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Boss Spain's Letters to the World~!


Hallo Mr. Spain,

I still get made fun of for always listening. Except the dresses, but not-wearing-dresses was a small rebellion. I would gladly get called a savage for not wearing those frilly, irritating European dresses. Couldn't run in them like I could the deerskin dresses the tribes made me.

All right. Chances are, Dad wouldn't let me do anything for you anyway. Because, he's, you know, Dad. He can get into all the trouble he wants, but when it comes to us, we have to be good! At least me, anyway. Because I'm totally not the ringleader of the old French territories. Nope. –Coughsarcasmcough.-

Sofia Jones-Bonnefoy

Indiana


Dear Indiana,

Oh those dresses weren't so bad, France made them look nice!

You get your stubbornness from America then. Be glad you weren't one of my territories, you would have owed me nothing but your soul back then~!

Love,

Spain


Manao Aloana e Spain,

I hope so since no one listens to me... Seychelles thinks I'm overdramatic that I hate France for no reason but I have good reasons to hate him but I won't bore you with them.

If you did I probably was out with Australia or Seychelles or working... Mango orchards are very hard work to take care of.

I'm honestly surprised you didn't ask why I wanted them from you.

Yes well my economy have seen better days and if my boss stops spending all our money on over sea affairs we wouldn't have gotten into this mess.

Nigeria talked to you, ehe she's great an all but very scary at times. I don't fight with her normally but some time South Africa drags me into it, the person I fight the most with is Chad... He hates me for some unknown reason. I'm thinking about sending a spy there and finding out why... Egypt is like the only person when the AU (African union) gets together that doesn't fight. Morocco has beaten the crap you of Ivory Coast once... I think out of any family of countries Africa has the most problems.

Thanks for the tomatoes I hope you feel better soon k. Veloma for now.

Sincerely The Republic of Madagaskar.


Dear Madagascar,

I would think so.

Gardens are hard to take care of too! But I've always wanted a mango orchard, they are so good!

Oh I'm not worried as to why you want them; you're no threat to me.

I can't even remember where my sniffles came from but I wish they'd go away; maybe they came from Greece after I visited his house…?

Nigeria's not scary! She's just…very strict. You African nations are just a big dysfunctional family.

You're welcome and I hope you feel better too!

Love,

Spain