Rules of the TARDIS
chapter 51 more rules
I do not own Doctor Who or the TARDIS all I own are my writings
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Fai Gensou: welcome back!,any new rules for me?
Curls101: thanks for the rule (got any more?)
Helen Emerys: I like these rules you are giving me
also my loyal reviewers I may make a Rules for Torchwood so of you would like me to do so tell me in your reviews
and I would like to get this story out there by some one giving it a TvTropes recommendation thanks
also I have taken some rules from TimeandSpaceandMe, and Tatyana Witwicky, thanks to all my reviewers and people I have taken Inspiration from
I may be putting a few new OCs in my story, anyone who has a suggestion for a OC PM me with the following information
1. name
2. apperence
3. personalty
4. relationships with the other characters
relationships in this story: Amy/Rory (of course), River Song/Doctor, Sec/OC and Jack/Everyone
anyway ON WITH THE RULES!
391. you may not use the TARDIS as a giant stereo system.
392. no qouteing gumball
.Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?
. Ahhhhh! Paranormal activity! (River walked in on Amy and Rory having relations)
. I'm a predator, hear me roar! *Meow*
. There are no words to express the pains that I feel right now (after a explosion set the Doctors hair alight)
393. When the emergency alarm goes off, never do or say the following:*'Nobody panic! Nobody panic! Just follow these simple instructions...crap, where'd I put them?'
*'I never said they would never find us, I recall saying that it would take longer..'
*'Who's in charge here?' Then answer by pointing to the opposite person and/or bot. (Will and Dad.)(That really made me laugh.)
*'Anyone know how to turn this thing off?'
*Once again, finding a virgin to sacrifice.
394. Never quote Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs!
*'It's okay! It's just pain!'
*'You know what you are, Sec? A shenaneganizer!'
*'My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong!'
*'I shouldn't be running with these!'
*'Alright. This probably...won't explode.'
*'My forecast? Sunny side up
395. Never start Quoting the Big Bang Theory.
*'If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy".
*'I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!'
*'I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.' (
*'If by "Holy Smokes", you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you could find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.'
*'I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this TARDIS goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.'
*'It must be so humbling to suck in so many different levels.'
*'Hello Oompa Loompas of science!'
*'How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose".'
*'They were not "friends". They were imaginary colleagues.'
*'I don't care what the bosoms say. I just want to be part of the conversation.' (Jack)
*'I thought it was pretty a good one. I gave him an "LOL."
*'On the other hand, I think Caan will evolve into the larval form of his species. He'll wrap himself up in a cocoon and, two months later, will emerge with moth wings and an exoskelton.'
*'But everyone loves LOLcats. They're cute, and they can't spell, because they're cats.'*'Photographic memory is a misnomer. The correct term is eidetic memory, as I've told you countless times, like in May 7th during lunch. You complained your turkey was dry.'
*'I have selective mutism, a recognized medical condition. You're just a douche!'
*'Is the sex starting now?'
*'To this day, I can't look at pickled herring without being a little aroused and ashamed.'
*'I do not have to urinate. I am master of my own bladder.' (A slight pause later.) 'Drat!'
*'Yes, because nothing's cooler and more fearsome than a man with a shirt blasting music from between his nipples.' (No idea why Rory found it necessary for Sec to make him a shirt that makes music.)
*'Hello? I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide!'
*'Oh, and one more thing, if you use my toothbrush, I will jump out that window."
*'Oh and one more thing...it's on bitch.'
*'I gotta run. If you come up with an adjective, go ahead and text me.'
*'You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support.'
*'Lift up the camera! I'm looking at his crotch!'
396. Quotes from Gex are banned because apparently, they annoy Sec and Rory
*'A little tongue now, a lotta tail later..(Ratchet was giggling at that.)(Ew..gross..ew.)
*'I taste dog doody!'
*'Believe me, you smell like I feel!' (Simmons aced that joke by doing an arm pit check.)('What, moist and hairy?')(Nastily hilarious!)
*'They're sweet! They're minty! They mumble!' (Dad seriously made me laugh that day!)(He knows how to cheer me up.)
*'File this under 'Ouch.'
*'I am the God of Hellfire!'
*'Pee-u! I am a walking Dutch Oven!'
*'Say Hello to the floor!'
*'I'm flaming!...In the MANLY way...
*'Lord Vader, I am MAD for your tailor!'
*'My Inner child is coming out and it HURTS!'
397.Never say the following just because it's funny.
*'I may have schizophrenia but at least I still have each other!'
*' If at first you don't succeed..destroy all evidence that you tried!'
*'If at first you DO succeed...try not to look so astonished!'
*'I used to have an open mind...but my brain kept falling out!'
*'Follow your dreams...except the ones when you're at school in your underwear.'
398. Quotes from Jimmy Neutron, be it the show or the movie, are not good to say randomly.
*'You heard the man, stop sucking your thumbs and let's light this candle!'
*'Some of the greatest inventors of all time started out as complete failures too.'
*'Y'know, Milwaukee has very clean restrooms.'
*'If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt'
399. no posting anything from another planet on twitter because it will be very hard to explain to your family
400. Never quote anything from the show 'The Good guys.'
*'This car is pretty good for it's model. It went from 0 to living room in a few seconds.'
*'Wanna sniff the backseat, check to see if there's any fluids."
*'"If I could make myself less attractive to hot, young women, don't you think I'd do it?"
*'One day you're a cop the next day you're a guy who failed a urine test."
*'Dammit! This shirt was supposed to last me another six weeks."
*'We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins."
*'Look at his face, it's got "yeah, sure, I'll be the wife" written all over it.'
*'Women are like kittens. They just wanna be taken care of.
*'After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?'
*'We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
alright another chapter done
Peace off
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