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Jade Mustang posted a new status:Never again, never ever!

Olivier Armstrong: I couldn't agree more.

Bendix Llewellyn: That was torture! I hate it when mama forces me into my tuxedo. I am no penguin!

Olivier Armstrong: You looked handsome, Benny. You looked really great!

Bendix Llewellyn: I still hate wearing tuxedos!


Olivier Armstrong posted something into the group The Awesome Online Diary of Olivier Armstrong: I know that I probably shouldn't say this but sometimes I get so scared when I think about the previous relationship we had with each other for so many years. It was awesome but we lost it somewhere along the way … and I really fear that we could lose it forever and it's not possible for me not to care.
And now I feel like we are standing in the rain but I fear that nothing's ever will change until you hear me out, Bendix. Even though I probably love you way too much for my own good, there are some things I absolutely hate about you!

I hate it when you're vain! I hate the games you play even if they are meant to make it easier to me! I also loath it when you're insecure because I know that you are never shy when you are alone with me – oops, people could misunderstand that but – who cares? I am the only one who can see this post. It annoys me that I know that you love me – so why do you like her? She is really no concurrence for me, right? But with your indecisions you make me cry inside sometimes even though I laugh at myself for still loving you. You made me ridiculous, Bendix, but I really don't know why I still can't leave you alone!

And honestly – your friends, they're jerks! How can you stand being around them? And really, it hurts me when you act like them because I want to be with the one I really know and not some weak mirror image! But the thing I hate the most about you is that you make me love you, you complete jerk!

It's awkward that you could reduce me to such a pathetic being, Ben, and I really wanted my heart to be silent as I wait for you to say something about our current situation. Everything I really want, no, what I need to hear now is that you tell me that you are sorry. When you would really, really mean it – I would believe you. I want to believe you – but sometimes I can't. I know that the things I hate about you are nothing compared to all the great things you do but I should still mention them. I like your hair. It is always so messy and still, it is always soft and silky when I touch it. I love your eyes because they are so green and deep … just like a forest and sometimes I am afraid that I might get lost in them. I have a weakness for your old shirts – especially when you give me one of them when we get wet on our walk in the park. The one time we kissed, I swear you, for a second I was really hypnotised because you are a great kisser. I like it when you take my hand when you notice that I am a little bit nervous because it always calms me down. And the thing I probably like the most about you is that you make me love you, you idiot … why can't you see it?


TheAwesomeOrange91 sent a message to FlamingHorse90!

Hey-hey-ho! It's me, your great, beautiful and generally awesome cousin and I was wondering if you would join me for lunch when I am in Central City next week for the usual celebration of Aunt Chris' birthday. I know that you are studying under Master Hawkeye since I am not stupid and I really don't want that you get in trouble because of me but I was still wondering … it has been too long since we did something together. You are ignoring me since you have your master's daughter … don't think that I am too oblivious to notice your major crush!


FlamingHorse90 sent a message to TheBossOfTheStorm92!

Yo … do you happen to know which drugs your big sister is on at the moment? And if you know – could you get me some too? The stuff has to be awesome when I see what it did to her! I mean, she is getting a little bit out of her usual character but it is still amazing to see her that way!


FlamingHorse90 sent a message to TheAwesomeOrange91!

If I was ignoring you like you claim I did, I wouldn't bother to answer your message. Since I take the time to answer, you can guess that I am hardly ignoring you. Well, since that it clear now, I can explain you some things: I am in New Lanchester at the moment. That means that I am approximately hundred miles away from Central in the East. That means that I am hardly able to meet you for lunch in the capital – and no, that has nothing to do with Riza. But on the other hand, I am just ten miles away from Barley where you live, dearest cousin, so expect me to raid your refrigerator next week Saturday. I have my day off then and can come to visit you.

And don't you dare to complain now, alright? I had to bribe a terrifying redhead. She will do my chores.

See you soon (and make sure that the refrigerator is full) –Roy


Lynn Hamilton posted a new status: Your friends, I tell you, they're jerks and when you act like them, just know it hurts. I know that it's not how you really are … so why are you that way?

Martin The Force: I am sorry, butterfly, I really am. I didn't mean to get drunk with Charles, Roy and Maes, I promise!

Kay Hawkeye: Charles … care to explain?

Charles Mayer: Um … it wasRoy's idea?

Riza Hawkeye: Kay, I suggest that we punish them all.

Rena Hawkeye: I am in.

Lynn Hamilton: Count me in too!

Jade Mustang: It would be boring just to watch … so I am in too!


TheAwesomeOrange91 sent a message to LikeAGoddess90!

The target is successfully removed from the area. He will visit me. I hope that gives you the time you need to do whatever an evil genius like you has to do, Kay.

PS: How in Hell's name did you get to this strange nickname,Hamilton? Are you insane?


IAmNoDesperateHousewife! sent a message to 1stPlaceBeststellerAuthor!

Abigail Mustang, could you please explain me want you intend to express with your nickname? I know that your book was just accepted and that the guy said that it would be a success – but you said that you want to keep it a secret – so why are you telling every person you exchange emails with that you were the one who wrote An Eternal Love?

I am your younger sister and it is probably not my place to tell you something like that but … you are a fool if you think that your children wouldn't get it sooner or later. Neither Phil nor Jade is stupid or dense – they are the exact opposite … and you know it because you raised them! And I can promise you that they will figure it out sooner or later.


LikeAGoddess90 sent a message to TheAwesomeOrange91!

Great job, Miss Mustang, but I never expected you to fail me in this mission. Well, I will make sure that we get every all the evidence we need to prove that he has really a major crush on Riza.

And to answer your question: Did you ever see my alchemy? Well, that would explain it.


LikeAGoddess90 sent a message to 1stHealth'sAngel!

Roy's cousin was able to remove him from the face of New Lanchester for next Saturday, sister. Start now with the mission 'Lure Riza away from NL too', Agent Lynn-Lynn! We can't afford to fail now! We need to get them together! Don't you dare to disappoint me, little sister!


1stHealth'sAngel sent a message to TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89!

Yo, my fellow sufferer in Kay's insanity – she said that her crazy plan seems to be working so far … even if I still find it surprising because she usually fails lyrically. That means that we need to find a way to make Riza leave the town too. And since I am already figuring out a way to break intoRoy's room, you will be the lucky one to take care of Riza. And if you fail me now, I will kill you personally because all our hope depends on the outcome of this mission – and if you disappoint me, I will murder you personally!


GoldenHawkGirl92 sent a message to FlamingHorse90!

Kay is probably up to something and it would be great if I had someone who would join me when I spy on her this Saturday. I checked her cell phone earlier today and she wrote a lot of messages with your cousin, so the chances are high that they are joining forces for something – and I really don't want to know what.


TheBossOfTheStorm92 sent a message to AwesomeOrange91 and LikeAGoddess90!

You asked me to keepRoy's incoming messages under supervision, right? You had a pretty good reason to: Riza is suspecting something and I guess that she might check your messages later on. Here's what you have to do: delete everything you wrote concerning this mission – especially this message.


GoldenHawkGirl92 sent a message to FlamingHorse90, AwesomeOrange91, TheBossOfTheStorm92, LikeAGoddess90, 1stHealth'sAngel, TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89, TheForceOfFearAndCourage91, I'mRichSoWhat1889 and TheSoundlessVoice1

You all should know by now that there is no safe conversation as long as I am still alive. Really, as much as I appreciate the effort, I take care of my love life myself and the next person who dares to mess around there will face death, understood?


FlamingHorse90 sent a reply to GoldenHawkGirl92!

Is the idea of going out with me really that bad? Jade assured me that I am not that ugly and I usually believe her because she is usually really reliable…


Alright ... who can tell me who is who?

Nicknames:

AwesomeOrange91 - Jade Mustang (point for ForTheGloryOfSparta)
FlamingHorse90
TheBossOfTheStorm92
LikeAGoddess90
1stHealth'sAngel
TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89
TheForceOfFearAndCourage91 - Martin Force (point for ForTheGloryOfSparta)
I'mRichSoWhat1889
TheSoundlessVoice1
FutureMrsLlewellyn1 - Olivier Armstrong (point for ForTheGloryOfSparta)
SonOfTheAwesomeness1 - Bendix Llewellyn (point for ForTheGloryOfSparta)
GoldenHawkGirl92
IAmNoDesperateHousewife!
1stPlaceBeststellerAuthor


And I am a little bit depressed at the moment. Chances are high that I will never be able to make sport again.