Chapter 54: The Biggest Event of the Year…Seriously


*Author's Note: And of course, who can forget the grandest stage of them all – WRESTLEMANIA! Since the previous chapters covered the promotional events leading up to this big epic event, why should I leave out a chapter on Wrestlemania itself? In this chapter, Katona faces Michelle McCool and Melina in a Triple Threat Tables match, while the Shaman of Sexy (squeals) JoMo battles Y2J (also known as Chris Jericho) for the coveted World Heavyweight Championship.*

I know the actual Wrestlemania 27 doesn't cover any of these two awesome matches in my version of the event, but just in my opinion, Katona vs. Melina vs. Michelle McCool is a hell lot better than Mr. Ziggles and Laycool versus JoMo, Trish, and that loser Jersey Shore hoe. Besides, JoMo deserves to be in a main event match like the one in this version of Wrestlemania 27, instead of some stupid 6 person tag team match that should be saved for an episode of RAW. Personally I think Zack Ryder should have be in JoMo's place since his gimmick is a stupid Jersey Shore partier…XD

P.S. Christian for the World Heavyweight Championship! And a special shoutout to the Rated R Superstar, Edge, for his accomplishments and legacy he's left behind in WWE history (even though he'll never actually read this…) And John Morrison for the next WWE Champion!


April 3rd, 2011: Wrestlemania 27

"Welcome to the biggest event of the year, the show of all shows, the grandest stage of them all…WRESTLEMANIA TWENTY SEVEN IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA!" announced Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

"The commentary team for tonight has been revamped to RAW's Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Smackdown's Matt Striker, and a very special guest for tonight…Hall of Famer and the greatest commentator to ever step into the WWE…JIM ROSS!" announced ring announcer Justin Roberts. The entire crowd erupted in cheers for the special guest commentator of the night, good ol' JR, who, if one might ask, is a hell lot better than Michael Cole.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, welcome to the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania 27 in Atlanta, Georgia!" said JR happily, "I'm honored to be back to witness yet another year of the biggest event in all of professional wrestling! Tonight we've got a slew of matches on our card, three of the nine events tonight will be our main highlights! These three matches include the WWE Championship match between reigning champion John Cena and 'The Viper' Randy Orton, the World Heavyweight Championship bout between 'The Shaman of Sexy' John Morrison and this year's Royal Rumble winner Chris Jericho, as well as the epic No Holds Barred match between Triple H and The Undertaker!"

"Other matches on the card tonight include United States Champion CM Punk versus Sheamus and Evan Bourne in a Triple Threat match for the title, Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio versus Kofi Kingston, also for the title, a Triple Threat Tables match between Divas Melina, Michelle McCool, and Women's Champion Katona, The Nexus versus the combined team of Santino Marella, Vladimir Kozlov, the Dudebusters, and The Hart Dynasty in a tag team elimination match, a No Disqualification match between Michael Cole and 'The King', and of course the traditional Money in the Bank ladder match!" added Matt Striker.

"I'm in particular excited about my match against that son of a gun Michael Cole," said Lawler, "I can't wait to beat the crap out of him in that ring. I mean, all that man, oh I can't even call him a human being anymore, has ever done is disrespect everyone but himself and his cronies. He deserves to be humiliated on the grandest stage of all for his rude antics and ridiculous insults towards everyone he doesn't like. Speaking of which, guys, guess what? Cole may have Jack Swagger in his corner, but the referee of that match will be none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

"I can't wait for that matchup either, King," laughed JR, "that asshole deserves to be embarrassed in the ring for so rudely disrespecting all of the Hall of Famers and everyone else too."

"Why don't we discuss the other matches? Say Triple H versus The Undertaker?" suggested Matt Striker.

"Ah, yes! I would consider that the biggest match of the night!" said JR, "Triple H made his long-awaited return two months ago, interrupting The Undertaker's return and challenging him to a match at Wrestlemania. After accepting the challenge, The Game has recently become The Deadman's 19th challenger to his undefeated streak, which extended to 18-0 after retiring Shawn Michaels last year. This year, however, The King of Kings intends to break The Undertaker's streak, hoping to end The Deadman's indomitable record tonight. Unlike Michaels, who put his career on the line, this year's bout will be challenged in a No Holds Barred match."

"I wish all the best to Triple H," acknowledged Lawler, "or will The Undertaker emerge supreme over The Game and extend his record to 19-0? We'll have to wait till the end of show to find out the results! As for now, in case you didn't catch the dark match earlier, the team of Mark Henry and Yoshi Tatsu defeated William Regal and Primo in a tag team match. As for the first match of the night, it will be the Intercontinental Championship match between Rey Mysterio and Kofi Kingston, followed by the tag team elimination match! We'll provide you all with a play-by-play coverage as the matches go along! Wish me luck for my match, by the way!"


Divas Triple Threat Tables Match: Katona versus Michelle McCool versus Melina

The night started off with Rey Mysterio retaining his title against Kofi Kingston, and Team WWE proclaiming victorious over The Nexus after the combined efforts of David Hart Smith and Trent Barreta eliminated Wade Barrett. In addition, Sheamus pinned CM Punk to win the coveted United States Champion. Next up on the card will be the Divas Triple Threat Tables Match between Michelle McCool, Melina, and the WWE Women's Champion Katona. Do note that this match will not be a title bout.

"The following Divas match is set to be a Triple Threat Tables Match!" announced Justin Roberts. This was followed by an eruption of whistles and excited cheers from the normally dead audience, as this was the first Divas Triple Threat Tables match in the history of the WWE. Four tables are set up at each corner of outside the ring, provided for the participants of the match to use. After all, the objective of this match was to put one of their opponents through a table.

The first Diva to make her entrance was the Paparazzi Princess, Melina. As the red carpet rolled down the ramp and photographers rushed down to take pictures of her, the cocky, arrogant Melina posed for a picture before strutting down the ramp, insulting fans by ringside and dismissing them for booing her. Melina's ever inflating ego transformed her back into the crazy, shrieking heel everyone couldn't stand, and the way she pouted her lips and fluffed her hair for another couple shots from the cameras showed how supercilious she was. The pitchy, screechy guitar of her entrance music well-reflected her infamous 'primal scream'.

The crowd took great pleasure in booing and hissing at Melina, and they only got louder when Michelle McCool's music began blasting through the speakers. The second participant of the match, also a greatly disliked heel, turned her nose up snobbishly to the crowd and dismissed them in a similar manner to Melina's. She stepped up on the ring apron and gestured to herself, proclaiming herself the greatest Diva to ever step into the WWE. Unlike Melina, who was loud and fiery, McCool was the more cold, cunning and calculated Diva, preferring to initiate sneak attacks on her opponents and cheating behind the referee's back, as opposed to attacking them straight from the front.

However, there were three traits both Melina and Michelle McCool shared. Aside from their heel status, both thought highly of themselves and disliked anyone who could potentially be a threat to their self-professed flawlessness. The third similar trait between Melina and Michelle McCool was a common enemy—one whom they solely despised out of all the other Divas they'd assaulted backstage.

Gimme a heeeeeellllll yeeeaaahhhhh…

Fireworks blasted from the stage as the third participant of the Triple Threat Tables match made her entrance along with her high-speed music, the crowd's reaction no longer negative as they had been earlier on. In fact, it seemed as though the arena was about to explode with cheers, wolf-whistles, and catcalls when a golden brown-haired beauty of about 5'7'', with twinkling blue green eyes and a body one male would often describe as 'so fucking hot'—toned and muscled but with curves in all the right places. The beautiful Diva flashed her pearly whites as she, unlike her soon-to-be opponents, hi-fived the audience along the way, wowing them as she leapt up from the concrete floor, dived in between the second and top rope, and ended with a judo roll—a speedy, spectacular entrance to suit her nickname, 'The High Flying Angel'.

Katona raised her Women's Championship belt proudly to the cheering crowd as she stood on the top turnbuckle to signal to them. Melina and Michelle McCool both had similar expressions on their faces—McCool was flaring her nostrils while Melina glared daggers at the beautiful Katona. The referee has to restrain Melina from losing her temper and lashing out on one of her opponents; the off-screen hatred towards Katharyn Lincoln didn't stop Melina from seething as she kept her eyes on Katona. Katona glanced between Melina and McCool, knowing she was going to have to deal with two of her biggest enemies in the ring—she was determined not to let either one of them humiliate her on the grandest stage of them all.

As soon as the referee signaled for the bell to ring, Melina, screaming in fury, charged towards Katona with a Lou Thez press and began assaulting her, swiping at her head. She slowly got up and both her and McCool began stomping on Katona's abdomen, aiming to severely incapacitate the Women's Champion first before putting her through a table. Melina pulled Katona up and restrained her from behind, while McCool slapped Katona across the face with a loud whack. McCool raised her hand to whack Katona again, but this time, Katona managed to strike a big boot to McCool's face and then a headbutt to Melina from behind. While McCool was reeling on the ground from the impact of the big boot, Katona flipped Melina over her head in a pin attempt but quickly let go when she realized she could not win the match by pinfall.

Both Katona and Melina got up and Katona hit a few clotheslines onto Melina, followed by a calf kick and then a bicycle kick. Melina, who is leaning groggily against the ropes, is suddenly struck with a clothesline by Katona, which sends her over the ropes and crashing onto the concrete ground. When Katona turns around to take care of her other opponent, however, she is suddenly struck with a taste of her own medicine from McCool, who then climbs on top of her and begins assaulting her from the ground.

McCool drags Katona over to the ropes and begins choking her. At the same time, Melina gets up from the fall and walks over to Katona's head leaning over the ropes, and gives her another slap to the face, screaming insults at her. The crowd boos extremely loudly in response to the double-teaming of McCool and Melina against Katona; it gave the Women's Champion an unfair disadvantage to her opponents. Melina and McCool both set Katona up for a double suplex, but out of nowhere, Katona is able to counter the suplex and hit a double cutter onto both of her opponents, causing the crowd to erupt in cheers. Katona quickly climbs onto the top turnbuckle, waits for both of her opponents to get up from the impact of the DDT, and then leaps off the turnbuckle to hit a missile dropkick onto her opponents. However, Melina is able to step out of the way just in time, therefore McCool is the only one who gets struck by the missile dropkick. As for Melina, Katona takes care of her by hitting a hurricanrana that sends her back outside the ring once again.

Melina slowly gets up outside the ring, but just as she turns around, Katona comes flying towards her with a spectacular suicide dive. Katona tries to pull Melina up, however, Melina rakes her in the eyes and then Irish whips her into the announcer's table. Striker and JR (Lawler is backstage getting ready for his match against Michael Cole) both get up from their seats in shock, as they watch Melina smashing Katona's face onto the table repeatedly. Melina attempts to pull Katona onto the announcer's table so she could pick up the win from there, but luckily, Katona is able to counter Melina in time and then gives Melina a taste of her own medicine by smashing her head onto the table as well. Katona then puts Melina in a headlock, steps up onto the table, and hits a Tornado DDT onto Melina.

Katona stares down at Melina angrily, but doesn't realize that the abandoned McCool had recovered from the powerful missile dropkick and struck a big boot straight into Katona's face. Katona stumbles back and leans against the ropes, but suddenly Melina, who is still outside the ring, pulls Katona by her two feet and trips her. The crowd is furious at the constant double-teaming of Melina and McCool and chants, "YOU SUCK!" and "KATONA'S BETTER!" repeatedly. Melina then grabs Katona and tosses her into the metal ring post. Katona cries out as her shoulder hits the ring post. Melina reaches to toss Katona into the ring post again, but Katona is able to counter her and throw Melina into the ring post instead. She slams Melina's face into the ring post several times before tossing her back into the ring and following after.

Katona manages to avoid a kick from McCool and goes for a kick, but McCool grabs her foot before it can hit her. Katona, however, innovates the counter into a handstand Capoeira kick, one not too different from the one her boyfriend, John Morrison, is famous for performing to his opponents. Katona Irish whips McCool and hits a spectacular spinebuster when McCool rebounds off the ropes. Katona whirls around just in time to catch Melina attempting to attack her from behind and kicks her in the abdomen, then puts her in a side headlock. Katona notices McCool getting up and she jumps up till her legs have put McCool into a headscissors, and executes an amazing double snapmare/headscissors takedown on Melina and McCool at the same time.

Katona quickly makes her way to the top turnbuckle, climbs up, waits till Melina gets up, and dives off to perform a dragonrana onto her opponent. She then takes care of McCool by hitting a capture suplex that also tosses McCool out of the ring and onto the concrete floor of the outside. Now that both of her opponents are knocked out temporarily, Katona rushes to fetch a table from the outside and pushes it into the ring so she can unfold it. Before she can fully set up the table, however, Melina hits a neckbreaker from behind and attempts to put Katona through the table with a suplex, but Katona lands on her feet instead and hits a backbreaker on Melina. She then performs a springboard moonsault onto Melina.

Katona doesn't notice that McCool had managed to sneak back into the ring to try and attack her again. Fortunately, however, Katona turned around just in time to hit her superkick onto McCool, knocking her out instantly. Wasting no time, Katona hoists McCool's body on top of the table and then turns to a fatigued Melina, who has crawled over to the ropes to recuperate. Katona grabs Melina's legs and raises them up in the air, quickly slamming them to the ground along with her body in an inverted body drop. Melina screams in pain, incapacitated from the exhausting match, as Katona pulls her up and then quickly sets her up for a finisher that would uncommonly be performed by a high flying wrestler—a spinning powerbomb.

After hoisting a shrieking Melina up on her shoulders, Katona spins around and slams Melina's entire body onto McCool's, which is still lying on top of the table. The total weight of Melina and Michelle McCool, as well as the impact of the huge powerbomb, causes the table to break, and the bell rings thrice to signal the end of the match and Katona's victory.

"Here is your winner, KATONA!" announced Justin Roberts.

The referee quickly rushes into the ring and raises Katona's hand in victory. The entire arena is applauding and rooting for the High Flying Angel—every single person in attendance is on his or her feet, screaming and whistling for the winner of the hardcore, never-seen-before Divas Triple Threat Tables match. Not once since the departure of the Attitude Era Divas had the women wowed the entire WWE Universe, one of these women, in particular, is perhaps the most entertaining and the most memorable to watch. She is a two-time Women's Champion, two-time Divas Champion, current reigning Women's titleholder, Katona. Hailing from Surrey, England, the British beauty stunned the audience with her daring feats and extreme, high-flying maneuvers. A thunderous applause roared throughout the entire Georgia Dome for the lovely Diva as she stood on the turnbuckle, raising her championship belt in the air, signaling to everyone in attendance with a gleaming smile illuminating her gorgeous features. Once again, Katona had made history in women's wrestling by emerging victorious in the first ever Triple Threat Tables match contested between the Divas.


Pre-Match Segment: John Morrison, Katona, and Chris Jericho Backstage

"You did great out there, baby," said John Morrison to Katona, his beautiful girlfriend who had just defeated Melina and Michelle McCool in a Triple Threat Tables Match moments ago. He and Katona, the latter was still wearing her ring attire despite her bout being half an hour ago, were making their way towards guerilla position, Morrison's arm wrapped around her waist. Katona had tied her hair up in a ponytail, its elegant curls still remaining at the ends. "I was rooting for you the entire time."

"That was quite an exhausting match," admitted Katona humbly, "I didn't think I was going to make it in the first place."

"But you did, baby," said Morrison, kissing Katona's cheek sweetly, "and I'm so proud of you for making it through that match. You made history, baby."

"I didn't do very much," protested Katona, "most of the time, Melina and McCool were double-teaming on me. It was really tough trying to get past them. I think I only got lucky that I was able to win the match."

"Katona, it wasn't luck," insisted Morrison, pulling them over to a corner behind a stack of trunks, "you did what you did and you smashed them through a table. I don't remember the last time I saw a Diva pull off such a perfectly executed powerbomb. You can do anything, baby. I knew you could win."

"Oh stop being so nice," giggled Katona, as Morrison gently pushed her against the wall and captured her lips in a gentle kiss.

"Oy, lovebirds, we're up soon," drawled Chris Jericho, who had so inconveniently interrupted their lovey dovey moment. Morrison broke the kiss and glared angrily at his opponent, "Don't celebrate just yet, Morrison, because you know I'm going to be the one taking that belt away from you. And Katona," Jericho turned to Katona and smirked at her, "I'll be waiting for our kiss after the match…"

"Why don't you kiss your own ass, Jericho," snapped Katona, "it's the only thing that'll actually like it."

Morrison smirked at hearing Katona's insult towards Jericho. Jericho frowned and replied, "You're a little spitfire, Katona. You just turn me on no matter how much you detest me. Once your boyfriend loses the belt, I'll plant a kiss on those pink, oh so pouty lips of yours, and I'll leave you alone, unless pretty boy here wants his title back."

"You're not going to get that title even if you tried, Jericho," sneered Morrison, "and even if you somehow beat me, you're not getting anywhere near Katona. Just because you win the title, doesn't mean you win the girl."

"Really?" asked Jericho, pretending to be surprised, "that wasn't the case when you battled Swagger last year at Night of Champions."

"That was because I fell in love with John and Swagger put my contract on the line in that case," argued Katona.

"You know what, Katona?" said Jericho, "I've always wondered why pretty girls like you always fall for wannabe celebrity idiots like him." Before either Morrison or Katona could respond, Jericho strutted away, smirking arrogantly to himself.

Katona looked as though she wanted to pounce on Jericho and beat the holy hell out of him, but Morrison restrained her before she could get the chance.

"Don't let him bother you, baby," advised Morrison, grabbing her by the waist and pulling her back to his chest, "he won't be so confident anymore when I beat him tonight." Morrison poked his head over Katona's neck and kissed her cheek again.

"Beat him or I'll beat him up myself," muttered Katona, "I honestly can't stand his guts."

"Will you still be at ringside during my match, love?" asked Morrison, taking her hands in his and interlacing his fingers with hers. He gazed into her eyes with love, and all the anger bubbling in Katona's head instantly faded away.

"Of course," replied Katona, leaning in and giving Morrison a quick peck on the lips. Before Katona could pull away, however, Morrison suddenly wrapped his arms around the British beauty's waist and pulled her in for a fiery kiss.

"John…we have...to go…soon…" said Katona in between kisses. She heard the theme music for Wrestlemania go off from a distance and knew it was nearly time for them to make their entrance.

"Miss it…tell Vince to put me on the card later…" replied John.

"You need…to defend your…title…or Jericho…will win…by forfeit…"

"Oh crap!" exclaimed Morrison, suddenly breaking the kiss, realizing he could lose his title by not even physically defending it at all. He quickly rushed towards guerilla position, pulling Katona with him, and disappeared as the cameras cut off.


World Heavyweight Championship Match: John Morrison (c) versus Chris Jericho

In a recap of the events that have taken place so far, Rey Mysterio retained his Intercontinental title against Kofi Kingston, Team WWE defeated the Nexus in a tag team elimination match, Sheamus defeated CM Punk and Evan Bourne in a Triple Threat Match for the United States Championship, Katona defeated Michelle McCool and Melina in a Triple Threat Tables Match, Christian became this year's Mr. Money in the Bank, and Jerry 'The King' Lawler defeated Michael Cole with guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin delivering a Stunner to Cole and his associates after the match. Up next will be the World Heavyweight Championship match between current champion John Morrison and Chris Jericho.

Early this year, Chris Jericho won the Royal Rumble by last eliminating Edge, earning him a guaranteed championship match at Wrestlemania. The next week, Jericho announced his intention to pursue John Morrison's World Heavyweight Championship to the lovely Katona, who also happens to be Morrison's girlfriend. He later informed Morrison of this prior to their match later that night, in addition to flirting with Katona. Since then, Jericho has constantly been making suggestive advances towards the British beauty, and it is unknown if this is a way to get on Morrison's nerves or if he is actually interested in her. Week by week, Jericho had been pushing the couple's buttons by not only hitting on Katona, but also by constantly reminding Morrison how he doesn't deserve to hold a World title more than The Best in the World at What He Does. By now, both Morrison and Katona are fed up with Jericho's smarmy remarks, and the World Heavyweight Champion will settle his issues with Jericho here tonight at Wrestlemania. Morrison is determined not to allow Jericho to get the better of him and take away his coveted World title. Will Morrison successfully defend his title against this year's Royal Rumble winner, or will Jericho capture his fourth World Heavyweight Championship and quote 'swoop Katona into his arms and plant a kiss on her lips'?

"The following match is for the World Heavyweight Championship!" announced Justin Roberts, "ladies and gentlemen, introducing the challenger and the winner of the 2011 Royal Rumble…"

Before Justin Roberts could announce the challenger, the screech of 'Break the Walls Down!" blasted through the speakers, and a series of computer codes flashed on the Titantron. The entire arena erupted in loud boos that droned out the occasional cheers, as 'The First Undisputed Champion', Chris Jericho makes his way down the ramp, looking around at disgust at the parasites booing and insulting him with their immature slogan signs and put-downs. He steps into the ring and poses broadly, silently tutting in disappointment at the negative reaction towards him.

In his own words, Jericho is an accomplished champion and a respected legend, and he doesn't believe an amateur noob like John Morrison deserved a spot in the Grandest Stage of Them All in the first place. Tonight, he is going to prove to the world of parasites that he is the best in the world at what he does, and that is humiliating the World Heavyweight Champion and stripping him of his title.

The boos died down, and suddenly the audience was alive again, as the familiar blaring sound of guitars blasted throughout the arena and no longer did the Titantron display a series of computer codes. Various shots of a extremely hunky brown-haired, sunglasses-wearing rockstar faded in and out of the screen, and the words 'John Morrison' popped up and scrolled across the many display screens on the stage. The same handsome guy, more commonly known as The Shaman of Sexy, makes his appearance on the stage, dressed in his signature sparkly fur coat and accompanied by a beautiful Diva. He poses for the crowd and holds up his gold, gleaming title belt, the gorgeous beauty next to him smiling and acknowledging him happily.

"And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, accompanied by Katona, weighing in at 220 lbs, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, John Morrison!"

Throughout the entire time he struts down the ramp, Morrison is looking in the direction of the ring. He takes off his sunglasses and everyone can see he is glaring daggers at Jericho. Katona gently takes the sunglasses from Morrison and passes it to a random young fan at ringside. She turns around and sees Jericho eyeing her lustfully. Ignoring him, she stands by her man and accompanies him to the ring, lifting up the top rope so he climb in between the ropes. Morrison still hasn't taken his glare off the man who has pissed him off for the past two months not only by constantly bragging about himself and insulting him disrespectfully, but also to the extent of hitting on the love of his life. He was more than determined to beat the holy hell out of Jericho in that very ring for everything he'd done to him and Katona since the Royal Rumble more than two months ago.

Jericho mouths, "Hey baby" to Katona, who gives him the same spiteful glare of Morrison's. By now, the lovely Diva deeply detested this man, for he wouldn't leave her alone despite her having nothing to do with the World Heavyweight Championship whatsoever. Katona knew Jericho was only flirting with her because he wanted to get on his rival's nerves. She knew he had no sincere feelings for her whatsoever. She absolutely abhorred the fact that she was, once again, being used as a toy in between two wrestlers feuding over the World Heavyweight Title. She was fed up getting stuck in between a feud over a championship belt. Katona shot whatever insult she could at Jericho as he approached her with his lips pursing.

Morrison noticed Jericho making sexual advances towards his girl once again, and steps in between his opponent and his girl, his brown eyes flaring in anger while he protected Katona at the same time. The referee has to step in between the two to prevent a pre-match brawl between the two bitter rivals. Morrison backs away and wraps his arm around Katona protectively, who places a hand on his chest gently. Morrison exits the ring and seats Katona by the announcer's table (but not before informing the referee of his actions first), handing her his fur coat and giving her a quick but sweet kiss before re-entering the ring. Morrison hands the referee his belt and in turn, the referee raises the World Heavyweight Championship belt in the air, signaling that the title is on the line.

As soon as the bell rang, Morrison and Jericho waste not a single minute and lock up in a grapple, both opponents pushing with all of their strength, trying to get the better of each other. They eventually moved over to the corner where Morrison had managed to push Jericho into it, his arms still locked with Jericho's. The referee orders Morrison to release the grapple, but Morrison refuses, so the referee begins counting. Reluctantly Morrison releases Jericho and steps away, but then Jericho shoves Morrison, igniting his temper once again, and Morrison is just about to beat the holy hell out of Jericho when Jericho slips out of the ring and taunts him.

The referee begins counting slowly to ten to try and get Jericho back in the ring, but Jericho ignores the countout warning. He smarmily struts over to where Katona is sitting and stops in front of her, leaning back against the ring so he can take a good look of her delectable body. "Hey sexy, after I win this match, you and I are going to head back up to my hotel room and end the night with a…"

Suddenly, Jericho is struck from behind by a baseball slide from Morrison, who was still in the ring and immediately snapped when he saw Jericho trying to flirt with his love once again. Morrison slides out of the ring and rushes over to Katona to see if she's all right, caressing her cheek worriedly. Katona nods and prompts her boyfriend to get back in the ring before Jericho surprise attacks him from behind.

Morrison picks up Jericho and pushes him back into the ring, wasting no time in stomping repeatedly on Jericho's abdomen. He rebounds off the ropes and hits Jericho in the face with a dropkick. Jericho quickly gets up and Morrison Irish whips him, waits for his opponent to rebound and then hits an arm drag onto Jericho, then transitioning it into an armlock. Jericho groans in pain at the armlock and struggles to get up. He eventually makes it back to standing position and swipes at Morrison, punching him repeatedly and eventually managing to get Morrison off of him. Morrison reverses an Irish whip attempt by Jericho and goes to attack him, but Jericho slaps Morrison across his face, unintentionally hitting his eye, and Morrison stumbles back, nursing the spot where Jericho had hit him in the eye. Jericho knees Morrison in the abdomen with all the power he could muster and Morrison falls onto the canvas, crying out in pain.

"C'mon Morrison!" taunts Jericho arrogantly, stepping on Morrison's forehead, "be a man!"

Jericho stalks his opponent, striking him again in the abdomen. He picks up Morrison by his hair, pulls him over to the opposite turnbuckle, and smashes his opponent's head on the top turnbuckle cover. Jericho then Irish whips Morrison into the opposing turnbuckle and attempts to hit a running clothesline, but Morrison is able to deliver a kick to Jericho just in time. Morrison then hits a running clothesline onto Jericho, sending his opponent over the top rope and crashing onto the concrete floor of outside the ring once again. Just as Jericho gets up, Morrison springboards off the ropes and hits a corkscrew plancha onto him.

Morrison tosses Jericho back into the ring and attempts another springboard maneuver, which Jericho successfully dodges by ducking out the way. Jericho then tries to send Morrison over the top rope again by hitting a leg-feed enzuguri, but luckily, Morrison is able to save himself from hitting the concrete floor outside by clutching onto the ropes. Unfortunately, while Morrison is recuperating, Jericho hits a springboard dropkick and Morrison falls back outside the ring once again.

Ignoring the universally booing crowd around him, Jericho smiles cockily and then turns to Katona, who is watching Morrison concernedly and cheering him on. "C'mon, John!" cries Katona worriedly. She was on the verge of jumping out of her seat. Jericho grins at Katona, who has to restrain herself from flipping the bird at him (hence the unfortunate PG-rating of WWE), and blows a kiss at her. Katona knew if she tried interfering in any way, she could cost Morrison the win and his title, so she was forced to stay in her seat and watch Jericho bullying and taunting her boyfriend.

A fatigued Morrison rolls back into the ring and Jericho continues to follow him, then he puts Morrison into a chokehold. The entire arena cheers on for Morrison—even Katona has jumped out of her seat and rushed to ringside, slamming her hands repeatedly on the mat while the audience behind her claps along with her to root for the World Heavyweight Champion. Gradually, Morrison gets up and strikes Jericho repeatedly in the abdomen, but Jericho knees Morrison. Jericho rebounds off the ropes to try and hit a running shoulder block, but Morrison is able to counter this and finally hit a maneuver of his own – an STO followed by a neckbreaker. Morrison goes for a pin but Jericho kicks out at two and a half. Jericho gets up, hits an enzuguri on Morrison and goes for an unsuccessful pin when Morrison kicks out at two.

Jericho drags Morrison over to the ropes and begins to choke him, taking full advantage of the five seconds he has before he could potentially get disqualified. Jericho lets go at the three count and then goes for another shot at choking Morrison using the ropes. Once again, Jericho lets go of Morrison and tosses him in the center of the ring. He goes for a suplex, but Morrison is able to land on his feet and push Jericho away from him. Jericho runs towards him and tries to hit another move, but Morrison counters this and sends Jericho slamming onto the mat with a back body drop. Morrison hits his signature breakdancing leg drop onto Jericho's neck and goes for another pin, which ends up being a near-fall.

Morrison tries to pull Jericho up, but Jericho counters with a sitout jawbreaker, stunning Morrison. Jericho Irish whips Morrison into a corner and then hits a one-handed running bulldog onto Morrison. Jericho springboards off the ropes to hit a springboard moonsault, but he lands on his feet instead, as Morrison is successfully able to roll out of the way, springboard off the ropes, and hit a Flying Chuck, a springboard roundhouse kick, that strikes Jericho right on the temple. Morrison quickly rushes for a pin, knowing Jericho could potentially be completely knocked out, silently prays for a successful pin…

…but much to his horror, Jericho gets his shoulder up just before the ref could make the three count!

Morrison cries out in shock, surprised at Jericho's resilience. Katona, who is watching by ringside, gasps as well. She too, like Morrison, was hoping for a successful pin over the cocky Jericho. Morrison climbs out of the ring and onto the apron, aiming for a springboard hurricanrana onto Jericho. Unfortunately, Jericho is able to reverse this into an attempt to execute the Walls of Jericho. Luckily, Morrison is able to flip out of the hold and flip Jericho as well. He staggers over to the turnbuckle corner to recuperate and rolls out of the way just as Jericho is about to charge at him. Jericho's shoulder ends up striking the turnbuckle pole and he collapses just in front of the corner, perfect for Morrison to hit the Starship Pain.

Much to everyone's disappointment, Morrison misses the Starship Pain, staggers onto his feet, and Jericho hits the Codebreaker out of nowhere!

Katona's eyes are wide and bulging, her hand clasped over her mouth as she gasped at the surprise attack Jericho hit on Morrison. She watches Jericho scramble over to Morrison's immobile body and cover him…

One…

"Please, please, please, no, please…" begged Katona silently, desperately praying Morrison would kick out…

…Two…

"John! Wake up!" cries Katona, who is on the verge of tears, "please…no…no…no…"

…THREE!

"Here is your winner, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho!"

Katona, refusing to watch the referee hand the prestigious gold to the newly-crowned four-time World Heavyweight Champion, slides into the ring and rushes over to Morrison's side, frantically apologizing and trying to make sure he was okay.

"No…" the audience sees Katona mouth to herself as she strokes Morrison's face gently, her lovely features filled with disappointment and horror. She couldn't bear to watch Jericho gloat over his championship win. All she wanted to do was to stay by her man's side, holding his hand in hers and kissing the back of it frequently as she tried to ignore the shocking sight before her.

After boastfully showing off his new championship to the crowd, Jericho turns around and smirks when he sees the British beauty fawning over her fallen boyfriend. He loved how she was bent over, giving him a brilliant view of her cleavage. Jericho strutted over, shaking his head in disappointment at the failed champion he'd just defeated. He turns to Katona and purses his lips towards her, reminding Katona of the kiss she owed him.

"Come here, baby," drawls Jericho, "come here and be with your new champion."

Katona protests furiously and holds Morrison close to her, shaking her head frantically, as Jericho continues to approach her with his lips still pursing towards her. Although Jericho claimed he'd leave her alone as soon as she kissed him, Katona refused to plant her lips on the man who took the title away from her boyfriend. She knew perfectly well he wasn't going to leave her alone even if she gave him what he wanted.

Suddenly, Jericho sneaks up behind Katona, grabs her by the waist, and pulls her back to his chest. Katona kicks and screams, terrified, as Jericho's grip is still tight around her small waist. "Don't struggle, baby," purrs Jericho into her ear, "just one kiss and everything will be over."

Katona snaps back to her senses and elbows Jericho repeatedly in the face. Seizing the opportunity as Jericho is reeling, Katona hits her signature superkick onto Jericho and she quickly pulls Morrison out of the ring, hurriedly escorting him up the ramp and to backstage before Jericho could come after them.