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Conversation 53: Natsu, Grey, and Ichiya

(Natsu is bolded - Grey is normal – Ichiya it italics )

I'm starvinggggg!

So eat.

I don't have any moneyyyy!

So go in a mission.

Lucy doesn't wannaaaaa!

So go on your own! And stop whining!

Going on your own is boring!

So take Happy with you!

I caaaant!

….

….I'm not asking why. So don't bother waiting.

sigh….

..Sigh…

…Fine! WHY!?

Milliana's taking him for a spa day!

Yuck.

She said something about him having an itch?

Wha—

DID SOMEONE SAY ICHIYA!? ~MEN!

.no.

Oh…I thought you did. Sorry, it's kind of muffled hiding in that plant.

Why were you hiding in a plant in our guild!?

I was awaiting the arrival of my beauteous Erza!

Hey, this plant is actually kind of comfortable!

…you're such an idiot flame-brain!

Say that to my face squinty-eyes!

Fine! FLAME-BRAIN!

I said- SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

I WOULD BUY YOUR BREATH STINKS SO BAD!

THAT'S IT- PUT UP YOUR FISTS UP SQUINT-EYES!

Boys! Boys! Please- no need to fight to try and impress me!

Impress you!? Why would we ever want to do that!

Because, my manly perfume can attract anyone! Alas, my heart belongs to Erza- so I must refuse your love…. ~MEN!

I'm hungry!

So eat something.

I don't have money!

So—

NO! NO! WE'RE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN! SHUT UP!

Hmph! Erza's not here anyways Ichiya, shes with Lucy- they're having some sort of a 'girls day' or whatever.

Yeah, Levy and Juvia are there too.

Oh my….aren't you two boys in trouble then…

Trouble? How?

Yeah, what squinty eyes said.

First I must put on my knowledge perfume! ~MEN! Now I am ready to tell you boys!

..dont call me boy.

Listen closely boys! When lavely ladies gather for one of these 'girls days' they discuss all the men in their lives!

.so?

Keeps them out of our hair for a day, why would we complain?

This is how I know you are just boys! They discuss everything. EVERYTHING. Ever done anything embarrassing!? THEY'LL TELL EACHOTHER! Anything romantic ever happened between any of you!? THEY'LL TELL EACH OTHER! Ever told them a secret!? THEY'LL TELL EACH OTHER!

Wait! I told Lucy about my secret candy stash!

I don't think that's the kind of—

-NOT THE CANDY STASH!

Natsu relax!

I WILL NOT RELAX! I'VE GOT TO GO SAVE THE CANDY!

….aaaand he's gone.

Aren't you worried about what your girlfriend is telling them?

SHUT UP SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! IM LEAVING!

.and then there was one. Back to hiding I guess. I am one with the plant. I am the plant. The plant is I… ~MEN!

THE END.

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