People could only stare at the Batmobile as it drove slowly by the stores. Most of everyone wondering what the Dark Knight was looking for. They all watched as it kept going until it got to a road where no one walked since it was a road that lead out to an open space.
The second the Batmobile reached the start it shot off like a bullet roaring in all it's glory. It zoomed back and forth going in large circles, before going backwards and speeding forwards. It was almost as if Batman was having... fun?
Robin drove his motorcycle as fast as he could. Kona flying beside him looking ahead of them with her vision who said the brats were having fun playing with the Batmoblie. As the neared a beep was heard in his ear and he was going to answer it when a hysterical voice of Nigma came over the line.
"I can find Tim! Do you have him?!"
"No name you idiots!" Robin growled. "And are you sure?"
"Yes, I can't find him!" Emotional cries continued. "I want my baby!"
"Stupid hormones."
"Did you call me fat?!"
"I didn't-"
"I'm telling Batman on you!"
"Are you five?!"
The line went dead soon after and Damian let out a gruff as Kona laughed before she looked closer before frowning and looking down at him.
"Hey, Rob, didn't you say that Dick and Jason have this habit of taking Tim along for the ride?"
"Yes, why- They have in the Batmobile?!"
"Yep." Kona looked closer. "I think he's having fun."
"Those little...!"
Jason slammed his foot down on the pedal again as the ripped around the large open space and he jerked the wheel to the left causing them to go in a half circle before speed straight. Dick laughed loudly throwing his arms up as they went right, left, circles.
Behind them in the back seat, in a baby seat thanks to Dick, was Tim holding tight to his Batman eyes wide and would squeal every time they would jerk one way or another. The little child just wanted to go home and play with all the toys and books that waited for him.
"Uh-oh, Jason, it's Damian!"
"Hold on tight, Golden Boy!" Jason yelled slamming his foot down. "We're goona lose him!"
"Weeeee...!"
As they sped away the oldest brother however, sped up as well. Jason wasn't worried since the Batmoblie could outrun anything except maybe a Super. Oh, wait was Kona with Damian? They were so dead if that was true. Looking back for a second he saw one of Damian's most loyal friends, Kona creeping up on them.
"Jason, it's Kona!"
"I can see that! Hold on, guys were going to press the red button!"
"YES!"
"No!" Came Tim's little voice. "No!"
"Tim talked!"
"Timmy's first word!" Dick looked back at the terrified child. "Say something else!"
"No!"
Dick looked back out the window. "She's catching up!"
"Hold on, here... we... go...!"
"Kona, grab them and bring them to me!"
"Aw, don't you want to chase them? Oh, wait, hold on. Kon? Yeah? What? Okay, be right there."
"Where are you going?!"
"We're gonna go see our rich daddy!" Kona smiled happily. "I'll se you later, Rob! Ask Kid Flash for help, gotta go!"
"You are leaving me... to go see your evil Father?!"
"Hey, he's nice to us, not Clark, but us. We so, have full insurance and collage funds and trust funds. I think Kon get's his this year."
"That is not the point!"
"Later days, Rob!" Kona grinned before flying up towards the skies. "Wooohoo...!"
"Aliens..." Robin grumped before speeding around a building and taking a different rout before pulling open his line. "Kid Flash, I have a mission for you."
"Be there in a Flash!"
"And they left... and they took my baby... and Damian called me fat..."
Bruce was taking out two more aspirins as Edna was latched onto his arm. "I'm sure they'll be back soon and I don't know if Damian called you fat but your not."
"I'm not?" Edna looked up hopefully eyes red and big tears still coming out. "Even though I'm gaining weight and look bigger?"
"You look fine and you only gained about twenty pounds."
"You bastard!" Edna yelled suddenly trying to slap the hell out of him but only getting his arm and chest looking pissed off. "I did not gain twenty pounds!"
Easily avoided some hits he let her since Alfred and Leslie had told him that no matter what the hormones would getting the better of the former Riddler so watch out. Still sometimes it got out of hand. One minute she was fine playing a game with the kids and the next minute she was crying over stuff that made no since.
Like when she cried just because the sun had, apparently, come up to soon or that someone touched her books, someone called her a name when she never left the house. Than there was morning sickness that was a lie. Not only did Bruce have to help her in the morning when she was throwing up, but when she was sick through out the day. Turns out this wasn't going to be an easy nine months and anyone Bruce had hired to help take care of Edna didn't work out.
The women were contently abandoning her to get to him and the men tried to get with her or she had a bad reaction to them. At one point she was trying to throw one of them out the window well screaming that he had to pay.
So in the end it had been Bruce himself who had to handle Edna and every time time he said something that sounded a little wrong the other would break out into either laughter or cry. At one point he gave her an examination himself and discovered that nothing was wrong.
Just pregnancy hormones.
"Now you hugging me."
"I got cold." Edna voice shuttered. "And I'm not fat."
"I never said you were. Come on, I'll get you something to drink and maybe we can see a movie."
"You hate me."
"I didn't say that!"
"You won't even let me have a Baby Shower!"
"All the people you want to invite are villains!"
"You can rent me a place, a home or something, I thought you wanted me to be happy..."
"Alright, fine, I'll let you use one of my Apartments."
"Why an apartment."
"it's a whole floor and opened space with two large bedrooms." Bruce said picking up his phone to order everything and anything that would make the redhead happy for a day of peace. "I'll get everything ready and I'll have someone set it up for you since I don't know to much about baby showers."
"Will you be there?"
"What? No."
"Please...?"
"No!"
Robin manged to catch up to the Batmobile Robin jumped onto the top of the car looking into the glass using the lens on his mask that allowed to see through and saw Jason looking like the speed demon he was and Dick screaming in glee at how fast they were going and Tim with his eyes so big that he thought they pop out.
Reaching down for the secret latch to open the car Jason saw him at the last second and swirled a sharp right and Damian went flying into the river.
Jason pulled over and both he and Dick shared looks horror before waiting for Damian to appear slamming his hands down on the hood looking like a creature of the deep sea and curing that would earn him a nice crisp hundred dollar bill when they got home.
"You two... are going to get it when we get home!"
"Ahhhhhhh!" They screamed holding onto each other.
Tim however was reaching out happily towards the monster looking Robin.
A few months later Damian was at home looking out at the window at at the snow storm. His Father and brothers had gone to a play date with other superheros kids and mostly likely wouldn't be home until the morning.
Which left Damian along with Nigma who was nine months and expecting in the next to two weeks. She up upstairs doing whatever the hell she did. Damian had stayed home opting to spend time with his friends so Kona, Irey, Match and Colin where all there. Kona had a recent scare with some Kryiptione posing so she was still recovering and lost his ability to fly or use all her strength.
Irey was fine but a bit bored until she came over so she had been so happy that she took time to hug everyone for at least a minute. After that they ended up playing video games which they had to tag team out one person. Mostly Damian didn't play because he didn't find them interesting. He liked watching.
Match was well recovered and was determined to beat everyone. He was going against Kona and they were trying to get in front of each other on the Xbox one. They continued on before Nigma came into the room looking pale and Damian looked over raisng an eyebrow.
"What?"
"...Where Bruce?"
"He will not be back until tomorrow if the storm keeps up."
"Where's Alfred?"
"With Father."
"Can Dr. Thompkins come over?"
"No."
"Oh... Okay, so can you help me than?"
"With what, Nigma?"
"The baby's coming."
Damian was horrified. "The baby's coming?!"
"Yes!"
Damian's friend went crazy all running around like chicken with their heads cut off. Soon Kona and Irey was huddled together in a coroner pointing and yelling at Damian to do something. Match ran to grab towels, boiled water, and yelled something about seeing it one TV.
Colin joined the girls and Kona had to move forward to help Damian lay Edna down on the couch pillows before they worked together but Kona's nose couldn't handle the strange smells and she back away saying she just couldn't take it.
"Damian, do you have trianign on how to deliver a baby? You should right? Be prepeared for everything, right?"
"... I don't knwo what I'm doing! Match go find a book in the libary or something!" Damian yelle din a panic. "Nigma hold it in!"
"I can't do that! The baby decided when they want to come out!"
"Jut wait until Match get's back!"
"I can't... It's coming!"
Damian's team mates watched Damian single handling deliver the baby before Match returned with the book promptly fainting and Irey rushed oer to read it over before they tied a string on the cord and cut it becofre cleaning it up, washing the stuff away and clearing the airways before wrapping the baby up and handing it to Edna who looked worse for ware but happy all the same.
"It's a girl..." Damian said weakly before slowly backing away. "Congratulations."
AN hour after Bruce walked into the Manor having got everyone home only to see five traumatized teenagers on one side of the room while a sleeping Edna had a baby in hr arms. Rushing over Bruce checked over everything before looking over at his son who was just staring wide eyes and his four friends looking shell shocked.
"Damian?"
"I saw things I never wanted to see in my life..."
"Master Damian, it's a wonderful thing to see a life being born."
"Have you ever seen a head come out from out of there?! It was blood and stuff I don't want to know of!"
The rest of the night was about Bruce trying to calm down Damian and keeping Dick, Jason and Tim from trying to take the baby form a sleeping Edna.
To Jessieklove:I know it's late but please enjoy
To grandshadowseal: Their favorite thing to do is joy ride lol and Harvey is thinking "WHY?!"
To Nightingale1692: I did have some fun and no he didn't kill them but Damian delivered some spanks for throwing him off the mobile and into the river.
To Renx27: It's always a glorious day when little Robins drive Damian insane! Lol, just wiat till their teenagers...
To PrettyKitty-Luvs-U: Wooohooo! Nananan Bat kids!
To fan girl 666: I have come to love Edna/Edward so much. I think it would be awesome for her to help Bruce out with her smarts but I like it when she drives him nuts over things that make no sense. They thought Tim would enjoy the ride XD
To Guest: You were right, Tim was hoping not to die! lol, poor Damian.
To zales: Here to your happiness! 8D
