"Auntie, can I ask you a question?" Declan asked during their outing to the beach.
"Sure you can kiddo" Riley replied.
Declan stopped walking for a moment and Riley turned around to look at him. His face shone with seriousness and he scrunched his eyes to look even older than he was. His thick brown locks swept just above his brow. "Where do babies come from?" He tapped his foot waiting very patiently for his favorite aunt to answer the question.
"Damn" Riley muttered under her breath. She ran placed the back of her hand over her forehead as she tried to process what to say to him. "Decs, that's not something I can really tell ya bud" she said "your mommy and daddy have to be the ones to tell you that".
"Do you not know?" he asked. His expression puzzled.
"Yes that is exactly what it is" she smiled brightly at her nephew. "I never learned where babies come from"
"Hmm … then how did Maddie get here?" Declan remained unconvinced.
"You are a little boy" Riley pointed out "why do you care?"
"Just wanna know" the little boy replied starting to walk again. He walked past his aunt in order to peak into Maddox's stroller. The baby began to giggle to moment he saw his older cousin. Declan made a face at the baby which caused him to smile. Riley couldn't help but smile as well.
"Well little boy you have a little time before you have to worry about where babies come from" she assured him.
"Are you and Uncle John gonna have another baby?" he asked.
"What's with the 20 baby related questions today?" Riley countered.
"Like I said before I just wanna know"
"I dunno Decs maybe one day but it won't be any time soon" she answered him honestly.
"How about we get your cranky Uncle John to take you and Kenny and Rory down by the water?" Riley suggested.
"Yeah I wanna do that" Declan agreed enthusiastically.
He raced against the hot sand and jumped on his uncle who had been lying out working on his tan prior to the air born attack. Riley smirked as she heard him groan. She made her way to them and had a seat next to her husband.
"Sorry hun" she said giving him a quick kiss.
"Somehow I doubt that" he said.
"Uncle John Auntie said you would take me and Kenny and Rory to the water to play" Declan informed his uncle.
"Oh did she" he turned his attention to his wife who was purposely busing herself giving Maddox a bottle.
He sighed "Fine come on" he stood up and slung his oldest nephew over his shoulder. "Kenny and Rory you guys gonna come to?"
"Yes" Kenyon agreed stepping away from the sandcastle he and Aurora were building.
"Rory aren't you gonna go?" Riley asked her niece.
"No" Aurora simply replied keeping her focus on what she was doing.
"Rors how come you didn't want to go with Uncle John?" Riley asked.
"Wanna stay here"
"Ok babycakes you are more than welcome to stay here and keep your old auntie company"
"You are hardly old" Stephanie, who was lounging in a beach chair a foot away, added her two cents into the conversation. "You are not even 25 years old yet so please don't even start whining".
"She's right Ri" Marissa added. "You still have your youth and your looks and a really hot husband"
"Sitting right next to you hun" Shane made his presence know. As if they could have forgotten.
"I am just stating a fact Shane it's not my fault that John is a hottie"
"Ok can we stop talking about my husband" Riley requested.
"Well if it makes you uncomfortable then you should have married an ugly guy" Stephanie laughed.
"Hey Paul" Paul looked at his younger sister in law. "You wanna make out later?"
"Sure thing" Paul smirked.
"Hey" Steph snapped.
"Shoulda married an ugly guy Steph" Riley repeated the advice her sister had given her only a few minutes ago.
"Baby we have a problem" John announced joining his family with the 3 kids. "I heard someone tell someone else by the water that you guys were here so I'm gonna take off and I'll take Maddie"
"Gah, we can't even enjoy the beach now" Riley fumed. She gave her husband a kiss.
Photo of Riley McMahon kissing unknown guy
A picture was taken of WWE heiress Riley McMahon kissing a tanned muscle man on the beaches of Cozumel last Friday. She and her sister and brother and their spouses and kids enjoyed a fun time in the sun. McMahon was seen pushing a stroller that supposedly contained her 6 month old son Maddox but he was never seen out of the stroller. Unfortunately for us the tanned hottie she was kissing wore his hat down low and the person taking the picture could not get a clear shot of his face. Well we are one step closer to knowing who the lucky guy was.
Source: Rajah
"I swear to everything holy I am going to kill someone!" Riley exclaimed reading the article.
"Babe why are you letting this get to you?" John asked. "They weren't able to get a picture of Maddie and they still have no idea you were kissing me"
"I want my life back" she was on the verge of ripping her hair out. "I want to be a normal person again"
"It's not gonna happen love" John told her "So either go Britney Spears on their asses or just accept it"
"Hmm Britney sounds fun" she grinned.
"It would definitely be a turn on" he kissed her bare shoulder before moving up towards her neck.
The young woman pushed her husband away from her "I am too annoyed to enjoy sex right now John"
"Babe I don't want them to find out about us either but if it comes down to a matter of safety I would gladly tell the whole world we are married to protect you and Maddox"
"I would too" she admitted.
"Just ignore it for now and we'll deal with it later" he wrapped his arms back around her. "For right now wifey I'm going to help you relax in a way I think we are both going to enjoy"
"Sounds promising" she replied kissing him.
"Most definitely" he said picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder.
"Where are we going?" she asked.
"To make me happy"
"Movie quote" she rolled her eyes. "You are such a guy"
"I would hope so otherwise you'd be a lesbian" he laughed kicking their bedroom door shut.
