A/N: Okay, from now on Davros is going to be properly evil... but even proper evil villains fail at being evil around torchwood... in the last chapter davros captured Ianto, and this chapter is going to be mostly Ianto-Davros talk. Davros is trying to scare Ianto, but if one of your fathers is the Master, you're not going to scare easily... PLUS... team TORCHtorchwood return xD xxx
-Jones,Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-
-Davros has entered the conversation-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...remind me why I'm here again?
Davros says- Because I captured you, foolish mortal!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...I'm a timelord, actually. And what I meant was... I swear evil villains are meant to tie you to the ceiling dangling over a pit of piranhas as they tell you their evil plan or something? Rather then you know... lock me in a dark room with a laptop?
Davros says- because you see, the smallness and darkness of the room will make you uncomfortable, that plus the fact there is utter silence will slowly drive you insane, and I can still mock you on here without having to listen to your screams!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- That's a good idea!
Davros says- Why thank yo-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- In theory.
Davros says- What? It's genius! You're in the dark-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- There's light coming from the laptop, I can just wave it around the room...
Davros says- You're all alone!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- I can just sign into msn and talk to the guys...
Davros says- Well...the silence will drive you mad!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Er, hello? Youtube!
Davros says- Well... erm... you'll... GO INSANE WITH BOREDOM!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Nope, playing bubble shooter. Man, it's addictive!
Davros says- You're meant to be crying in the dark!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- good point... I'll cry when I lose, how about that?
Davros says- You better start showing me some respect or I'll rip out your intestines!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- And what, eat them? Ever been to the Brecon Beacons by any chance? They'd like you :D
Davros says- I can do a lot worse then eat your intestines Mister Jones...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- What, like make me play one of those annoying little crane game things-
Davros says- No no no, I am NOT going through this all again! Just... fear me, okay?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Bit crap isn't it, just asking someone to fear you.
Davros says- I am ORDERING you to fear me!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Much better! Although having it all in capitals would have created a much better effect...
Davros says- Shut up and listen! I have captured you so that your pathetic little team will give me whatever I want in order to get you back... like the Dalek Technology in your archives!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Fancy doing a bit of filing for me while you're down there?
Davros says- What? No! I shall use the technology to bring all Daleks back into existance, where we shall... TAKE OVER THE EARTH!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- BBBBOOOORRRRIIINNNNG. Couldn't you do something about different? Like, I dunno...take over sainsburys? You could stop selling donuts and cause world wide panic.
Davros says- Are you taking this seriously?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- You're right, sainsburys is too small... go for mcdonalds, you'd look nice in a hair net.
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-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
-I love sex with John has entered the conversation-
-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-
-BIG C,INNIT has entered the conversation-
BIG C,INNIT says- How'd da search go?
Timey Wimey Lord says- no good :(
Here come the drums says- We've searched everywhere!
Jackie Chan says- I miss him :(
Sexy Techie says- Don't worry guys, you know what Ianto's like, he's strong :)
I love sex with John says- But what if he's dying?
Jackie Chan says- Or being tortured?
-Cyberman has entered the conversation-
-Mr Octagon has entered the conversation-
-Billis has entered the conversation-
-Rassilon has entered the conversation-
Cyberman says- Or being force fed broccoli?
Billis says- Seriously dude... just don't talk. Okay?
Cyberman says- Okay :(
Mr Octagon says- We are... Team The Fiery Red Fashonista Meat Deleter Hedgehogs! (we decided to mash together all our original ideas :D) And we're here to kill you all!
Cyberman says- But Caan isn't here anymore...
Mr Octagon says- Okay fine, The Red Meat Deleter Hedgehogs. Happy now?
Sexy Techie says- Er... guys?
Rassilon says- We could replace Fiery with evil?
Jackie Chan says- Seriously, we're kinda...
Cyberman says- Or maybe the "Human sandwich"?
I love sex with John says- Guys!
Billis says- Seriously, just... stop talking.
Cyberman says- :(
Mr Octagon says- We're staying as the Red Meat Deleter HedgeHogs and that's it!
Sexy Techie says- GUYS!
Rassilon says- What?
Here come the drums says- We're kinda busy trying to find Ianto! we don't have time to deal with you right now!
Billis says- Who's Davros?
Cyberman says- Bit of a funny name
Mr Octagon says- Better then "Melvin"
Cyberman says- Be quiet, my mother liked it!
Timey Wimey Lord says- Seriously guys, we don't care! Davros is a bad guy who's taken Ianto and we have to track him down!
Mr Octagon says- Wait... are you telling me... someone is trying to kill you... AS WELL AS US! :|
Sexy Techie says- oh dear...
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Jones,Ianto Jones says- sooooo... what you gonna do with me?
Davros says- Just for being as annoying as you are, I have decided to kill you slowly by throwing you into a tank of lava.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Oh well, could be worse. I could be thrown into a vat of mushy peas.
Davros says- ...wth? The lava will fill your insides and leave you screaming for mercy!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Yeah, but that's better then my stomach being filled with disgusting green stuff leaving me screaming for some other form of vegetable!
Davros says- You...are the most annoying prisoner... ever.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- I feel honoured :')
Davros says- You're so annoying!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- :D
Davros says- Stop doing that.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Stop doing what? :D
Davros says- Doing that! That annoying smily face! Like that - :D
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Sorry :D
Davros says- Stop it!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Okay :D
Davros says- STOP!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- :D
Davros says- STOP IT OR I'LL BOIL YOU IN OIL AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN LIVER!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- with ketchup? Yum :D
Davros says- GAHHHHHHHH!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- We're gonna have so much fun together! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Davros says- !
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Mr Octagon says- THAT IDIOT!
Jackie Chan says- Ok calm down...
Rassilon says- HOW DARE HE!
Sexy Techie says- Ok guys, it's okay-
Billis says- WE'RE the only bad guys around here!
I love sex with John says- Really guys, it's okay, we can have plenty of evil-
Mr Octagon says- NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! We were here first! It's our job to destroy Torchwood, not his! We spend ages planning our evil plans, and yes, they may fail most of the time-
Timey Wimey Lord says- Don't you mean all the time?
Mr Octagon says- -shut up, but we are the ones you should fear!
BIG C,INNIT says- Soz dudes. May b u could annoy someone else instead?
Cyberman says- NO! NEVER!
Mr Octagon says- TORCHWOOD ARE OURS TO ANNOY! I never thought I'd say this but... we're going to help you defeat Davros. We want him out of the way so we can be the only ones trying to murder you!
Here come the drums says- Actually, they have loads of aliens trying to kill them everyday, so you still won't be the only-
Jackie Chan says- no, you're the only ones :D (we want Ianto found, so play along!)
Cyberman says- Go team human sandwich!
BIG C,INNIT says- Seriously dude, even I tink u're annoying, and dats comin' from me!
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Jones,Ianto Jones says- And THEN, I can braid your hair. even though you don't have hair
Davros says- Shut up...please...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- And THEN we can make friendship braclets!
Davros says- Please...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- And THEN, we can recreate scenes from starwars movies!
Davros says- Shut- actually, that doesn't sound to bad!-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- And THEN we can knit you a wig!
Davros says- SHUT UP!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- And THEN-
Davros says- GAHHHHHHHH!
A/N: Ahhh, poor Davros :') Review as always please, much love xxxx
