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announcer
Meet Joey, sixteen years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it I don't want to go home")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Dad said he's thirsty, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Ryou
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
Silly, I'm ob'vusly your conscience

Bakura
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to your little sister's crib
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an sharp DM card

Ryou
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, he's older than Yugi's Grandpa

Bakura
Screw that! Do it anyway, sew this stitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a care if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

Ryou
Mate, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Here's a biscuit (Hey thanks!) A/N: XD

Don't even listen to Bakura, he's bad for you
(You know what Ryou? I don't like your attitude..)

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("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look Tea..")
("Uh…!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

announcer
Meet Yami, five-thousand-sixteen years old. ("Heart of the cards!")
After meeting an annoying girl at a rave party,
he finds a knife and gets creepy in a obfuscated sewer
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Oh shoot!")

Bakura
Now listen to me, while you're listening to her
and looking bleak, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is press your finger against this groupie's temple…

(Yo! This girl's only sixteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)

Yo, look at her mouth.. is it still running? (Uh huh!)
Kill this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she dies out and no one knows how she got there
(But, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?)
No, but I seen the bluey starring Pegasus!
(But, do you want to get hauled off to jail?)
Man forget that, hit that stuff raw and then bail..

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pickup idling, radio playing

announcer
Meet Tristan, a sixteen year old human drill hammer.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his apartment
to find his best friend's sister making out with Duke Devlin
("WHAT ON EARTH!")
("Tristan!")

Ryou
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

Bakura
He-llo, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off!
SCREW lecturing her to death, PULL HER VOCAL CORDS OUT!

Ryou
Wait! What if there's an explanation for all of this?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his lips!)
Alright Bakura, maybe he's right Tristan
But think about the friendship circle before you get all crazy

Bakura
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna nab her?
Grab her by the throat, grab her best friend and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped PEGASUS!

Ryou
Wot 'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'll kill you Bakura!

Bakura
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Ryoukun? Mr. I'm too cute so no way?

Mr. R.B. comin' straight outta school y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

Ryou
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw forget it…

What am I sayin? Shoot em both Trisy, where's your gun at?