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We're entering the GB series! What if a certain character born a girl and fall in love with Naruto? Let's read on and find out how it'll turn out! Just to let you know that I chose some names because they are close to the original name and some names are unisex.

Some chapters will be short, depending on who they are. You can imagine a certain couple builds their relationship like they did with their friendship in WDL if you want to. This chapter is one of the examples.

Again, if you don't like a certain pairing or contents, just skip.

Headup: For next 26 chapters, including this chapter, I'm going to cheat a little and copy their introduce and first appearance from WDL then tweak it up. At same time, they'll be pretty short and will have some lack of certain scenes.

Our first GB character is…Duana, GB version of Duncan!

Like I said before, it's all random and you won't know who'll be next to end up with Naruto!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series.


GB Single 1: Duncan/Duana


"Duana, dudette!" Chris grinned at a newcomer as a teenager girl step down from the loser boat and she glance at the island's surrounding before she crackle her knuckles angrily.

"I. Don't. Like. Surprises…" Duana scowled. She has a slight curvy body with some muscles. She has a green lipstick, few piecing on her right eyebrow and ears, and a black buzzcut hair with a long green Mohawk that flop over the right side of her head. She wears a black t-shirt with skull on her chest, a shin-long shorts and pair of red sneaker.

"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, miss." The host chuckled, "He told me to give him a holler anytime and have you back to juvie."

"Alright then." The punk girl rolled her eyes with a shrug before she pick her duffle bag up as she walk toward the group of teenagers and someone catch her eyes. "Meet you by the campfire, cutie." She winked at Naruto teasingly and her smirk enlarges as Heather growl at her angrily while the redhead blush lightly. Little did she know is that he would become her best friend during this season.


"Can't believe I'm back on this stinkin' show." Duana stomped toward the confession room in airplane, "At least they pull the lousy singing." She step inside, only to blink at Naruto as he look at her. "Um, hey?"

"Oh, hey…" Naruto chuckled sheepishly as he rubbed his head, "I guess no one told you that the lock's broken for a while, dattebayo."

"Ah, right…" She rubbed her neck as they just stare at each other, "…But I heard about what went down between you and surfer chick. You okay?"

"Hai, I'm okay." He nodded, "It took me a while to move on."

"So you're over it completely?" Duana muttered as he nodded again, "Good."

"Yeah…" Naruto chuckled lightly and they stared at each other again before they suddenly kiss each other, starting make out on spot. Tyler's head slowly poke inside with gaping expression and his eyes slowly shift to meet the camera then he slowly give it a thumb-up as he leave slowly with gaping expression. They start going out after this day and Duana would say that she's thankful for teenager hormone because she'll never get enough courage to confess to Naruto.


"That is really nice, dattebayo." Naruto lied on the hood of a mustang car with Duana as they stare at the starry sky on a hill.

"Yeah, it's one sweet spot." Duana cuddle closer to him as her chin rest on his chest, "Far away from everything. No one to bother us. We can do whatever we want like…" Her hand snake toward his pant but her boyfriend stops her hand with a sweatdrop.

"No, don't think about it." The redhead looks down at her, "You promise not to use this date as a chance to have…Um…sex, dattebayo."

"But I always break my promise." The punk girl smirked coyly, "Come on, let's do it here."

"N-No, next time." Naruto stuttered embarrassingly.

"Aw, no fun." Duana rolled her eyes at him before she rests her head on his chest again, "So do you want to go to drive-in movie after that? I hear they showing a new action flick."

"Sure." The redhead smiled at her before he glances at the car, "I was kinda surprised that you have a car. Is it family's?"

"Nah, it belongs to a chump who forgets to take keys out." The punk girl smirked and she almost laughs out at Naruto's reaction as he stares at the sky blankly.

"…Wait, nani?!" He pulls a double-take at her and she finally lose it, letting out a bellowing laughter.


Duana sit on a couch in her green hot short and black t-shirt, staring at television boringly before Naruto walk into the living room from upstairs and he join her. "What are you watching?" He asked.

"Nothing good." Duana turned the television off with a groan, "All reruns and craps." She turned her head to him, "Wanna screw around?" She said bluntly, nearly causing Naruto to choke on his spit.

"Um, sure?" Naruto said dumbly, "Is that because you're bored and there's nothing to do?"

"Oh, there's something to do." Duana snaked her hand down under his pant, rubbing his clothed member with a smirk. "And that's this. It's not like we've never fuck each other before."

"I know…" He grunted out in pleasure as his member slowly erect under her stroking hand, "You just kinda throw me off, dattebayo." The redhead unbuttoned his pant before his right arm slide over the punk woman's shoulders, grabbing her breast with a squeeze as she tug his pant down along with his boxer to reveal his member. He groan softly as soon as she immediately jerk him off at medium speed. "Q-Quickie or…?"

"Whatever you feel like." Duana shrugged her shoulders slightly before a moan escape her lip as the redhead pinched her nipple through fabric. The redhead slowly pull her shirt up with her help, briefly halt the handjob to remove her shirt completely before she resume it while he fondle around with her breasts and they trade some pecks on lips once in a while.

A minute later, Naruto was already in his birthday and Duana start to suck the tip of his cock with her hand stroking his shift before she bob her head down slowly all way to the base then she increase her blowjob speed at slow pace. The redhead's hip thrust upward gently with few groans, enjoying her lip as he stroke her mane hair several times and he nearly moan out as soon as the punk woman's tongue swirl around his thrusting cock to increase his pleasure. It really don't take him long to come inside her mouth with several loads and Duana lift her head up, release his member. She stand up and was about to discard her short but her lover suddenly turn her around, pulling her down onto his groin as she gasp out at the feeling of her lover's harden member rubbing between her buttocks.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Duana suddenly moan out as her lover slide his hand down her short and his fingers find their way to her lower mouth, fingering her at medium speed while his cock somehow slip under her short's leg as it rub up against her bare cheeks.

"Shh, relax, just enjoy it, dattebayo." Naruto bit the nape of her neck lightly as he slowly increases his fingering and thrusting speed and Duana gasp out in pleasure, squirming in his arms. It went on for a bit while until they both suddenly hit their climax together and the redhead empty his load out all over her buttocks and interior rear of her short. Naruto lift her up before he lie her down gently on the coffee table then he pull her pant down her legs.

"Y-Y-You bastard, that was my favorite short." The punk woman moaned out as her lover toss her cum-stained shorts away and she feel him lifting her legs up.

"Gomen, I'll buy you new one." The smirking redhead rubs the tip of his member against her maidenhood and he slowly pushes it inside, causing his lover to moan softly as his cock enters her fully. He pulls back until the tip was nearly out of her lower mouth before he thrust it back in and moving his hip back and forth right away after the first thrust. He thrust faster and faster with each thrust as his lover moan out under him and he bend his upper torso down to make out with the punk woman, the coffee table groan out under their combined weight.

"N-N-Naruto…" Duana wrapped her legs around his waists tighter as her groin sway up and down to increase their pleasure together while he kept thrusting into her, "F-F-Fuck harder!" She moan out loud as her lover start to grope and fondling around with her breasts and his thrusting hip speed up roughly to her joy. It went on for a good amount of time until the redhead come inside her without any warning but it don't stop him and she hit her climax shortly after.

"H-H-Hey, want a break?" Naruto glanced at the clock with heavy pants after they move from the table to sofa and kept went on for a long time.

"Y-Yeah…" The moaning punk woman released her lover as she just flops back on the cushions, "But for five." She glances up at him with a smirk, "I'm in some mood for a little fun in our bedroom. You know, with the boots and…"

"Say no more." The redhead blushed and they just lie there for five minutes before they move their lovemaking to their bedroom for another round.


Many years later, a doorbell ring several times as Duana approach it and she answer it to see a policeman with her grumbling twin, a teenager boy and girl. "Now what?" She smacked her face with a groan, "What did Sirena and Skull do this time?"

"They vandalized their school, ma'am." The policeman answered, "…Again."

"Pfft, the principle was asking for it." Skull scowled.

"Ugh…" The punk woman pitched the bridge of her nose before she grab her twin by ears as they cried out, "Thank for bringing them back, Smith."

"No problem, detective." The policeman tip his hat at her as he leave and the punk woman close the door with her leg, dragging her screaming twin down the hallway with a harsh scolding. At same time, Naruto step into the hallway from his office and he raise his eyebrow at them confusingly.

"Did something happened?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Yes, it's all your fault!" Duana grumbled as she walked past him with their screaming twin, "They take after you!"

"Um…" The redhead can't help but to sweatdrop at her, wondering what his children did to get in trouble and he want to point out that she always get in trouble most of time back then but he don't want to piss his wife off more.

"LET US GO, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!" Sirena screeched out, "DAD, DO SOMETHING!"

"Oh, my phone is ringing." Naruto stepped back into his office as his twin screamed out for him under their mother's shouts, "Maybe it's from my agent."


And that end the fifty-three chapter of WDL: What If…Love it? Hate it?

Now we know what would happen if Duncan was born a girl and end up with Naruto!

I wonder who'll be next? Let's find out in the next chapter! (Until you decide to check list and jump to any chapters for a certain pairing)

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