A/N: Oh dear, here we go….Disclaimer: You are a seer, you can predict what I'm going to say! But in case you can't: I do not own the Avengers!
Warning: Suggestive phrases
"Pickup lines!" Announced Tony walking into the living room where all the male Avengers where at, "Beg your pardon?" Said Steve raising both eyebrows at the billionaire, Tony sighed "Pickup lines, what you use to make girls want you Capsicle" now it was Bruce's turn to raise his eyebrows "What about them?" He asked cautiously, because you never know what to expect with Tony Stark. Tony eyed each of them, Clint's face was curious, Thor's was attentive, Bruce's neutral, and Steve's was worried "I want to hear the trademark catchphrase that you use the one that never or almost never fail!" He asked simply. Clint smirked and said "I always hit the bull's-eyes…ifyouknowwhatimean" Surprisingly Bruce spoke next "They don't call me incredible for nothing" He said with his tiny smile plastered on his face "I'll make sure that you are 'Thor in the morning'" Said Thor with that cocky smile that could rival Tony's, Steve sighed, he might as well join in "Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you." He said blushing a bit. Tony nodded his approval at them "What's your pickup line Tony?" Asked Clint, Tony had been waiting for that question "My pickup line is" He said posing for dramatic effect "Hi, I'm Tony Stark" He finished with a proud grin. Several pillows coming from the direction of Bruce, Clint, Steve, and Thor were tossed his way.