Were you a fork in your past life?

NO. I was a HUMAN.

Did you know that a whale can use you to eat schools of plankton?

No, it can't. Whales don't have opposable thumbs.

What do you eat cereal with?

A fork. No. Wait. I mean a spoon.

Did you have a crush on Nell?

No.

Do you get along with the other espasda?

Hell no. They're all a bunch of *&^%

Where do you buy your clothes?

I have a personal tailor.

Do you like horses?

No. they can just go die in some unoccupied corner.

Why do you like to fight if you always loose?

I don't always loose!

Do you have a fear of forks?

No. Who the hell would be afraid of forks?

What do you think of Szayel?

He's a wanabe scientist.

What do you think of Hailbel?

I have this wired feeling that she want to dip me in a boiling pot of cheese.*

Before you died, why did you only look at Nell?

You're delusional.

What do you think of Ichigo?

The orange headed guy who didn't want me to kill Grimmjow?

Do think Szayel is gay?

Yep.

Is having a hole in the middle of your head weird?

Don't you have any common sense?

Why do you treat Tesla so badly?

To toughin him up.

Are you a perv?

No…

Do you like spoons?

Dunno. I can't eat my soup with out 'em.

Would you marry a girl with a fork hood and then have little spork hooded children with her?

HA! I proof that you're high now!

What do you say to all the people who call you a spoon?

I say that you're all #$%& retards.

*See Hailbel's chapter, question 10.

AN: Karin and Yuzu are next! (Ichigo's little sisters.)