So you know how people ask who wears the pants in the relationship? I think that Ghastly wears the capris. Ya know, they're pants, but not full pants. I think Tanith dominates from time to time…
Anyway, I got the idea from listening to this song (and I find this song incredibly creepy. Like, the girl asks what's in the drink, and that's creepy!) in the car and it just popped. And plus, LittleMissSkull told me to do a Ghanith thing, and I did this other thing, but it was dumb and yeah.
And I KNOW some of the lyrics don't exactly fit, but I think they sorta do. Like the thing about the whole family worrying? Just pretend it's the adoptive family.
And there are quite a few sexual themes here, children! You're most certainly warned!
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
"Ghastly you can't go!" Tanith cried out.
"I have to," he groaned and tried getting up again, but Tanith pulled him down again. He collapsed down next to her on the sofa and she began removing his coat and scarf. She began kissing all up his neck and face.
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
Ghastly moaned from the touch of her pink lips. "I have to go, Tanith!" he said as firmly as he could make his voice.
She pulled back. "Why?"
"Because I need to get back home and get the shop ready."
Tanith sighed and paused. "No you don't."
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
"What are…" Ghastly paused to catch his breath after Tanith kissed him hard. "…What are Skulduggery and everyone going to say?" he moaned out.
"Anything they want," she replied, tugging on his shirt.
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Finally, Ghastly mustered every little bit of strength he could get and he picked up Tanith. She squealed and sucked on his neck slightly. He resisted the urge to carry her straight to the bedroom.
"Now, Tanith," he said forcefully, "I do have to go. I'll be back later tomorrow. I'm not jetting halfway across the country. You'll see me soon."
She groaned and made a whimpering sound. "But it feels like you'll be gone for forever! What will I do without you?"
"Beat someone up," he said quickly. Ghastly stood Tanith on her feet lightly, and then bolted towards the door. He reached to knob, but it wouldn't budge. He turned to face Tanith.
"Unlock the door please," he said lightly.
C'mon baby
Tanith bit her lip and grinned. "Don't think I will."
"Please Tanith?"
She shook her head and sauntered up to him, pulling his mouth to the side and kissing him harshly. He stumbled back, landing in a conveniently placed chair.
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
"Tanith, Tanith, Tanith," Ghastly muttered into her soft blonde hair. "You have to let me go!"
"No, no, no!" she whined and scooted up her legs farther up his own. He groaned in protest, but didn't do anything to stop her.
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
"What will Valkyrie think?" he asked to Tanith, but she didn't answer.
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
"Fletcher won't ever stop making fun of us!"
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
"And Skulduggery will just give me that creepy look he gives when he disapproves."
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
"Well he can stare, and Fletcher can laugh, and Valkyrie can freak out, but I don't really care," Tanith grinned up against his face and breathed deeply. "It doesn't matter to me at all."
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Finally Ghastly gave up and let Tanith have her way. She smiled and kissed him all across his cheeks and lips and trailed down his neck. She pulled back, completely breathless, her hair a mess, and she nodded violently. Ghastly rose an eyebrow, but nodded as well and he hoisted her up. He motioned for Tanith to grab his shoulders and for her legs to get around his waist. He began carrying her down the hallway to her small bedroom in her small apartment.
Baby it's cold outside
Ghastly Bespoke smiled, kissed Tanith Low, and shut the door.
Is this good? I can't tell.
Sorry for mistakes! :D
