Chapter 44.

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

AN: well I have nothing to say but everyone stop flaming okay! if any gothic people are reading this then you rock! omg I still can't wait for the movie! tom felton is so hot lol I hope harry will become gothic cause my friend told me he is really emo in this book! omfg I'm leaving [?] pretty soon can't wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.

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"That's my car!" shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealed who was in the car. It was….Snape!

"I shall free you Lupin but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew [circumamcizing] above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!"

(I have no clue what "cirumamcizing" is supposed to be. There are too many possibilities.)

"You funking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sex him but he's a rapist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred! But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into… Voldemort!

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in the room.

"No please don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Dracula (Neville), Fred and George, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius and Lucius all ran in.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dumbldore asked all angrily and Voldemort looked away (because dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

"Oh my goth!" Slughorn gasped. (geddit kos im goffik get it cause I'm )

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly.

"You funking preppy fags!" Sirius shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

"Oh my funking god!" I cried because the video of me in the bathroom, the video of me doing it with Draco and the video of Satan doing it with [Hedwig were all on it.] (the sentence just stops after "with" in the original)

"If you kill me then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that gothic girl Paris Hilton." He laughed meanly.

"No!" I screamed. "FYI I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!"

"What's she talking about?" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

"I saw too she's gonna show everyone the picture!" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!'" Lupin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."

"Think again you funking muggle poser!" Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

"You guys are in a Latin stand-off!" I shouted despairedly.

"Accio Navel's wand!" cried Voldemort and suddenly Navel's wand was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Ebony you will die!"

He made lightning come all over the place.

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledore cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted to go to the common room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had to do something more impotent.

"ABRA KEDABRA!" I shouted.


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The End

I hope you enjoyed this respelling. I did most of it in December 2010, then left the last five or so chapters alone until the end of July 2011. I intend to remix it again, using better everything. Except Ebony's name. Next time it will never be corrected. I have no idea when I will complete that one, however.