101 Ways to Kill Scrappy
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
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Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): (Throws toast to Dean) Well, in response to your wish that there should be a shitload of swearing in the next all dog fight chapter, I didn't do that partially because I rarely do dialogue (or, to be exact, the use of quotes) as it is here. However, I will kind of make an exception for this as this chapter will also be the chapter where they will wrestle in the mud, and the beginning of the chapter will be set to the tune of the Brad Paisley song "Mud on the Tires", where the video did feature women fighting each other in the mud. (Throws toast to Dean for the suggestion) By the way, Dark Taliz- interesting suggestion; I'm incorporating it here (throws toast to Dark Taliz for the suggestion).
Enjoy!
Method Fifty-One: Supposed Extreme Mud Wrestling
I've got some big news
The rain has finally stopped
And Freddy was holding the keys to a painted Mystery Machine
They saw the town; it sure was nice out-
It was perfect for a test kill-
Down by the lake
Due to copyright laws and the terms of service of a certain little site, this is as far I can go in my attempts to be like Weird Al or any other parody artist. However, since I'm once again going off topic, I would like to take the time to resume what exactly gone on that day.
Anyway, the Scooby-Doo gang, along with Scrappy, Scooby Dumb, Yabba Doo, Scooby Dee and Ruby Doo, had traveled to the lake with the intentions to kill Scrappy in a lake related way, be it drowning, being poked to death by duck bills, et cetera. It was while they were pondering this that Scrappy killed time by chasing cute little baby ducks and throwing rocks into the lake in an attempt to make them skip across. When this was unsuccessful, he yelped in frustration and threw a rock directly towards the other side of the body of water; little did he know that he unintentionally threw a rock at the head of the leader of a specific group…
The head belonged to the leader of a group of punk Dobermans named Ruff, Gnash, Eastwood, Leash (but nicknamed "Lea"), and Beth (respectfully of course). This group of three brothers and two sisters called themselves the Dob-Pin Dog gang in order to provoke fear and give them Freddy Kruger-esque power. They even had a motto- if someone messed with any one of them, they had messed with everyone else and they deserved to suffer a violent death.
In Scrappy's case, however, a violent death with every other brainwashed dog in his family wanting to him also intervening was difficult. Because of this, the two gangs beat up each, winding up in a huge pile of mud. As they fought in the muck, they yelled in messed up English every single swear word and/or phrase possible, including but not limited to "damn", "shit", "crap", "bitch", "bastard", "son-of-a-bitch", "ass", "ass-bucket", and "fuck you", stabbed each other with sharp knives, flogged each other with ducks and chock each other with random litter until they all either suffocating from trash down in their throats or died from serious wounds. As soon as the human members of the gang moved each distinct gang into different places, they resurrected them with the spell in the back of you-know-what, which therefore closed this installment.
End of Chapter Fifty-One
A/N: Looks like I've hit a snag- I will not be able to post any chapters for the next couple of days because I'm going on an unexpected vacation; I'll try my best to really make up for this inconvenience. Until then, however, have a great day!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91
