Grrr. I have an extreme hatred of finals. And my math teacher. Ok so seriously, I get 99 and UP on EVERY FINAL BUT MATH. WHICH I FAILED BECAUSE THE TEACHER IS A ::censored for the innocent::
::stewing::
But anyway. Thanks for telling me all about yourselves my lurvelies and risking the internet! I feel like responding! (Has been stalling on this what if for ever. because part of it just wont. come to me! klsjdfkljsd)
Anyway. Here we go! Let's up that word count!
Panicchannel: Hey girl! Oh man, I wish the compie was in my room. It would be so nice to not have to worry about parentals sneaking up behind you when you're music is too loud and you're like IM NOT READING ANYTHING BAD. (father is a maniac homophobe) I am addicted to the 1.09 coffee at Speedway. XD You made pants?! That. is. amazing.
Kiki: haah Holy Sea Salt Ice Cream…I like that one. ::twitches:: Math..iIsjfklsjklfjsIhatemath::hellfire:: Stupid math. Howd you do! hee its fun being a closet yaoi fan. eeeee.
Plain Jane: Woohoo! Its so much fun to have names that are similar, by letter even. XD No one ever has the same name as me. Which I guess is a good thing. I have 5 Michaels in my Latin class. XD Dude, AkuRokuOTP. XD
White Raven: Darling, I LOVE writing for Axel, but I'm becoming more and more attached to writing Zexion. Its so much fuN! hahah 369. Amazing. My music…Hmmm…well I lurve Jpop, like V6 etc, Musicals ::love of all loves:: and Fahrenheit, Chinese band of amazing, JUST to name a few. And like some 'normal' things like scattered Fall Out Boy songs etc, and Mae. Mae is amazing. XP Kinda music do you like?
Sora: Darlin, I like, go out of my way while writing to figure out which quote you are going to pick. Like as I'm writing, im like maybe its this one! And I'm almost always wrong. XD ….How are you a senior? Dude, that's not fair. XD OOO FLORIST amazing. I work at a dollar store. Woo. klsjdfklsjdMATH::more twitching:: Dude, do you speak fluent all those? Holy wow.
OnlyinThisLight: I'm having trouble shortening your name. XD I have some of the most random fears. Public schools for example. My neighbor tells me all these freaky stories. Creeeeeeps me out. But some of my best friends are from public schools so there's really no reason for it. ANYway. haha we went a whole day with eye-raping in the conversations it was hilarious. I feel for you and your crazy town, girl. My family is just as crazy. Well…half of it is. The other half is preety good, but I can see when I get tattoos all hell is breaking loose. Dude you gave me an idea for a story with your deviant siggy. I am excited. Marlexen to boot. (dude look at the crazy: Marlexen and Marlexene. How SIMILAR is that. Craziness.) WHO DOESN'T LOVE PORN. ksdjfkljdMusicalslove. Woah roasted triscuit sounds yummmeh. Aw I wanna dress up as Axel. Amazing. Oh man, NC that sounds like something I'd do. XP
Zesty: Girl, I did say that I don't have creativity. Cuz I usually don't. Like THIS one for example, I have the premonition is going to SUCK because I cant think of a major PLOT point. XD
BlueFox: Aw girl, I hate writers block. It sucks so much. And if I said this in my PM, I have the shortest memory in the world and can therefore not remember. XD
TK: Holy LORD girl, you are the first to send a 4k review my way. I was like WOOOOAH. LOVETOYOU! hah WOAH AkuZeku sounds kiiinda crazy, but then again. Crazy is fun. XD (haha your nickname suddenly reminded me of this one reviewer on lullabies of broadway. This has been a random flashback. XD) DUDE I want to play FF. Problem is I want to start from the beginning. Theres like 80 of them. haha WOAH dude it took me centuries to beat KH. Ansems a bitch. hahah my sister hates spoilers. its funny, cuz I really don't care either way (DEPENDING on what it is) and she's like GET AWAY ::hiss:: OOoo I read Bleach. Just got vol 21 in from the library today! Haha darling, Yaoi and all that jazz rox. ::wink:: Yeah my addiction for lemons appeared about 13 when I was reading this one story and one of the chapters was a lemon and I was like WHATS THAT and I was like …..o.o….i've never been the same since. Yaoi was slower to grow on me though. AkuRoku is what catalyzed all this. I remember arguing about how Soriku was wrong. XD haha darling, I am not capable of being scarred anymore.
Taru: Awww, your compie died? That. Sucks. I would die if mine suddenly dropped from existence. I feel for you XD
….Dude I am never doing that again. HOW can people do that for every chapter. Nkssfksdjfkls. BUT SO I HAVE BEEN SEEING AN UPTAKE OF PEOPLE HITTING THE STORY ALERT BUTTON INSTEAD OF THE REVIEW BUTTON. I KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE. XD Do I need to send Roxy back to the high security prison? XD
Be nice people. I don't bite. (That much. Kidding. XD)
Now, I cannot think of the other half of this story. So we are winging it. AHEM.
What If…
Sora was out of hair gel, and Roxas was the only one
that knew he used it?
((as suggested by my darling zesty of COURSE XD))
Sora groaned as he rolled over in his bed, glaring at the sunlight that peeked in through his blinds. He glanced at his clock, sighing as he tucked his head under the pillow. It's a Saturday! I do not have to be up at 10 in the morning on a Saturday. I need to sleep at least two more hours. Sora resolutely attempted to fall back asleep, but the bright sun seemed to energize every part of his being but his brain. Groggily, he sat up on the side of his bed, dragging himself to his feet. Scratching his head, he walked over to his dresser to fix his hair. His eyes widened as he saw the empty bottle of gel on top of his dresser. He never, ever left his bedroom without spiking his hair. No one knew that his hair wasn't naturally spiky.
Except one person.
Sora was off like a shot, flying out of his room and down the hall, opening up his brothers' door, and leaping in the general vicinity of his bed. He made it on pure guess alone; his brother's bedroom was darker than a cave between the hours of sundown and 3 pm.
"ROXAS!" Sora yelled, abruptly awaking the peaceful teen from his slumber. "You'vegottahelpme!" Roxas blinked before throwing Sora off of him and onto his rear on the floor out of reflex.
"What the fuck Sora?" Roxas said blearily, blinking as he glanced at the clock. "It's so early! You better have a good reason for waking me up…"
Sora moved closer to him, making sure no one was anywhere close enough to hear him. "I'm out of hair gel." Roxas raised an eyebrow, noticing that indeed, Sora's hair was straighter than it normally was. Then he snarled, pushing Sora back.
"You woke me up for that? I'm going back to bed…"
"So I can use some of yours?" Sora said hopefully, moving towards Roxas' dresser.
"No."
"But Roxas!"
"Go buy your own."
Sora looked scandalized at his twin brother. "You would make me go out into the world looking like this? I wouldn't make you do that!"
"I don't care," Roxas said offhandedly, "Axel knows I use hair gel. He uses it too."
Sora growled in frustration. "What am I going to do?"
Roxas sighed loudly. "I don't know, and I don't give a shit. But if you value your life, you will be out of my room in three seconds or I am castrating you and hanging your goods like a flag."
Sora was out of the room before Roxas could finish his sentence.
------((poor Sora))------
Stupid Roxas…Sora thought darkly, sitting on his floor thinking. He looked over at his clock. Hmmm…11:30…Riku is supposed to get here at 1. I guess I have time to shower before I think of my plan to get hair gel in time! Sora leapt up, making sure no one was in the hallway before diving for the bathroom.
Unfortunately, the water flattened Sora's hair even more, and when he towel dried it, trying to get it to stick up, it just fell limply to his shoulders. Sora glared at his reflection in the mirror as he pulled on a pair of boxers.
"I look like a brown-haired Riku…" Sora muttered, thinking aloud. "He's going to die laughing if he sees me like this…" He snuck back to his room to finish changing into 'Battle Mode.' As he pulled on his clothes, he opened his closet to look at the hats he had. Hmmm…baseball caps won't cover my hair, a fireman's hat is too conspicuous, and a lime green pimp hat is a definite no… Sora picked up his tall red and white Dr. Seuss hat cautiously. He sighed as he took it with him to his dresser.
"I guess I have no choice." He put down the hat, pulling his hair into as high of a ponytail as he could. He positioned the hat over his head, effectively covering his hair.
"There is no way I am getting to the store looking like this...Unless…"
Grinning mischievously, he snuck downstairs to the garage, looking for his brother's skateboard…
-----((High Ho Sora, AWAY!))-----
Sora whizzed down the pavement flying towards the convenience store. He grinned to himself, dodging people left and right as he held onto his hat with one hand. Ha! He thought happily, people can't stare at me if they can't focus on me long enough! He slowed at the front of the store, picking up the skateboard and putting it to the side. He walked into the convenience store, making a beeline for his destination. However, as he turned down the appropriate aisle, his eyes widened as he saw Riku perusing the shampoos right next to the hair gel. He squeaked and dove into the next aisle over. Riku looked up, but saw nothing.
Strange, he thought, I thought I heard Sora's squeak…Riku shook his head and continued his shopping.
Sora however, was in the next aisle over, panting. Of course he's here…he thought sourly. Life wouldn't be interesting enough if he wasn't! He glared at a passing family as the youngest child laughed and pointed at his hat. Preoccupied in his thoughts, he didn't bother to apologize as he slowly made his way down the neighboring aisle. Tentatively, he peeked his head over, seeing where Riku had gone. Sora sighed in relief as he saw Riku walking down the far end of the aisle, heading for the check out. Sora relaxed and walked over to his destination, picking up a bottle of hair gel. Unfortunately, said bottle happened to be wedged between two others a little too closely, and caused a minor bottle avalanche. Sora froze as Riku turned around, smiling as he saw Sora.
"I knew I heard you-Why are you wearing that crazy hat?" Riku quirked an eyebrow as Sora hurriedly picked up all the bottles he dropped, blushing furiously. He tried to walk away, but Riku held on to his shoulder. "Hey, what's wrong?" Sora slowly turned to look at him, panicking. Riku chuckled at how ridiculous Sora looked in his Dr. Seuss hat.
"I can't take you seriously in that hat," he said, still laughing, as he quickly pulled it off before Sora could protest. Riku gasped, seeing Sora's hair, unspiked! and in a ponytail.
"Sora, what-" Sora lunged for his hat, silently mashing it back on his head. He grabbed his hair gel, power-walked to the check out, threw some munny down, and dove for his skateboard, speeding away before Riku could even blink.
-------((oh business))------
Sora didn't even bother to spike his hair as he sat pouting on his bed, counting down the seconds before Riku would arrive. Based on the time I left, his reaction, and the relation of Mars to Venus on the 22nd of February he should be here in three, two…Sora braced himself as the door flew open, revealing a puzzled and slightly amused Riku.
"Sora, was I hallucinating or did I see you with straight hair at the convenience store?" Riku strolled over to the bed, lifting the lump that was Sora up and leaning against him.
Sora sighed. "Yes, you did…" He tentatively pulled off his hat and pulled out his ponytail, revealing his slightly wavy shoulder length brown locks.
Riku stared at Sora before bursting out into laughter, falling back onto the bed. Sora turned around, glaring at him. "What's so funny?!"
"You!" Riku managed.
Sora glared at him. "Don't make me kick you out of this bedroom…" he threatened. Riku quickly sobered, sitting up.
"I'm sorry," he apologized automatically, grinning. "It's just…you never knew that I knew you used hair gel?"
Sora blinked. "You…knew?"
Riku chuckled. "Duh! It's kind of hard not to know when your hair is unnaturally stiff in parts when I run my fingers through it…"
Sora pinked. "Why didn't you tell me? It could have saved me so much trouble today!"
Riku grinned. "I find it endearing that you'd go to such great lengths to hide such a 'secret' from me, so I didn't want to ruin your fun," he said, pulling Sora into a hug. "And now that I know," he whispered, "you could leave it like this more often…" Riku pulled Sora closer, running his fingers through his hair.
"Are you saying you don't like my spiky hair?" Sora said, mock offended.
Riku chuckled. "Of course not. I'm just saying, change is a good thing…" he smirked and pulled Sora in for a kiss.
Sora pulled back a moment, grinning evilly. "Maybe you should spike your hair."
Riku shuddered. "Never."
"But change is good!"
"Shut up, Sora…" Riku said, covering his mouth with his.
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Meh, I only like the last bit of this one. XD I have a lime green pimp hat. Its amazing. AND I was GOING to have Roxas make Sora do something so then he'd give him the hair gel, but I couldn't think of anything for like a week, SO I gave up and changed the plot direction.
It works.
R AND R DARLINS!
freaky-hanyou
