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Race povv
Dude. She didn't elominate me? I literally threatened her. I have to think of the worst dates yet. And I have to hope that hercules and jokn take her on good dates so maybe I should sabotage there dates so that their good! That's a good idea I'll do that. I'll go find john but since I'm a preticularly good finder it won't be hard.
I turned the halleay corner and saw john with ariel. "Where are you taking me" ariel asked depressedly.
"We're going rock climbing" johm said boredly.
"But I can't do that I'm a mermaid" ariel said mermaidly.
"I know you can't but we're going anyway" john said.
I followd them to the rock climbing place and hid behind a plant. John immediatly started climbing and left ariel but it would be really hard for her because he was taking her without a harness so she would have to drag herself up. I had an idea. I need some polyjuice potion I need to find some. I looked around and I opened a locker and it had the potion in it! I'm a particularly good finder
I took the potion to disguys me as a employee and I went up to ariel and gave her a harness so she could actuelly climb. Maybe she will now have fun at this date.
She does look like she has fun here. But then when john realized she had a harness he took scissors out of his pocket and started cutting it! She fell and I caught her and told her there was a problem with the harness. John came down and asked if ariel was ok as if he didn't cut the harness off. Then he said he would get ariel some food. He left and came back and was about to give her a plate of seafood when I switched it for a plate of french fries.
A kid was about to barf on ariel so I pushed him out of the way so she didn't get barfed on.
They were about to leave andariel looked happy and I was changing back from the polyjuice potion so good timing. Later is her date with hercules so I'll go find him. Since I'm a particularly good finder
He was in the common room getting ready. Then I saw alex and got an idea for him to write ariel a poem so i could have hercules give it to ariel. Girls like poems.
"Hey alex…. can you write me a love poem" I asked verbally.
"Oh yeah sure give me a sec this reminds me of the time I wrote a peom for my mom but that was before she died from a disease that I also had but didn't die for some reason and I had to move in with my cousin because my dad had abanonded us at that point but then my cousin killed himself probably because he didn't like me and I moved in with my brother but then he died along with basicly the rest of my town in a hurricane destructively and all of my writing supplies were destiyed so I couldn't write any more poems even thouvh I couldn't read them because I couldn't read and I still sort of can't well i can but I'm really bad at it but I'm learning and my dad used to make fun of me for nit being able to read before ge abonded us and so did all of the people in my town and they also made fun of me because my parents weren't married when they had me as a bebe but then my dad didn't like me enough that he aboned us and then my mom died when I didn't and my cousin comitted suicide and my brother and all of my friends and neigbors died in the hurricane and so did all of my belongings and then I hitch hiked on a boat where they found me and beat me up and then I had to sneak on another boat from the one I was beat up on and they also found me and took me back to the candy land and I hitch hiked again and they found me too so I guess I'm really bad at hitch hiking along with reading and having family that's not dead so they pushed me off tge boat and I had to swim 11 miles to shore and when I got there I had nothing so I begged for the cash and food and when I had enogh of the cash I bought new writing stuff that I used to write more poems which included love poems and I sold poems to get more the cash unlike the coreybon where I had no the cash because I had no parents or other family members who had jobs because my dad aboneded us when I was very young and my mom died from the disease that we had no the cash to treat and my cousin killed himself suicidally and my brother died too from the hirricane that destroy my entire town and I had to get a job at this trading place for people who had the cash unlike me and it made very little of the cash which is why I had to come to new yourk because that's a place where I can actually make the cash even though I didn't even make that much of the cash because I only wrote poems and begged but I couldn't read the poems to edit them so not many people bought them but I still made more of the cash then I did in the corebody at the trading place so I kept writing poems like the one I'm writing right now. Here's your poem"
"Thanks alex" I thanked thankfully with thanks. As I walked away I read the poem and I jnew ariel would love it. I signed hercules name at the bottom.
You are beautiful like a flower
You have eyes that look shiny from the water in your body not because there beautiful
Your hair is styled in a way that society considers is beautiful
Your face exists in a good way
I am attracted to you in a way that is considered love
It's perfect. Ariel will love it I'll leave it for her with some flowers when she comes for the date. Which she is coming for right now.
I put it at the table nearest to the entrence and she saw it and read it. When she was done she smiled happily.
Hercules came down and they left. He was taking her to his potions class. Oh no that's a horrible date how am I going to unruin it. I know I will give her a potion to make her enjoy it. She decided to stop at starbucks before potions class and crutchey works there so I can convince him to put the potion in her drink. I just need to find it… I looked around and I knew where to find some because im a particularly good finder. "Hey eliza open your mouth thanks" I asked her nicely.
"Uh ok" she said. There was a bottle in her mouth and it was the potion!
"Thanks eliza" I said originally. "Crutchie can you do me a favour and put this in ariels drink" I said pleasely and handed him the bottle.
"Oh yeah sure anything that has to do with ariel" crutchu said crutchily. And poured the potion into the drink.
My work is done I can go to potions class now.
Once potions class was over I was glad to be done with dealing with ariel until my date which I need to think of an idea for. Wait when is my date…. OH NEWSPAPER ITS RIGHT NOW. I got so caught up with everyone elses dates that I forgot about my own. This date is really important it can be the difference between single and married. I need to do a good job.
"Hey race!" Ariel said lovingly.
"Ew…. ariel" I said hatingly.
"I loved that poem you gave me earlier and I also loved how you signed hercules name so you could be modest! That. Was so nice of you" she said lovingly.
"What poem? I didn't write that poem" I said truthfully.
"I know you wrote it because we love eachother and me and hercules don't. But it's ok that you won't admit it" ariel said lovingly. "So where are we going"
"Uhhh…. it's a surprise" I said hatingly.
We wandered around for a few second because I didn't know where to go but then I had an amazing idea. I went upstairs to the room of requirement which I had found before. Since I'm a praticularly good finder
I need to take ariel on the worst date ever I thought needingly. The door opened and I looked inside. Oh my newspaper this is perfect.
"Alright come inside ariel" I said excitedly.
Her jaw dripped from how bad the date was but then she smiled to cover it because I knew she would at least pretend to enjoy it. Thank you room of requirement I thought baddately. I lead her to the couch where we started the worst and most boring date ever. Watching golf.
It was sooooo boring I left the room for most of it and told ariel I would be right back. When I came back to the room I noticed a tatoo gun in the corner. I picked it up and told ariel I was giving her another tatoo but I didn't really know how to use it and when I figured out how to use it I was really bad at it so I had to start over on the tatoo a lot of times on a different part of her skin. Soon every centimeter of her skin was covered in tatoo scribbles. It looked really bad.
Now that watching golf is over it's time to see who ariel is marrying… I'm so scared. I really hope I'm not it. We got in the room and ariel was sitting on her couch in the middle. John and hercules started laughing when they saw her tatoos.
"Was that you" john asked.
"Yeah" I said laughingly.
It took a long time for us to stop laughing enough to be able to start.
"Alright ariel go ahead and reveal who the winner is" ritah skeetah aaid suspensefully.
"Alright… RACE WILL YOU MARRY ME" ariel said excitedly.
"Am I allowwd to say no" I asked hopefully.
"No you signed this contract. It says that the only way to get out of marrying ariel is either dying or if ariel syas she doesn't want to marry you" ritah skeetah said suckingly.
Everyone left accept I stayed behind to see if ariel would just not marry me. "Hey ariel can you do me a flavor" race asked hopefully.
"What is it thunder chunks" areil asked underthesealy.
"Ok actually 2 favors. 1 is never call me that again" I said.
"Ok shmoopie" areil said heterosexuallly.
"Don't call me that either. And the second favor was can you not marry me" I asked pleasely.
"Why would I do that snuggluffagus? We are in love. The only reason I can think of why we wouldn't get married is if you were in love with someone else which I know your not" areil said grossly.
"Well… what if I am" I said spotconlonly.
"I know your not" ariel said laughingly.
"I am though" I said.
"i Don't beleive you. I'll see you tomorrow
for our wedding honey bunches of oats" and ariel left.
Great… now I have to convince areil to let me not marry her by confessing my love for spot but also not having him find out? But I also can't marry ariel? Ughhhh do i confess? Do I not confess? Is there another way out of this? Ahhhh help. I'm sooo gay. And I'm really in love with spot but he's like probably definately straight and he would hate me if he found out how gay I am for him... UGHHHHH what do I do. I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot I love spot and I don't even like ariel because I'm so gay. And I never will? Like even if I was straight (which I'm definately not) I wouldn't even like her because she's a death eater and a stalker and she won't take no for an answer so she won't stop trying to kiss me or anything heterosexually. But what do I do this is so hard.
an: oh no! Will race marry ariel? Find out next time! Also I really like writing the alex poems so I think I will write more
