as the balls came towards him. He failed and fell over.
"Here at Calvin Klein we punish ourselves for poor work by slapping ourselves hard in the face three times,." Rikard sighed.
"Do it or this interview is over!" Emilia yelled.
Pavils jumped in shock and he slapped himself hard three times.
"Very good," said Rikard. "Now for the final test. My assistant here is going to get you ready to see if your skin is suitable for our next shoot by smearing you with honey."
Emilia got out a jar of honey and brushed it on Pavils' skin.
"Wow, this feels great on my skin," Pavils commented before Emilia shushed him.
"Next, we put on feathers," Emilia continued.
"What?" asked a confused Pavils before Emilia emptied a bag of feathers over him.
"Perfection," she said. "Now, we take picture of you to see if you look worthy."
Rikard passed her a camera and she took a photo.
"Perfect," Emilia said. "This be looking fantastic!"
"So, did I get the job?" Pavils asked as he waved his feathered arms.
"No…because this isn't Calvin Klein!" Rikard said in his regular voice, and he pulled off his wig. Emilia did the same.
Pavils was sitting in the corner sulking as this happened.
Stela was sitting in a chair near him. They both glared at each other before looking away.
"Yeah, that was awesome!" Rikard agreed.
"My favourite moment was the moment after that," Emilia replied. "Remember…with the yam people."
"Oh, yeah! That was even better than the revenge!" Luko exclaimed.
"You know what would make this even better?" Emilia asked once Pavils had stomped out of the ballroom.
"I think so," Lou said, smiling. "Acrylic paints."
Emilia laughed. "You're so weird," she said.
"Oh, like you're one to talk," Lou said.
"I meant that in a good way," Emilia said, laughing. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yep," Lou replied, and he grabbed Emilia and they started making out.
"Aw," Rikard said sweetly.
Lou glared at him.
"Why don't we leave these two lovebirds alone?" Rikard suggested.
"Nah, I'd kinda like to stay and watch," said Jessie.
"Aw, but you'll miss Eloise dumping Pavils," Rikard said sadly.
"Okay, I'll see you then," Jessie said excitedly, and she ran out of the ballroom.
"See you later guyz," Rikard said before exiting the ballroom.
Lou and Emilia were now on the ground and they were still making out, when Lou was tapped on the shoulder.
"Excuse me. We have this room reserved for the SSAY," a woman said to them, pointing at a line of men and women who were behind her in the ballroom.
"The what?" Emilia asked.
"The Swedish Society for the Awareness of Yams," the woman explained.
"Erm…okay, we're gonna leave now," said Lou awkwardly. "Come on, Emilia, we can go to my room."
Emilia didn't reply. She was too busy giggling.
"Yams," she muttered.
"What was my favourite moment?" Zeferino asked himself, as he sat with Agnessa, Hadi and Dani. "Probably getting together with you."
"Really?" Dani asked, raising her eyebrow.
"Er…what's wrong with that?" Zeferino asked in confusion.
"Well, you did break Emilia's heart," Hadi pointed out.
"Oh, yes," Zeferino sighed. "How could I forget?"
"Okay, maybe," Emilia sighed. "But there's nothing we can do about it now. I'll miss you, Adrijana, and Zeffy too. I hope one of you win it for me."
Zeferino took a deep breath and sighed –
"Emilia," he said. "There's something I should tell you."
"Oh, what is it?" Emilia asked excitedly.
"Well, it's just…um…er…so, how do I put this?"
"It's okay, Zeferino," Emilia said "Just tell me."
"Well, you see, Emilia, well, I don't feel the same way about you."
"What!?" Emilia exclaimed, shocked. "But we…"
"I know, I know," Zeferino replied. "But, well, I like someone else."
Agnessa looked up hopefully.
"Oh," Emilia sighed in disappointment. "Who is it then?"
"Um…er…" Zeferino said hesitantly.
"C'mon, just tell her!" Sanna said.
"Yeah, I wanna see some making out already!" Pavils added.
"Shut up Pavils, this is a real-life situation!" Sanna snapped.
"Okay then," Zeferino sighed nervously. "I…like…Agnessa."
Agnessa beamed, and got out of her seat and rushed over to hug Zeferino.
"I love you too, Zeferino," Agnessa replied gently. "Ever since you sang that song about a girl in the street…well, it was beautiful."
Zeferino couldn't help but look at Emilia.
"I'm sorry," he said. "I hope we can still be friends."
Emilia didn't reply. She just stared at him as if she had no emotion, and then she stepped off the bus quietly.
No sooner had the bus door shut, a loud screaming could be clearly heard.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Yeah, that really sucked, but it was for the best," Zeferino sighed. "Besides, she's with Lou now, and they're doing great."
He pointed at the couple, who were now playing tonsil hockey on one of the beds.
"Who's winning again?" Rikard, who was next to them, asked.
"Ee-a," Lou replied, unable to speak. He separated from Emilia and she cheered.
"Yes, I touched them again! Six-nil!" Emilia cheered.
"Aw, come on!" Lou groaned. "Can't you at least let me win?"
"Sorry, but I can't," Emilia replied awkwardly.
"Why not?" Lou asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because I had my tonsils out five years ago," Emilia giggled.
"Oh…I am going to kill you!" Lou yelled playfully, and he wrestled Emilia to the bed and tickled her.
"Ah…get off…get off!" Emilia squealed. "Seriously, Lou!"
[Hotel Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): I've been asked what my favourite moment of the show was. Well, that's hard since I had so many triumphs. But I'll probably go with when I got Hadi voted off.
1. Because it separated the most barf-inducing couple on the show since Bridgette and Geoff
2. Because the way it unfolded was priceless!]
"So, who do you think we should vote off?" Zeferino asked Agnessa.
"I dunno," Agnessa replied. "Well, it's either Mirzo, Tia or Adrijana."
"Well, Mirzo would have gotten us to the finish if Marios hadn't puked on him, and Adrijana did sort of help when we were in the tunnels, but Tia didn't really do that much," Zeferino replied.
"Yeah, I think we should go with Tia," Agnessa sighed. "I feel bad doing it, but I think she's the weakest link."
"AGNESSA!" was a scream that they both heard at that moment.
Hadi stomped over.
"Agnessa, what is your problem, seriously!?" he continued. "Why do you hate me!?"
"What made you think that?" Agnessa asked, her hands on her hips.
"This!" Hadi yelled, handing Agnessa a note.
She opened it and it read.
Hadi
You are a nerd and Dani could do so much better
Drop dead
From Agnessa.
"Lemme see that!" Zeferino exclaimed, looking at it while Agnessa held it. "This is your writing!"
"What? No it's not!" Hadi yelled.
"Yes it is. It's all…nerdy," Zeferino replied.
"Excuse me!?" Hadi snapped.
"Oh come on, you're used to that! Tamon probably calls you that all the time!"
"And I take you'd like to be like Tampon!" Hadi yelled back.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" Dani asked, walking over.
"Hadi's trying to frame Agnessa!" Zeferino yelled.
"They're trying to frame me!" Hadi yelled.
"What?" asked a confused Dani
Zeferino gave Dani the note and she read it.
"I found that on my seat!" Hadi yelled.
"Hadi, why did you do this?" Dani asked angrily.
"What? You mean you believe Zeferino?" Hadi said in surprise.
"Well, you did say..." Dani reminded him before stopping.
"What did he say? Spit it out, Hadi!" Zeferino yelled.
"I'm not saying," Hadi replied.
"Whatever," Zeferino said flatly, rolling his eyes.
[Hotel Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): That was just brilliant! And I never knew Zeferino could get so angry, since he was a bit of a wuss at the start of the contest.
Oh, good times [she wipes a tear from her eye]
Too bad I ended up getting eliminated the following episode.
Katerina (Macedonia): My favourite moment? Definitely beating up Ruben!]
"Thank you for that, Ruben," Tia nodded. "Now, please welcome, dressed in plastic bottles, Katerina!"
Katerina waved at the camera as she walked out.
"As you can see, she is wearing a strapless dress with matching shoes."
Once again, Ruben looked rather disgusted by this.
"Oh come on. What's wrong?" Katerina asked angrily.
"Well…you see…the clearness of the plastic bottles…" Ruben replied hesitantly. "It looks all…s****y!"
"Grr…let me at him!" Katerina screamed, but Tia held her back.
"Hey, Katerina, it's nothing personal. Not everyone can be as perfect as Agnessa!" Ruben taunted.
Katerina gasped at this.
"Tia, let her go!" Agnessa shouted from the auditorium.
Tia did so, and Katerina leapt on Ruben and started attacking him. There was a fair share of punching, kicking, scratching and possibly even a bite or two.
"Go Katerina!" Aleksander cheered.
"Interns!" Ruben screamed. "INTERNS!"
Backstage, the interns were all watching the monitor and couldn't help but smile.
"Popcorn?" Intern #2 asked Intern #3.
"Don't mind if I do," Intern #3 replied, grabbing a fistful and shoving it into her mouth.
After ten minutes, Katerina decided that she'd done enough damage, and she leapt off Ruben and found a seat in the front row.
Ruben stood up, shook himself, and then looked at his wrist.
"YOU BIT ME!" he roared.
[RV Toilet:
Intern #3 (Netherlands): I'm definitely with Katerina on that. That moment was kick-ass!]
[Hotel Toilet:
Anton (Poland): You're asking for my favourite moment of the show? How can I choose? They all SUCKED
Tyge (Norway): It'd be hard for me to choose a best moment, but I'll go with when me and Sanna kissed for the first time.]
"Okay, see if I care!" Pavils yelled. "I don't need some dumb reality show to make a million euros. I could make two million euros just from busking. Vēlāk, kuces!"
With that, he stomped off the bus, but not before flipping everyone the bird.
Once the door slammed shut, Sanna sighed – "I'm sure not gonna miss him. He was a jerk! I can't believe he kept saying that we were a couple even though we aren't. You get jerks like him crawling all over my school. They go…"
"Oh, shut up, Sanna!" Tyge replied. He had a smile on his face.
"Excuse me?" Sanna asked, frowning.
Tyge grabbed Sanna and gave her a huge kiss full on the lips. It lasted for five seconds, and then they stopped.
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to wait," Sanna apologized. "I just didn't want Pavils to be right."
"It's okay. It was well worth it!" Tyge replied, and then they started going at it again.
[Hotel Toilet:
Stela (Romania): Most of this show was a waste of time, but there is one moment that stands out to me.]
"So what?" Anka answered angrily. "You don't think I have what it takes to catch a shark? I'll show you! I'd bet any money that I'll catch one in the next minute!"
That's when Stela had an idea
"Okay, I'll bet 100 euros," Stela said quickly.
"What?" asked a confused Anka.
"You said you'd bet any money," Stela replied, an evil grin on her face. "So, if you don't catch a shark in the next minute, you owe me 100 euros."
"But I don't have 100 euros!" Anka complained.
"Okay then," Stela answered. "If you don't catch a shark in the next minute, you have to be my servant for the rest of the contest."
"Fine, it's a deal," Anka sighed, and she shook Stela's hand before putting her finger back in the water
[One minute later…]
"Okay, one minute is up!" Stela exclaimed. "Come on, you lost!"
"Okay, fine!" Anka groaned, as she pulled herself up. "I guess this me…E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Anka had accidentally touched the electric field on the side of the boat, and had gotten herself electrocuted, and Stela couldn't stop laughing over it.
After about a minute, Anka finally got the sense to get back up. Her hair had turned into a huge black afro, and her heart was thumping so hard that it was made Aleksander gasp.
"So," Anka exclaimed, panting. "I guess this means I have to be your slave for the rest of the contest."
"Nah," Stela replied. "What just happened was amusing enough."
[Hotel Toilet:
Stela (Romania): Oh, that still makes me laugh now!
Johannes (Iceland): My favourite moment was the talent show. You know, when I did those…Terry Wogan impressions
Luko (Serbia): This show has been awesome, but the funniest moment was probably when Johannes made Ruben twerk]
"I don't about you guys, but I thought that was awesome!" Ruben exclaimed. "Next to show off their talent, Johannes!"
"Thank you, thank you!" Johannes replied, walking onstage. "Tonight, I am going to be showing you some hypnosis. Ruben, I would like you to be my celebrity volunteer."
"You had me at celebrity," Ruben replied, walking over.
"Okay, everybody, watch carefully!" Johannes said. "You don't want to miss a second of this. Ruben, when I snap my fingers, you will be under my control."
Johannes then snapped his fingers. Or at least he tried to, but it didn't come out correctly, so he tried again. And again. And again.
"God, damn-it!" Johannes swore, still attempting to snap. "Why won't you snap!? Oh, there, got it!"
"What would you like me to do, master?" Ruben asked Johannes in a dull tone.
"Flap your arms. You are a chicken," Johannes replied in a smooth tone.
Ruben immediately responded by doing so. "Cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck!"
"Okay, that was too simple," Johannes continued, looking at the audience. "Next, I want you to sing 'I see you baby,' and do the appropriate actions."
That's when Ruben quickly spun around to face his back to the audience, and he started twerking.
"I see you baby!" he warbled. "Shakin' that ***, shakin' that ***, shakin' that ***! I see you baby, shakin' that ***…"
This was too much for the contestants to take. The eliminated contestants were falling off their seats, and the contestants backstage also thought this was hilarious.
[Hotel Toilet:
Luko (Serbia): That was awesome! I wonder where Ruben is now.]
[Bus Toilet:
Hans (Norway, Co-Host): In a prison in Södertälje, that's where! But don't worry about it; Swedish prisons are nice; lucky for him.]
"Okay, we have counted up your votes, and here are the results!" Intern #6 announced. "The first marshmallow goes to…
…Sanna, obviously!"
"Yes," Sanna muttered, before getting up to pick up her marshmallow.
"So, there was one point between each contestant. The first person safe, with only six points, is…"
…
…
…
…
…
"…Tia!"
"Yeah!" Tia exclaimed triumphantly, before leaping up to get her marshmallow.
"The next person who's safe, with seven points is…"
…
…
…
…
…
"…Aleksander!"
"Okay, seriously, who keeps voting for me!?" Aleksander yelled, his arms in the air. "Do you wanna starve for the next few days?"
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): I voted for Aleksander. I might actually have a chance of leaving, then. And if he leaves, then everyone will have to live on Hans' crap!]
"As you can see, there is only one marshmallow left on this plate!" Intern #6 exclaimed.
"Adrijana, this is your second time in the bottom two. The first time, you beat Pavils by a landslide, but will you slip through this time?
And Marios, this is your fifth time in the bottom two, and possibly your last.
I can now reveal that the final marshmallow, and the final spot in the final four goes to…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
"…Adrijana."
Adrijana shrugged before getting up to collect her marshmallow.
"Sorry, Marios. You played a very good game, but in the end, you got voted off by one point."
"What? I don't get it, me and Tia voted off Adrijana and so did…Aleksander…"
Marios glared at him and gritted his teeth.
"Tia just told me to vote off Adrijana. She didn't say how many points," Aleksander shrugged in mock-innocence. "By the way, I got over her weeks ago. Get a clue."
"Wha…bu…" Marios stammered, before sighing. "Okay, looks like I'm leaving. I made it to the fifth place, so I didn't enter this show in vein. Good luck to you, Tia; **** you, Aleksander, and...er...Adrijana…I dunno what to say to you. Goodbye, everyone!"
After being handed a taxi fare and an aeroplane ticket by Intern #6, he stepped off the bus and sighed.
[RV Toilet:
Intern #2 (Canada): Goodbye, Marios, you were the best
Intern #1 (Canada): It was inevitable, but you will be missed.
Intern #3 (Netherlands): Bye, Marios, you were as awesome as chocolate!]
"With that, Marios is out of the contest, and only four remain! How will things pan out for the remainder of the contest? Who will win? Who will lose? Who will only sing the blues?
For this show is coming close to the end. This has been Euro…Drama…Roadtrip!"
Votes:
Sanna –
3pts – Marios
2pts – Tia
1pt – Adrijana
Tia –
3pts – Adrijana
2pts – Aleksander
1pt – Marios
Marios –
3pts – Adrijana
2pts – Aleksander
1pt – Tia
Adrijana –
3pts – Aleksander
2pts – Marios
1pt – Tia
Aleksander –
3pts – Marios
2pts – Tia
1pt – Adrijana
Marios – 9pts
Adrijana – 8pts
Aleksander – 7pts
Tia – 6pts
And Marios is the next to leave. Without a doubt a favourite among the readers, I loved writing about his knowledge of Total Drama and Eurovision (mainly because it showed off mine)
With that, we are the final four - Sanna (Denmark), Tia (Bulgaria), Aleksander (Albania) and Adrijana (Slovenia)
Also, I have revealed the eight contestants who will be joining the cast next season. You can find a link to them on my profile. I'm not the best drawer ever, but I think I did a decent job
This story currently stands at 258,541 words, which means I'll need 41,459 more in order to make it to the just over a dozen Total Drama fanfictions which have more than 300k words. Though that does mean I'll have to have at least 6,917 words per chapter, so it's unlikely that I'll make it. Still, miracles can happen.
B.A.D.S stands for Bulgaria, Albania, Denmark, Slovenia.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
