"Where are we sailing to now?" Smaug gazed at his lover with a lazy smile.
"We received an invitation." Thranduil smirked happily. "It seems you're going to meet my children after all."
"You're serious?" Smaug spoke flirtatiously. "This summer is getting better and better."
"You'll meet the Durins again as well." Thranduil smiled.
"Now that's a real surprise." Smaug gazed at him with a spark in his eyes.
"Is everything set?" Bilbo asked Thorin a hundredth time as they were preparing the house in Italy for their mission.
"Yes." Thorin assured him, watching Dwalin and the brothers Ori, Nori and Dori run around setting up a monitoring system in the house. Both lawyers were working hard in the office, analyzing all the paperwork, proof and documents Thorin gave them.
The teens were getting ready to play their roles, all four a bit stressed and tense.
"Will they handle it?" Bilbo wanted to make sure.
"We're inviting a snake into the lion's den. Everything is going to be just fine." Thorin told him. "The Durin Folk are with us." He pointed to five security guards walking around the premises.
"They should began arriving in the afternoon. Are you absolutely sure everything is set?" Bilbo asked again.
"Yes." Thorin shut him up kissing him deeply.
Smaug just smiled seeing the huge mansion, but what really made him smile was the cute blond man waiting for them at the dock.
"Well well it's a pleasure to see you again Bilbo!" The predator immediately gazed at the small man with lust causing Thranduil to scowl.
"Please come!" Bilbo greeted them with a Oscar winning smile. "We've been expecting you to come earlier, lunch should be served soon."
"Great news I'm very hungry." Smaug smiled. "I don't believe you have met my friend Thranduil yet." Smaug introduced them.
"You look a lot like your son." Bilbo smiled and extended his hand to the tall man.
"A pleasure Mr. Baggins." Thranduil replied without emotion.
"Follow me." Bilbo told them and guided them towards the house.
"Durin." Thranduil spoke in a cold tone seeing Thorin wait for them.
"Mirkwood." Thorin replied curtly and coldly, just like he always talked with them man.
Smaug gazed at the short dark haired man, immediately he could tell this was not a person to play with. He took in the cold blue eyes and firm gaze, this man was clearly not to be trifled with.
"Bilbo sit." Thorin spoke in a firm voice, making it sound like an order.
"Yes darling." Bilbo replied lowering his head and taking a seat.
"Servant!" Thorin called.
Nori came in a professional uniform and a blank face. "You called master." He lowered his head as low as possible.
"The kids are not here and it's lunch time. Tell them if they do not show up right now, they will not eat lunch nor dinner." Thorin spoke in a dominant spiteful tone.
"Yes master!" Nori replied playing his role.
"You called Uncle." Fili walked in callously and confidently. "Good afternoon." He smirked at both men sitting there. Thorin just smirked at the boy not leaving his role, Fili was perfect playing a dominant personality.
"Where is your brother?" Thorin gazed at him with the same smirk still on his face.
"He apologises, but he'll be down in a few minutes. He's very busy." Fili spoke in a playful tone.
"Where are my children?" Thranduil asked sensing the boy was behaving in a bizarre way.
"They should be down soon." Fili smiled. "Tauriel loves to watch." He spoke with a gentle suggestion.
"Daddy?" Tauriel's sweet voice reached them. She walked in a very showing dress. She hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. "It's so good to finally see you, I was worried we won't see you at all this summer." She left his embrace and went to sit in Fili's lap, making herself comfortable in his embrace. Thranduil and Smaug watched her every move greedily. "But Fili assured me that if I want to see you he'll arrange it." She smiled and gazed at Fili with devotion.
"How was your summer so far?" Thranduil asked gently.
"The best summer ever!" She gasped with emotion. "Fili is so good to me." She purred like a kitten and traced his muscular arm with her finger.
"Servant!" Thorin yelled again.
"Yes master!" Nori walked back into the dining room.
"We're not waiting any longer, serve lunch." Thorin ordered firmly.
"Yes master!" Nori rushed out again, and after several minutes began bringing in the dishes.
"I thought you'd wait for me!" Kili gasped from the doorway. He had a wide satisfied smile on his face.
"Sit down pet." He told Legolas in a firm but playful tone, and the blond immediately complied not even looking at Thranduil and Smaug or anyone at the table.
"You said you'd wait for me." Kili scolded his brother and walked up to him. Ignoring Tauriel he leaned down and pressed a very deep kiss on Fili's lips.
"You know best how much uncle hates waiting..." Fili smiled sensually to his brother.
"Sit down Kili." Thorin ordered keeping to his role.
With a sly lustful smile Kili gazed at his brother and swiftly took a seat right next to him.
"Seems like you all are having a great time together." Smaug noticed with a smirk.
"You have no idea." Thorin gazed at him knowingly.
"I thought you became domesticated when you got married." Thranduil smirked and gazed at Bilbo, who was quiet and keeping his head down.
"Not a chance!" Thorin gasped. "My life has become far better and far more interesting." He smiled gazing at his nephews. "If you get what I mean."
"I believe I do." Thranduil smiled honestly. "So why have you waited so long to invite us?" He smiled.
"I wanted to make sure." Thorin smirked and spoke in a lazy tone. "My kids can be awfully annoying as you've probably already noticed. And well they persuaded me to that phone call I did two weeks ago, but it seems they want more."
"And you're planning to indulge them?" Smaug was surprised.
"I only have two heirs, and no matter how much the world changes around us, one this is certain I love both of them." Thorin gazed at his two teens. "And well when they state so firmly what they want, as a loving uncle I can only indulge."
"I think we should talk about this matter in private." Thranduil noticed in a flirtatious tone gazing at all the people at the table and the servant lurking around.
"We are in private right now." Thorin smirked.
"If you insist, so what did they ask you for?" Thranduil asked with a smile on his lips.
"Fili, my favourite, cannot bear the thought of being separated from your beloved daughter. And as much I love the perspective of joining our fortunes and having closer ties to our businesses, my lawyer told me of the potential legal problems if they were to marry at such a young age." Thorin spoke in a sleazy tone. "And since my family is not really known for respecting the law, I decided we should not be bound by any law. And if Fili wants to keep her, I want to arrange it."
Thranduil gazed at the girl still sitting in Fili's lap.
"Teenagers they can be so flimsy and change objects of affection so fast." Thranduil noticed with a smirk.
"Precisely. So I've been thinking of making it more permanent. We as adult should make some decisions for them." Thorin spoke with a voice of authority.
"I couldn't agree with you more." Thranduil nodded with a smile. "Darling do you love him?"
"Beyond anything else in the world." Tauriel gasped looking at her father. "I want to be with him..." She looked at her dad pleadingly. "Please Daddy..."
"As I've already said, it's us adults who have to make the call. A union of such families like ours is unique." Thorin spoke confidently. "And since they cannot marry until she is sixteen, I'd like to arrange with you her stay at our home still she reaches that age. In our eyes the union will take place, while in the eyes of the world I will take care of her with your guidance as a friend of the family."
"Such a union would require extensive paperwork." Thranduil noticed greedily.
"It has already been done. I have a very efficient lawyer." Thorin bid that issue as less important. "It's all about your consent for her moving in, and later marrying my boy."
"I have to think about it, it's a very big decision to make." Thranduil noticed sternly.
"But Daddy I really want this! You always said I can have anything I want." Tauriel gasped annoyed and gazed at her dad. "I'm not going to be happy with anyone else..." She cried and hid her face in Fili's neck.
"Uncle, I promised her." Fili scolded his uncle with annoyance.
"Fili, we have to take Thranduil's wishes into consideration." Thorin scolded Fili with a gentle smile.
"Like you ever care about people's consent to anything..." Kili added him a grim playful voice.
"Anyway, I hope you understand this conversation is confidential, and if anything leaves this room future business ventures between us might be difficult." Thorin noticed.
"I do understand the profit of such a union, however you cannot expect me to give up the rights to my favourite child." Thranduil spoke with spite.
"Whoever said about giving up rights to her, I just want her to stay with my Fili. And I want to seal the joining of our two business ventures. It's just another business agreement, one by which we're ensuring the happy future of our heirs and fortunes." Thorin spoke in a sly tone still with a smirk on his face.
"What if they change favour to someone else later?" Thranduil realised.
"The four of them can keep each other busy enough." Thorin smirked. "Once she gets bored with one, I have my second heir around."
"I was thinking more about him getting bored with her." Thranduil smirk, his eyes were glowing with lust at the implication of what Thorin just said.
"We'll keep the boy around as a vent for frustration." Thorin laughed in a mocking tone. "Fili is pretty much versatile when it comes to his preferences." He gazed at Fili with pride in his eyes.
"I think we've reached an agreement." Thranduil finally spoke to him.
"Thank you Daddy!" Tauriel ran to him and grabbed his neck. "I love you so much!" She truly was a master at acting. She ran back to Fili's lap and wrapped her arms around him. "Does that me you can finally fuck me, and not my brother?" She asked with an innocent tone in her voice.
"It does..." Fili leaned down and kissed her deeply.
"Not yet." Thranduil noticed with a smirk. "I need to read and sign the papers first." He told the teens.
"But Daddy please don't take long! I can't stand the thought of him spending another night with my stupid brother!" Tauriel gasped with annoyance.
"He'll stay around anyway. It's not like I'll stop fucking him once we get married." Fili noticed sternly looking down on her.
"I know... but I've been waiting for so long..." Tauriel grabbed his t-shirt. "I can't wait to finally do it like we should..." she purred against him.
"So you want to keep the boy as well?" Thranduil noticed sternly.
"Both my boys enjoy him a lot. It would tie the deal fully." Thorin noticed in a bored tone. "I can't get what both of them see in someone so emotionless..." His voice hung a bit. "I prefer my playmates a bit more defensive and lively." He gazed at Bilbo and gently petted his head.
"I believe you're the most unusual people I have ever met." Smaug noticed with lustful eyes. "Do you mind sharing?" He asked Thorin with a smirk.
"As a matter of fact I do." Thorin lifted Bilbo's head with gentleness. "I still haven't tired of him. Maybe later on... However I can clearly see Thranduil my friend doesn't feel like sharing you at all." Thorin suggested. "My husband might a bit too placid for your taste." He added after a moment. "You see in his childhood he was kidnapped and kept as a sex slave for some time, he has suffered a huge trauma, and reacts only to me... I'm sorry if we might keep you up a bit at night..."
"I don't really mind." Smaug smiled.
"How long have you two been together?" Fili asked gently. "Tauriel said she hasn't met you yet." He gazed at Smaug.
"We're not officially together." Smaug noticed.
"Too bad..." Tauriel gasped. "All my friends at school would die if I told them you became my step dad! I would get to call you Daddy!" She smiled at the singer.
"That's actually not such a bad idea." Thranduil noticed.
"I'm not so sure..." Smaug smiled at him. "I would make a horrible husband."
"Indeed. You have problems keeping your cock in your trousers." Thranduil spoke flirtatiously. "Otherwise I'd marry you a long time ago." He added.
"You could have just said so!" Smaug laughed. "It's not like I need anything more than what I get from you." He gazed at Legolas. "And since your favourite boy won't be around anymore, I might even move in permanently."
"We have much to discuss with my lawyers." Thorin stood up and guided Thranduil out. "Bilbo watch the kids." He ordered.
"I must admit your taste in men surprises me. He seems more of a predator..." Thorin gazed at the man cautiously.
"That's what makes it more thrilling... To see who lands on bottom." Thranduil smirked. "Too bad you're taken."
"Too bad." Thorin agreed quickly. "Do you have comments about the business side of our venture?"
"Let's go talk with your lawyer." Thranduil smiled for a change.
Balin was waiting for them in the office, and he showed Thranduil the draft of the document he prepared.
