Shows They Can't Do Together!
Good Luck Charlie!
Teddy: Hey Charlie! I want you to see something cool! Real vampires! *Points the camera to the Salvatore*
Damon: Get that out of my face.
PJ: Is he really a vampire? *Pokes Stefan in the arm* I don't trust you.
Stefan: Then please stop poking me. *Twitch*
Teddy: See. Not that scary! Well beside that guy's eyebrows.
Stefan: ….
PJ: Are you two like Twilight vampires?
Damon & Stefan: *Wrinkles their faces in disgust* No!
Charlie: *Laughs then claps her hands*
PJ: Go back inside Charlie! They might snap and kill everyone!
Damon: Like I'm really going to kill a baby.
Stefan: I really wouldn't doubt it.
Damon: True.
Teddy: Let's go now. But one question before we go.
Stefan: Huh?
Teddy: Do you know Edward Cullen? I a total fangirl of his.
Damon: I FU…*Gets hit in the head with a stake*
Stefan: *Gets hit with a stake too* OW!
Charlie: *Laughs before throwing another one at Damon*
Damon: You little…
Charlie: *Throws sliver*
Damon: *Hits his cheek* OW!
Teddy & PJ: O.O!
Stefan: *Grabs Damon and drags him away from Charlie*
Damon: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE MONSTER!
Charlie: *Starts clapping*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got beat up by a baby?
Damon: *Growls* Shut up.
Stefan: *Laughs* I had to drag him away.
Damon: *Growls*
Alice: Pathic, going after a little kid.
Eric: This show is going to be interesting.
Yeah me and Damon have to be 'Exclusive' I bet it will be easier for me.
Damon: There's no fucking way I'm writing a fic about fucking Eric.
Eric: You know you wanna. *Licks his lips*
Damon: *Shivers*
Why don't we…why is half the room pitch black?
Dean: I don't know but if something comes out will kick its ass.
Okay. LeLelurvsGlee said Okay, okay so Jack I have dare for you. I dare you to visit every bar around the world.
Jack: I question is what bar haven't I been around the world?
It's just a dare Jack.
Jack: Oh, well Loves I will go as soon as I'm not needed here.
Damon: Now would be good.
Jack: Shut it you…*Falls to the ground*
LeLe: Oooh and Chi can they go on good luck Charlie?
Lol Damon got beat up by Charlie!
Damon: Shut UP!
LeLe: Edward, go fuck yourself and Stefan im surprised you would choose your bunnies over Elena.
Edward: Why don't you do the same thing?
Stefan: I grown some what attached to them.
Heart-Broken-In-Love….
Stefan: *Sighs* Fuck…
Heart-Broken: Yay your back to normal!*claps hands in amusement*This story makes me laugh and yes Chi I am very proud all the pain that Stefan was in this chapter!
Stefan: Yeah I bet you do. Makes me wonder what you would do to Bill from True Blood?
Heart-Broken: *plays Bucky done gun by M.I.A.* My fave song! *starts dancing to it but more whoreish then has too*
*Whispers to Stefan* Where's the music coming from?
Stefan: She probably has a radio where her soul use to be…if she had one.
Heart-Broken: Stefan, Damon, and Edward Guess what fags? You all piss me off and I found out I really am a demon. So that just means more pain for you all.*uses awesome Demon powers on them*
O.O. They fly and go boom.
Alice: *Nods*
Heart-Broken: Seth, Omg so you're the one in the batman suit then? That is hot!
Seth: Thanks.
Dean: I'm wearing one too!
Heart-Broken: Can I have another lap dance please?
Seth: Does that mean I can get out of this batman costume?
Heart-Broken: *Drags him to the backroom*
Cosplay fetish?
Damon: Says the girl who thinks people with cat ears are hot.
*Shrugs* Yeah.
Sam: Charity aren't Japanese boys' way better then British boys? This girl was calling me prejudice because i think British boys are ugly that's not prejudice is it?
Maybe Japanese guys are what you prefer. Like my brother thinks Mexican woman are hotter than Chinese woman. While I just love both. We all what something that attracted to on the outside. It just means that were humans…or somewhat. But I love British accents and Scottish accent. So hot! But I don't think its prejudice.
Heart-Broken: Hehe I'm gonna be nice to chi... *smiles at chi* Eric and Pam hold Alice and Damon back now! *smiles at Chi and makes out with her grabbing her ass*
*Blushes*
Damon: *Smirks* Are you breaking our agreement.
*Mumbles something*
Heart-Broken: Did you enjoy that?
No? …*Blushes*
Damon: Liar! You're blushing, you lost the bet!
I said… No?
Damon: No?
I like it but I didn't do it on purpose.
Damon: Say by to your yaoi.
NO!
Heart-Broken: Zero*Hands zero biggest and most powerful gun ever made.* Have fun!
Zero: *Evil smirk* Let's play vamps.
Heart-Broken: *Sing sweetly* Bob *kills Bobs daddy* You want to apologize to Chi for changing her into Damon?
Bob: KILL THAT BASTARD! LET ME WATCH HIS BLOOD ROOL DOWN FROM HISTHROAT!
Heart-Broken: Talk about Daddy issues!
*Nods*
Heart-Broken: Edward, You know what? I like fire do you like fire? You do? Okay!*sets Edward on fire after tying Stefan too him*
Stefan: DAMN IT!
Edward: AWW!
Heart-Broken: Now you can both fuck while you burn alive aha!
Damon: Hahahaha!
Vampirewithasecret says Chi, I am so glad you got your body back! I think we should have Fred (spaghetti monster from my story) and bob fight to the death! Yeah! I wonder how would win?
Damon: Money on Bob. The bastard is unkillable.
We can't count Fred out.
Dean: He's probably like that Fred on youtube.
…Then Bob is so going to die.
xXspoiiledheartXx said Chi- thanks for letting me be on the show and get rid of Bob just let Edward noe im coming back for him and tht he should be happy Stefan was in his body or he would have died. Oh and how bad was it being in Damon body?
Edward: *huffs* What can you do that is worst then that demon called Heart-Broken?
It was kinda fun…I was stripping in front of a mirror.
Damon: *Twitches then slaps me in the back of my head*
OW!
Castiel: Damon- really you've seen better i doubt tht (other then Chi of course cuz Chi is EPIC!)
Damon: Like what you what started Chi!
What's wrong with that word?
Damon: If someone ever says the word ubber prepare to never stand again.
Stop threating me!
Damon: I'm just warning you. *Growls*
FutureActressKS: Edward*hits him on the head with fist* I have run out of ideas of what to use.
Edward: *Sticks his tongue out* I hope you hurt your fist!
FutureActress: To everyone else, any suggestions?
Stefan: Burn him, hang him over a shark filled water tank and send him to hell!
FutureActress: Damon in Chi's body- kind of still throwing me off. *kisses him* but that was kind of hot.
Damon: I did not do that on purpose.
See. *Smirk*
Ash: How did you like being in her body,
Damon: At least I wasn't stripping in front of a mirror!
You punished me already.
Damon: *Twitch* Not enough.
*Sighs* XOLittleGreenMonsterXO wrote JEZEBEL! jezebeljezebeljezebeljezebel... i will keep calling her by her full name until she gets here! *whispers to Chi* if she does come on and asks who called her by her full name, point at ASH! *evil grin* (don't tell him!)
Jez: Who keeps CALLING ME!
…*Points to Ash*
Ash: *Looks at me then her* What?
Jez: You're dead.
Ash: …Fuck.
The next person…*Ducks* Was that a desk?
Damon: …
Ash: Bring it on!
Jez: Oh believe me, it's already here!
O.O. Scary.
Sam: *Nervous laugh* Lady Salvatore asked Damon, Why is it that you will have sex with any fan girl that asks… yet you won't even let Chi go near another guy? How about you tell us all how much you really like her. This is kinda a dare as well :)
Damon: We've been through this!
Eric: Interesting.
Damon: I not ….
Alice: It's a dare big guy.
Damon: How I feel for the brat is no one's business. I don't care if it's a dare or not.
Alice & Jez: Sissy!
Damon: Jump into hell where you belong. I'll see you soon.
Answer the question!
Damon: ….*Slaps me on the back of my head* There it answered the question.
OW! Stop hitting me!
Damon: Then…shut…up?
What?
Damon: There's something on the other side of the room.
I know! Maybe it's Jason or Freddy or my mom.
Damon: Your mom?
She's very scary sometimes. I don't fuck with her at all.
Damon: *Sighs*
BroadwayAngelLyric says Jack, were you actually sober last chapter? Damn that body switch. Call 911, we need to get some booze in you pronto.*hands Jack his own fully-stocked bar*
Jack: Yes!
You're still wearing the Spiderman suit.
Jack: Yes! Because I'm the captain of the Black Pearl and this show. You land lubbers could have made it without me.
Damon: We can still make it without you. You dirty ass bastard. Take a shower!
Jack: Why should I deny the loves of my smell? It drives them crazy.
Dean: *Mumbles* Like you?
Jack: They still love me.
Damon, you're back in your own body! *hugs Damon* I was scared that you would like being human and end up like *shudders* Stefan. But you're your badass self again, thank goodness. Try to stay faithful this and next chapter, don't let the fangirls win.
Damon: It's fucking hard.
*Sarcastically* Why don't you think that I'm Elena? Maybe it will make you faithful then.
Damon: Cute but not that cute kid.
*Folds arms and looks away* Don't talk to me no more.
Damon: …What?
*Walks away*
Damon: Get back here! *Growls*
Broadway: Chi, you should do a fangirl war. That could take an entire chapter, though. We fangirls are ruthless beings.
That actually sounds really good. So whose sides are you guys on?
Broadway: Bob, if you're still gone, I don't miss you. If you came back, fuck you.
Bob: Your mom misses me.
Yep the mom jokes.
Damon: Why are you walking to Eric?
You keep away from you…jerk.
Lestat: I sense trouble for the two lovers.
Damon & Me: No.
Broadway: Stefan, would it kill you to find other animals to eat? Are you even STRONG enough to tackle a mountain lion? I dare you to let Damon teach you a course on how to be a good vampire.
Stefan: Mountain lion's sounds tasty but I've been after bears though. Fine teach me…can I just learn from Eric?
Eric: If you want to be bended over?
Lestat: That's mine.
Broadway: Edward, you suck. Since you weren't the one to get rid of Bob, all earlier stated methods of killing Bella shall proceed. *hands Damon a cocktail made from Bella's blood and makes Jack a Bloody Mary* Edward, here's her head, you can have whatever's left of it. *smiles devilishly*
Edward: I can still fuck it right?
O.O! Nasty.
Broadway: Zero, here's a bomb but you can only use it on one person. Choose wisely.
Zero: *Grabs the bomb and throws it right between Edward and Bob*
*Boom*
*Ducks* She said one!
Zero: It wasn't a dare.
Broadway: Eric and Pam, I didn't really notice that you two had switched. You both must really love sex.
Pam: We should try it again.
Eric: *Nods*
Breakfastclub87 says Dean You are so damn hot! Super long backroom time!
Dean: Huh?
Breakfastclub: *Grabs Dean's collar and drags him to the backroom*
Sam: *Twitch* Chi are you a Hana Kimi fan?
Yes. It's so cool.
Breakfastclub: Damon have you always been a whore or did you start after you became a vampire?
Damon: It was after I was a vampire.
Could have fooled me?
Damon: Get over here right now!
I can be faithful right here! Baka!
Damon: Did you just call me a cow?
I called you an idiot! *Sticks tongue out*
Damon: Just you wait!
Breakfastclub: Stefan, I am so sorry that you had to be in the fairy's body. *gives sympathetic hug*
Stefan: The horror is over and I'm still alive.
Rouge Assasin: Damon - you hurt my feelings - I thought we had an understanding...
Seeing as you're good looking you better apologize for saying you hate me or I'll make the shit I do to Bob and Eddie look like a happy fucking ending ... you don't want a pissed of Rogue on your hands - ask Bob...
Bob: *Bob sit's in corner holding Edward and sucking his thumb* Eddie She scares me... That demon woman!
Edward: me tooo... Chi save us!
Damon: I hate everybody. So more then others. Your bearable, now help me get Chi back!
No.
Damon: I don't want to go near him.
Eric: You know you want it.
Damon: *Shivers*
Rogue: *Cocks shotgun and blows hole through Bob's head* man that was like poetry.
O.O. R.I.P Bob?
Rogue: *Smiles* So Stef what do you think of the makeover Chi gave your body?
Stefan: It's okay. If she didn't take some skin with her.
I'm sorry! But you look good now.
Stefan: Now.
Okay I won't cut your hair ever again.
Stefan: Yeah.
Rogue: Awww Castiel you're such a cutie pie - Sam how can you be angry with a face as angelic as he's?
Sam: Because he's a brother stealing bastard!
Castiel: *Growls*
Dean: *Sighs*
Rogue: Damon and Stefan I dare the 2 of you to save each other from Eric and Lestat whenever they try to rape you guys or when fangirls try to get them to rape you.
Damon: Fine. Noe Stefan help me get her.
I'm not a cat!
Damon: Don't make me use the big guns.
*Turns away*
Alice: She's so cute.
Damon: Not helping.
Alice: Never said I was.
Rogue: Dean would you LIKE to be raped by Eric?
Dean: Maybe…*Whispers* Yes.
That wouldn't be called rape then.
Dean: She asked the question and I'm willing to answer.
Rogue: And big D if I bring your mom on she'll be a vamp and I'll make her paddle your stuck up, whiny, egoistic in front of Stefan - your mom would spank you in front of your baby bro - that to me is the ultimate humiliation - not to mention... Chi will be watching...
Damon: I'm not scared of my mom.
Eric: I might enjoy watching it.
Rogue: Chi you shouldn't complain about your C's I'd die for them - I have DD's and they kill my fucking back not to mention the fact that I can NEVER get a guy to look higher than my chest ... unless he's GAY.
I got grope by some gay guy asking me if they were real. It was very awkward. But I'll never complain again!
Rogue: Fine then Bob - I'll get Seth to screw your mom - Guys Seth is NOT the hottest wolf - he's freaking 16 and has a man crush on Eddie the hottest Twi wolf next to Jake is Paul (Yum)
I think their all hot cause their shirtless. *Happy face*
Damon: Are you cheating on me emotionally?
No.
Damon: ….
I'm not!
Pam: This is not ending well.
Sam: Yeah.
Rogue: So Chi did you read that summary of the books? What do you think?
A part of me was thinking when is this bitch gonna die! I didn't know you wrote a short story about Bonnie and Damon. The more you know. Why they kill Harry! I like him and wanted to see him naked.
Rogue: I seriously think the ideal ending to the VD books would be for either both brothers to die or for Stefan to turn human and have Elena and Damon to become Vamp again and end up with Bonnie. Or... For Elena to get compelled by Stefan to forgetting they ever existed so she can lead a normal life while Stef and D becomes the new vampire Hierarchy... In the books after Katherine and Klaus are killed Damon is the most powerful vampire due to all the human blood he consumes - and Damon and Stef are over 500 years old.
Wow. Wikipedia is a powerful thing.
Stefan: *Nods*
Rogue: Bob you can't eat my fucking soul you prick - I already gave it over to Eric - Cause he's awesome and I so think he's going to be vampire king supreme but there are these really, REALLY sad rumors that Harris is going to kill off Eric so Sookie can go fuck some Elf! I want to SCREAM - I LOVE you Eric!
An elf? See this is why I need to read the books because I didn't know that there are elves now. What else that I don't know?
Bob: I HOPE MY BROTHER EATS YOU!
Eric: *Shrugs* Death doesn't scare me.
Rogue: Gosh I'm just going on and on aren't I - mind me have the flu and drugged like a flying monkey - don't think that even makes sense. Jakey Baby you enjoy the show yesterday? Whose joining me and Pam today?
Castiel: *Raises hand*
Rogue: Whose watching?
Alice: Me!
Rogue: Edward don't lie - we haven't seen you even mention a bath in the books just like Bella never brushes her teeth...
Edward: That's our business.
Rogue: Dean looking good - I LOVE batman - Sam and Cas I think I'm going to take dean away from you - Pussy beats ass any day...
Sam: Says you.
Castiel: *Nods*
Rogue: Hey Char did you read that story I PM'd you? It made me laugh especially the part where Stefan was talking about his period!
It was funny as heck!
Rogue:*Rogue kisses Chi and presses their bodies really, REALLY close together - Pam licks lips*Chi you should join me and Pam again sometime - I don't think Sookie and Alice would be into a threesome with us *Rogue pouts*
*Blushes and almost melts* I'm on a dare.
Alice: I'll take her place.
Rogue: Oh yeah Eddie I DARE you to dance for 'Drop drill and work' dressed as a hoola girl - I know it's an old song from my high school days but it's awesome.
Edward: …What?
Rogue: It's a dare. Or you can die *Holds a bat with spikes at the end*
Edward: *Sighs* Give me the hoola girl outfit.
Here. *Hands it to Edward*
Damon: Gotta cha. *Grabs me by the waist*
Eep!
Stefan: …*Presses a button to play music*
Edward: *Dances*
Rogue: *Laugh*
Alice: *Laughs*
Rogue: *Turns to Stefan* Stefan you DID eat Peter Rabbit! WHY? *Rogue tightens grip on Stefan's throat and shakes him - a lot - he's probably going to get real dizzy*
Stefan: OOOOWWWWW!
Rogue: I'm real sorry you had to grow a vagina and get your balls run over and arm cut off... It was meant for Edward but don't worry Stef I have more sinister plans for that son of a ill be gotten whore.
Edward: What?
Stefan: Seeing that is the greatest apology ever.
Rogue: Wishing you well on your mid terms Char - if you think college is hard wait till you start working, you'll wanna crawl back into your mother's womb.
Thanks. Let me go!
Damon: Nope. Not until we talk.
Save me!
BeatrixMayfeir says Hey everybody! I'm glad you are all back to normal! Oh god Cas I'm so happy you are out of that bastard*hug and kiss him*!
Sam: Haha. *Rolls eyes*
Castiel: *Hugs back* Thank you
Beatrix: By the way I found Gabriel: he did that to say hi to Sam Dean and Cas since God brought him back. He missed you guys! Ehi Dean if you are Batman Cas can be Robin that would be nice and Sam is too tall for that!
Castiel: Yeah Dean. We'll make a nice pair.
Sam: *Growls*
Beatrix: Stefan you should name your bunnies with numbers because they won't live long after your dare it's over.
Stefan: I'm going after bears now. I'm just going to keep them as pets.
Beatrix: Jack you are a cooler Spiderman than Tobey Maguire that's for sure!
Jack: I know! Thank you love.
Beatrix: Chi can I give you a hug at least or even the hug are off limits for the dare? Well I should take Dean and Cas in the backroom to cheer me up!
Dean: Where is Chi…Damon's gone too.
Eric: *Shrugs* Don't care.
Beatrix: Oh well. *Drags Dean and Castile to the backroom*
Sam: *Growls and eyes start to flicker black*
Pam: ..son. writes Hello kitten. Which is your favorite nickname that you like being called out of the many that you have in this fanfiction?
Chi. I think it's cute.
Sam: Where have you been?
Dressing room.
Damon: Say anything about what I said and I will kill you.
Okay.
Lestat: Weird vibes.
Anneryn7 says Chi, We couldn't be mad, and if people are mad, just have Damon shank them in there sleep. *grin* *hug*
Thanks. *Smiles*
Anneryn: Eric So... I forgot how good you are with your hands... You should definitely remind me. *smirk*
Eric: Yeah I should.
MinaFTW wrote yeah vd books suck. especially Elena in them, she is such a hoe ass bitch whore motherfuckin kunt.
O.O.
Mina: Now that i got that out of my system. Why won't you bring Bonnie on the show? Do you not like her or something?
I love Bonnie and I'll bring her on here…so please don't kill me!
Mina: Damon you know why im so bitchy to you, it's because you don't satisfy me.
Sam, Dean, Stefan, & Me: Ouch!
Damon: You wasn't my type anyway.
Mina: Dean you are my sexy dirty blonde.
Dean: Thanks?
Mina: Random fact, Im listening to Shakira right now. Whenever, where ever.
She's so hot.
Mina: to Stefan yeah you're not deformed now!
Stefan: *Laughs* No more sparkles on me now. Or Lost arm or balls.
Vie says Chi bring Bonnie on she us a thousand time spunkier than these hood rats that you call women (no offense Pam).
Alice: Hey!
Vie: At least think about it..oooo being Sookie's Bff-Tara; she's cool. BTW.
I'll keep her in mind. Poor thing, that Franklin guy is crazy and not in a good way.
Vie: I still want Dean and Damon in an orgy with me. Oh and can ya'll leave Stefan alone he is so not Edwardesqe (no offense Edward). Stefan is hella handsome even though my heart belongs to...Damon!
Damon: Just offend him!
Edward: Shut up!
StrawberriKiwies said you weren't suppose to write stuff in the *'s i was telling somethin don't put in my dares. Sorry about that. *Smiles* Please don't kill me.
Sam: Alright the show is over.
And so is my mid terms. Back to everything being boring again! I want to thank LeLelurvsGlee, Heart-Broken-In-Love, Vampirewithasecret, xXspoiiledheartXx, FutureActressKS, pawprint25, XOLittleGreenMonsterXO, Lady Salvatore, BroadwayAngelLyric, Breakfastclub85, Rogue Assasin, BeatrixMayfeir, ..son, anneryn7, MinaFTW, Vie, and StrawberriKiwies for reviews and questions. I almost forgot….my contest ends at August 20th! Peace!
Sam: Love.
Dean: And what the hell is over there?
Huh.
Bob: It's that damn Fred.
You met! *Something gets wrapped around my leg and I get pulled upside down* Your freaking killing me!
Bob: It's good time!
Damon: Says the guy who sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Dean: Bye guys. *Pulls out a gun* Come on Sam. Let's kick some ass.
