So, here ya go. The last chapter of their 'conversation-fuckery' as Edward calls it.


EPOV

Everybody was surprised when I uttered those three words to Bella. I don't fucking care. Deal with it or leave. It's my house after all.

She smiles. After all that, she's still perched on my lap. God, this girl… so unfuckingbelievable.

"Okay, now that that one's over, Edward, why are you jealous of Emmett?" Jacob asks bluntly.

I stare at him with wide eyes. Can't you even give a fucking warning first?

He smirks at Emmett. Now I feel that he just said that because he wants a pay back from Emmett saying that shit about him and Bella. I don't know if I should laugh, exhale in relief, or fucking run for my life.

"Why me?" Emmett asks incredulously.

"Oh, please. I maybe a girl at heart but I'm still a boy. I can sense my own kind and tell if someone's jealous of someone a.k.a. Edward jealous of Emmett." He waggles his eyebrows, obviously feeling smug.

"Why would you be jealous of me?" Em asks me dubiously.

Fucker.

Bella giggles and kisses my cheek. As if that increases my manhood.

"What do you want me to say, Em? That I'm jealous of you? Seriously. Why?" I feign innocence. They seem buy it, though. I hope so.

"I'm with Rose." Emmett informs us.

Jasper – cue internal facepalm – gasps. "I knew it!"

"Rose, you're not a virgin anymore?" Alice pries.

"Too much information?" I comment.

Rose surprisingly blushes.

"Y-you're fornicating with Emmett?" Bella realizes. I shudder like you wouldn't believe.

"'Fornicating'? B, is that you?" Jake questions Bella incredulously. The four of them got confused. Jake, Alice, Emmett, and Jasper, that is.

"Fornicating?" Rose and I say at the same time and laugh our asses off.

My adorable girlfriend blushes. "Whatever. I can't believe this!"

"What part?" Rose teases smug.

Bella moans in frustration. I stifle mine 'cause hers woke EJ up again.

So, she's having a problem regarding sex? Maybe she's not yet ready.

"Okay! Stop changing the topic. Why are you jealous of Emmielicious?" Jacob presses.

"Emmielicious?" Emmett repeats, horrified.

The girls and a half – goddamn – snickers.

"Why am I gonna be jealous? Give me a damn good reason."I argue.

"Well, if you are not jealous, why can't you say that aren't? Say it and I'll believe you." Jake taunts.

I rub my chin. "I am not jealous."

"Of?"

"Emmett." I confirm. Really, I am not anymore. Good thing he has a girlfriend. I could've hunted his ass down.

Jacob smiles at me. "You should keep him, Bella."


Damn! Edward's now approved by Queen Jake. [Queen Jake seal on Edward] [Queen Jake seal on Edward]

Are you sure you already know who's EJ? *slyly looks both sides*

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