Romano felt his face heat up as he stared, horrified, at Spain. Spain, the creeper, was licking a tomato. It was a very disturbing sight.

"CHIGII!! Spain, you pervert, what the heck are you doing!?" He yelled, running out of the room.

Spain tilted his head curiously, wondering what had angered the Italian this time.

"What did I do?"

"Ve~ don't you know, Spain? That's a Roma tomato." Italy said, an oblivious look on his face.

"......I still don't get it." Spain said, staring at the tomato.

"Ve~ me neither."


A/N: I don't even know. Roma sounded like Romano to me. :D

Also, two people suggested 'tomato' and I think someone wanted to see Spain and Romano?

Well...........Sorry that this wasn't what you were expecting. Originally I had something else in mind, but.......

I got the idea from my cousin, who was licking a tomato, and he was trying to look really creepy.....and he did look creepy. O.o