Been a while… credit to Static Eevee 198 for the Dream Rapping idea.
Azure: Ae is violence. 'Nuff said. As for the big 5-0, who isn't? :D
Rai: Meh, Jay was always planned to die… yep, cannon fodder. If Paper Airplane A can be missed, so can Jay! Roman plus Pie equals… read on and see.
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"Good news, folks! If we can't go down anymore, the only way to go is up!" Roman jumped up and crashed into the sky, causing a massive aerial pileup.
Eclipse watched with wide eyes as the bodies of several fainted Archeops fell down.
"Listen to this!" Dusk Shadow hurried in. "Due to extensive property damage, we're being sued and evicted to the Smoking Mountain."
Entei the Infernape pounded his fist against his palm. "UNACCEPTABLE! This means war! To court!"
In Court
"NOW WHAT?" Bob the Blaziken screeched, sucking on his gavel like a pacifier.
"Let's not do this," Ae decided. "I'll take the dungeon."
In the Smoking Mountain, Day One
Eclipse groaned, pulling himself along slowly. "Where'd all our food go? I'm starving!"
"Sorry, bro!" a very fat Mewtwo said, sitting atop a massive dragon hoard of food.
Yveltal appeared, in a nest of vending machines. He waved a bag of chips around and said, "Two quarters…" like a salesperson.
"How about an autograph instead?" Roman asked brightly, flexing.
Yveltal stuck his tongue out. "What am I, a fourteen year old girl? I'll take it!"
Day Two
"I still think we should've gone to court!" Ae growled, dragging everyone to court.
"NOOOO! Not you again!" Bob pounded on the ground with his fists, sobbing loudly. "What did I do to deserve this?"
"Well, you have an obsession with inanimate paper airplanes, you have killed said paper airplanes, you think said paper airplanes are your own children-" a random Dustox said, rolling his eyes.
"Shut up, criminal!" Bob slammed the remains of his gavel on the soaked floor, and two Arcanine came in and took the poor Dustox away.
Day 3
"Okay, this is ridiculous!" Entei raised a fist 'dramatically' (i.e. he began picking his nose) and pointed to Mewtwo. "I want to battle! Let the turn based battle begin!"
A turn based battle began!
Entei used Sunny Day, Calm Mind, Taunt, Bulk Up, and Torment all in one turn.
Mewtwo flinched from confusion!
Entei used Blast Burn! It wasn't very effective… for some reason.
Mewtwo Mega evolved into Mega Mewtwo Y! Mega Mewtwo Y used Psystrike! It's super effective! Entei was utterly annihilated!
Ae looked down at Entei's smoking body. "Well, that was short-lived."
Eclipse began chanting random words in Unown. "R.I.P."
Day 4
"Hey guys, I figured out how to rap in my sleep!" Roman announced. "Using a special formula of Pokepuffs and a Munna's Dream Mist (while the others scrounged for a mouthful of food) I figured out how to let all of you enjoy my rapping while asleep!"
Dusk Shadow's eyes bulged. "NOO! Mercy, please!"
Ae grimaced. "Don't worry, troops! As long as he can't touch us, he can't do whatever he does to us!"
"Where did that logic come from?" Roman criticized. "I like to call this… Dream Rapping!
Day 7… two sleepless nights later
Dust scribbled madly on a newfound journal. 'Day 7: Mewtwo ate most of our food. We're giving our rations to Roman-
Ae wrenched a Casteliacone out of the Pikachu's grip. "MINE!"
-in the hope that he, being the most popular,'
Roman abandoned the food fight and flexed. "My single sold THREE copies! Clearly, the fans love me!" Unfortunately, Dust was flexed out of the room.
-will not be brutally killed by the hostile residents of our former dungeon.'
Suddenly Eclipse came running up, a small laptop in paw. "Look what I found!
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Sorry for the late/short chapter! xD
QOTD/Trivia: Who was the first Legendary on the team?
