Disclaimer: I wish I owned an elephant. If I can't get one of those, how can I own Bleach?
"You'd think he'd have figured it out by now."
"Him? What about her? She's the one who fell first."
"Yeah, but Orihime-chan thinks fairies live in her hairpins."
"Still, they aren't exactly subtle about it."
"A rampaging elephant is more subtle. Tatsuki is more sub—Ha! Missed me!"
"Didn't Ochi-sensei ask you two not to destroy any more desks today?"
"Come on, Ryu-chan, I'm just trying to protect my Hime-chan's innocence."
"Who's innocent? I've seen the way she looks at him."
"And vice-versa."
"…I think you broke them, Mahana."
"Not as badly as they'll break Ichigo when they wake up."
A/N: Yup, it's the class 3-A girls! Mahana is surprisingly evil, isn't she? But then again, she IS the one who asked Rukia if she liked Ichigo waaaaaay back before the SS Arc, so is it really that much of a shock?
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