To Nicole Peach: I also broke a hundred reviews. WOO! Go me!


Twilight Town (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So the Sora that we were praising was a fake." Dour said as they were back at Twilight Town. "I am so sorry, we didn't know."

"Oh that's fine." Sora said.

"Well, at least we don't have to deal with the curse anymore, so come back anytime you like." Dour said as they nodded.

"Well let's go to that Thousand Year Door." Vivian said as they jumped in the warp pipe.

Rogueport Sewers (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I am so stupid, how could I not know you were the real Sora?" Koops said while facepalming.

"We were all fooled, but we knew he was the real one while Doopliss was just acting cocky." Lightning said as Sora smiled.

Suddenly, Sora's SP Mailbox went off. "Is that an email alert?" Vivian wondered as Sora took it out and read it.

"Dear Sora, we have just learned that the legendary treasure inside that very old door is a demon and the only way to revive it are the Crystal Stars themselves and these X-Naut freaks, Grodus and Xemnas plan to rule the world with them. I just hope that when the demon is revived, you kick that demon's ass. – Kairi.

PS. Peach thinks I'm crazy for loving Geometry." Sora read.

"A DEMON?!" Goombella yelled.

"Wait a minute...XEMNAS?!" Sora exclaimed as he looked at Donald and Goofy who had worried looks.

"You didn't know?" Lightning asked.

"Peach did say a guy with silver hair and a black coat, it just didn't click for us yet." Sora explained.

"Who's this Grodus guy anyways?" Yoshi asked.

"I used to work for him before I had enough of Beldam's endless cruelty." Vivian explained.

"Ah, that makes sense." Yoshi said, nodding in understanding.

"Anyways, to the Thousand Year Door!" Mario exclaimed.

One trip to the Thousand Year Door later...

The Thousand Year Door (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Whoa, it's still red after these years and it's...still standing." Vivian said as Mario walked over to the pedestal and stood on it, and then the lights shone bright. "Whoa, that's bright!" She exclaimed as she noticed Yoshi putting on random sunglasses.

"What? This is the only pair I found at the Twilight Town shop before we left." Yoshi said as the map lowered to Mario.

An island popped up on the map as they looked at it. "An island?" Sora wondered.

"Well how are we going to get there?" Koops wondered as they all looked at Flurrie.

"Oh no, I don't plan on carrying you all over there." Flurrie said.

"Kidding." Sora said. "Anyways, we gotta tell Frankly about this email." He said.

Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Franky yelled as they were back at Frankly's. "So you're telling me that the legendary treasure is a demon's soul and the Crystal Stars are the only ones that will AWAKEN IT?!" He exclaimed.

"So what do we do, don't get the Crystal Stars?" Lightning asked.

"Well, that was my thought at first after reading Kairi's email but here's the problem. You might want to sit down for this one because this is a long one and I need your attention for this one. Including YOU who is in front of that computer screen!" Frankly said.

"Uuuuh...WHAT computer screen?" Koops asked in confusion.

"OH NEVER MIND." Frankly yelled. "Anyways, the thing is, this very town was destroyed by the soul itself a thousand years ago and it may have made the Crystal Stars as well. These four heroes however, gathered the Crystal Stars and destroyed the demon." Frankly explained.

"That's cool." Yoshi said.

"However, the body was destroyed but not the soul. So they used the Crystal Stars to seal up the demon and then this very town was rebuilt into what Goombella calls...a dump. And I would agree with her, but it was once a very peaceful town that was very pretty...that got turned into a dump."

"Am I not right for calling it a dump?" Goombella asked.

"Yeah, you're right." Frankly nodded.

"That's an interesting story." Vivian said.

"Wait! I'm not finished yet!" Frankly exclaimed. "I'm just getting to the most interesting part...which is bad."

"How can a most interesting part be bad?" Mario asked.

"Well, the thing is...it was sealed up for a thousand years, correct? Bad thing is, it got contiuously weaker with each passing year and since this is the thousandth year after it was sealed up, it's extremely weak and the demon might come back from the chest at any moment." He explained.

"WHAT?!" They all yelled at the same time.

"Scary, I know." Frankly said while nodding. "But the only way to beat the demon is by getting the Crystal Stars soooo...yeah, you still have to find 'em." He said. "Anyways, the next Crystal Star you're looking for is at Keelhaul Key." He explained.

"Cool." Sora said.

"There are some rumors going around in that island though. Ghosts, monsters, vengeful spirits and the like. But it's just a rumor. Not like it's going to actually happen, right?" Franly asked as they all gave them strange looks. "Oh never mind, just go find that Crystal Star, but you need to get on a boat. I heard Flavio is still around and I think he's still at the Inn." He said as they nodded and walked out.

Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Well let's go to the inn then." Sora said as they nodded and ran off to the inn.

As soon as they got there, the door opened and Luigi and the others walked out...with a new party member.

"Oh hey guys!" Luigi said.

"Heeeellooooo, who is THIS cute ghost girl?" Blooey asked while flirting.

Vivian blushed and then giggled at at Blooey. "Thanks..." She smiled.

"A Blooper and a Ghost...oi, that'll be the day..." Riku muttered.

"What were you guys doing in the inn?" Mario asked.

"Oh just resting before we head off to Jazzafrazz Town." Riku explained.

"It was quite an interesting experience over at Circuit Break." Luigi said as they nodded, waiting for him to tell his story over there. "And it went like this."


Toad Town (Paper Mario 64)

They docked at Circuit Break Island as they got off the ship.

"Okay, I wonder where that marvelous piece is at." Luigi said.

"Well we'll find it soon enough." Riku said as they all heard something. "Do you guys hear something?" He asked.

"Does that sound like racing?" Blooey asked as they walked on the island to investigate.

As soon as they approached, it WAS racing! "Holy crap, those vehicles!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Races held every day; winner is crowned king for a day." Jerry read a sign as he looked at the picture next to it. "Hey guys, I think I found the marvelous compass piece." He said as they walked over to him.

"It's on the crown, huh?" Blooey asked.

"Well we need to enter this race."

"Huh, no sign up required, just show up on the racetrack." Jerry kept reading. "Well so much for just trying to sign up." He muttered.

They walked to tons of garages until they bumped into a certain one. "Ooo, a green one!" Luigi said.

"Of course, it had to be a green one..." Riku muttered.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

A Buzzy Beetle was working on his vehicle when he noticed Luigi and the others. "Oh hey! What can I do for you guys?" He asked.

"Um, we were just looking for a race and I was just wondering if we could borrow your ride for the next race." Luigi said.

"Oh this one? Um...I dunno...it's my main one and I like to use it for a while, but hey...i'm willing to share! Name's Torque!" He said.

"I'm Luigi and this Riku, Blooey and Jerry." He introduced.

"Never seen a crispy Blooper before. I wonder why?" Torque asked.

"Is EVERYONE going to keep asking me that?" Blooey asked in annoyance.

"Sorry, didn't realize it was a touchy subject." Torque apologized. "Anyways, the next race is tomorrow so you can stay at my place for the night." He said.

"Thanks." Luigi said.

The next day...

"Alright, have fun." Torque said as he walked over to the stands with Blooey and Jerry. Riku was with Luigi.

"Ah, this reminds me of go karting." Luigi said.

"Why do I have this feeling this'll go chaotic?" Riku asked as he was in the back.

A Lakitu got in front of the racers. "Alright! On your marks..." He said as everyone revved up their engines. "Get set..." Riku gripped the handle bars as tight as he could. "GO!" He yelled as everyone sped past him.

Luigi Raceway (Mario Kart 64)

Luigi ran over an item box as Riku suddenly held a red Koopa shell. "What the?" He asked.

"Throw it!" Luigi ordered as Riku nodded and threw it, as the red shell collided into another vehicle.

"Bullseye!" Riku exclaimed.

"I wonder what this button does." Luigi said as he pushed it, as bazookas came out of the sides. "Mama mia! That's incredible!" He exclaimed as they ran over another item box. A Blue shell with wings appeared in Riku's hand.

"And what's this?" Riku asked.

"A Flying Blue shell! It targets anyone in first place!" Luigi explained as Riku gave it to Luigi as he put in one of the rockets.

"FIRE!" Luigi yelled, as the blue shell launched from it.

Meanwhile...in first place...

"Hahahaha! Those tiny babies are too slow for Heavy." He said and then he noticed a blue shell in his mirror. "Oh no..." He said as the blue shell collided into him, making a spectacular explosion.

Heavy sat down in the road as everyone sped past him. "DOCTOR!" He yelled.

"Was that...? Nah. I think I'm hallucinating." Riku said.

"You knew that guy?" Luigi asked.

"I think I do, but...i think I was just seeing things." Riku said while shrugging.

Suddenly, a certain robot came speeding past them as it waved at Luigi and sped off. "Was that ROB?" Luigi asked as they ran over another item box. A Bob-omb landed on Riku's hands. "We got a bomb." Riku said.

"Oh! Fire it up!" Luigi said as Riku threw the Bob-omb.

ROB turned around, noticing the Bob-omb coming towards him. "I do not think so." He said as he picked up the bomb and threw it back, as Luigi caught it.

"HEY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Luigi yelled as he got next to ROB and tossed it back.

"I do not have a birthday, silly Luigi." ROB said as he tossed it back.

"Yeah well, I'm allergic to Bob-ombs!" Luigi told him as he tossed it back.

What they don't realize is that they were headed STRAIGHT for a wall as the road curved to a right, but they didn't notice, not even Riku as he has his locked onto the duo.

"Humans are never allergic to Bob-ombs." ROB said as he tossed it back.

"Well I'm a special case!" Luigi said.

"You're just saying that because last time we met, I beat you in the Smash Tournament."

"HEY! I tripped by accident and you just so happened to get that freakin' Smash Ball!"

"It's not my fault humans are so clumsy."

"Hey! I'm not clumsy!"

"Then who slipped and fell while holding a Bob-omb as they were trying to take out Link?"

"HE THREW A BANANA PEEL! THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE!"

"You never noticed it, therefore...you are a clumsy human."

"Why I oughta..." Luigi said, shaking his fist angrily at ROB.

"Uh, guys?" Riku grabbed their attention as he pointed to a wall...AND the Bob-omb was STILL lit.

"This is 100% your fault." ROB told him.

"OH SHUT UP!" Luigi yelled.

They then crashed into a wall...and adding insult to injury, the Bob-omb exploded.

"MY RIDE!" Torque exclaimed in anger.

"Well they had a good run." Jerry said.

"I'll grab the shovel." Blooey said.

The smoke cleared as Luigi and Riku were covered in smoke and soot...while ROB was broken in pieces.

"THE WINNER BY DEFAULT IS LUIGI AND RIKU!" The announcer exclaimed as repair men came running over and fixed up ROB.

"Next time we meet at the Smash Tournament, I will not go easy on you." ROB said as he flew off.

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Luigi muttered as Riku coughed out smoke.

"How did we live through that is beyond me." Riku said.

Toad Town

Later...

Luigi and Riku held the trophy up high as Blooey and Jerry smiled at this.

"You owe me five thousand coins so I can repair my ride." Torque angrily said. "And I think I'll stick with you." He said.

"Okay." Luigi said as they walked away back to the boat as Luigi pulled off the marvelous compass piece as he then had a vision. "Jazzafrazz town, huh?" He said as they looked at him.

"Well let's go there then." Blooey said.

"Luigi..." a voice said as Luigi turned around. "Did you guys hear a voice?" He asked.

"No." Riku said.

"Riku..." the same voice said.

"Okay, I hear it." He said.

"I wonder if it's Princess Éclair's voice." Luigi said as they got on the boat.


Rogueport

"Wow...just...wow." Sora said.

"Remind me not to go racing with this guy." Yoshi said as Vivian nodded.

"Anyways, see you guys later." Riku said.

"Later, Riku." Sora said as they walked in the inn.

Meanwhile...

Professor E. Gadd (Luigi's Mansion)

E. Gadd was working in his lab when a knock was heard from the door. "Coming." He said as he opened it up, seeing Daisy and Rosalina. "Oh hi girls." He said.

"Can we ask you something?" Daisy asked.

"Oh sure, come on in." E Gadd said as they walked in.

"Hello Princess Daisy and Princess Rosalina." FLUDD said as they looked at him.

"Hi." Rosalina waved.

"So what can I do for you girls?" He asked.

"Can I borrow your communicator for something? I need to ask someone about something." Daisy said.

"Okay, sure. I don't mind." E. Gadd said.

Daisy walked to the communicator and typed in someone's name.

Meanwhile at a workshop somewhere...

A certain two tailed fox was working on the X-Tornado when his computer went off.

"Huh?" He wondered as he walked over to it and clicked on it.

A screen popped up in front of Daisy. "Daisy?" He asked.

"Hey Tails, can we borrow the X-Tornado?"

"What for?" He asked.

"Well...it's this." Daisy said as she held up the letter.

"Uh, what's the big deal? It's just an invite from a princess who really likes Luigi." Tails said.

"Yeah, but there's more to it. There's a PS right here that Luigi probably didn't notice." She said.

"Let's see here..." Tails said as the screen got closer. "Oh my..." He said. "I'll be right over." He said as he turned off his computer, got in the X-Tornado and flew off.


Luigi crashed into a wall and wiped out everyone in the original. I thought "That's too easy." and BAM, made up my own wacky Mario Kart style race!

Hint: Who was the guy in first place? I gave a little hint.

What was the PS that Tails read? Well find out whenever Luigi tells his next crazy tale!