sound of static
announcer
Meet
Joey, sixteen years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are
going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take
this no more, I can't take it I don't want to go home")
But
on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his
conscience comes into play...
("Dad said he's thirsty, I gotta
do this.. gotta do this")
Ryou
Alright,
stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor
store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of
the consequence (But who are you?)
Silly, I'm ob'vusly your
conscience
Bakura
That's nonsense!
Go
in and gaffle the money and run to your little sister's crib
And
borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need
a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs
with an sharp DM card
Ryou
Yeah
but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole
neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it
before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, he's
older than Yugi's Grandpa
Bakura
Screw
that! Do it anyway, sew this stitch!
Can you afford to blow this
shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a care if she dies? Are you
that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have
kids?
Ryou
Mate,
don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not
over this shit (Stop!) Here's a biscuit (Hey thanks!) A/N: XD
Don't
even listen to Bakura, he's bad for you
(You
know what Ryou? I don't like your attitude..)
sound of static
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a
minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look
Tea..")
("Uh…!")
("Yo,
it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well
OK..")
announcer
Meet
Yami, five-thousand-sixteen years old. ("Heart of the
cards!")
After
meeting an annoying girl at a rave party,
he finds a knife and
gets creepy in a obfuscated sewer
Once again, his conscience comes
into play... ("Oh shoot!")
Bakura
Now
listen to me, while you're listening to her
and looking bleak, I
slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is press your
finger against this groupie's temple…
(Yo!
This girl's only sixteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of
her, that's not fair)
Yo,
look at her mouth.. is it still running? (Uh huh!)
Kill this
bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she dies out and no one
knows how she got there
(But, ain't you ever seen that one movie
Kids?)
No, but I seen the bluey starring Pegasus!
(But,
do you want to get hauled off to jail?)
Man forget that, hit that
stuff raw and then bail..
sound
of static
pickup idling, radio playing
announcer
Meet
Tristan, a sixteen year old human drill hammer.
After
coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his
apartment
to find his best friend's sister making out with Duke
Devlin
("WHAT ON EARTH!")
("Tristan!")
Ryou
Alright
calm down, relax, start breathin..
Bakura
He-llo,
you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with
some dude tryin to get off!
SCREW
lecturing her to death, PULL HER VOCAL CORDS OUT!
Ryou
Wait!
What if there's an explanation for all of this?
(What?
She tripped? Fell? Landed on his lips!)
Alright Bakura, maybe
he's right Tristan
But think about the friendship circle before
you get all crazy
Bakura
Okay!
Thought about it, still wanna nab her?
Grab her by the throat,
grab her best friend and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart,
don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped
PEGASUS!
Ryou
Wot
'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'll kill
you Bakura!
Bakura
Uhhh-aahh!
Temper temper!
Ryoukun? Mr. I'm too cute so no way?
Mr.
R.B. comin' straight outta school y'all better make way?
How in
the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Ryou
Cause
he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done
that.. aw forget it…
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Trisy, where's your gun at?
