Stewart Island I

Hello Big brother!

It's Stewart Island here!

I haven't seen you in forrrever! New Zealand said that you and oz are a bad

influnce on my brain. So I'm not aloud to see you intill I'm old enough to

drink! Which is only 10 more years! Yay Ima drink just as much as you and then

say silly things and fall over alot!

How are you?

Britain is very grumpy right now because I didn't clean up my mess so I dumped

the mess in his car! Just like you taught me to do!

I hope you write back soon!

Miss you Brother!

Stewart Kirkland! (Stewart Island)


Dear Brother,

A'm a ill influence oan myself sae a dinnae ken how come she worries sae muckle. Ye'r nae auld enough tae dram? ten years? That's a lang time frae noo ah hawp ye ken. Dinnae dram lik' me 'til ye huv bin swallyin fur years or ye'll git peely-wally.

A've bin a'richt ither than mah mingin' visit frae France. Howfur aboot ye?

Dinnae ca' Englain Britain. He isnae Britain he's pairt o' it! That's a guid wee jimmy! Englain wull loue finding th' fankle th' morns mornin'!

Miss you too,

Scotland (Hamish Kirkland)