Part 54: This Means War.
Jealous!Sherlock was suggested by a Guest, so thank you for that! :D xxx
A/N: There is going to be two updates today as I have so many lovely prompts that I can't wait to write/upload them...but also because a re-run of Sherlock Series 2 is going to be starting tonight at 8pm on BBC2 (it was meant to be on last week but because the Tennis ran over they postoned it till the next week which is today!) The BBC have also tweeted that the episode name for the first ep for Series 3 will be imbedded in the titles of all three episodes so watch out! (They said that the title is in the tiles) :D xxxx
Who is the imbecile drunk at our table? And why may I ask, is he grouping your shoulder. -SH
How should I know! -JW
Well, I left our table to walk up to the bar approximately 45 seconds ago, and now there Is an annoying pre-pubescent drunkard there. Didn't you think to ask him name before you let him touch you? -SH
He's only been her 45 seconds according to you! And he's come here on a dare, his mates said that he was too chicken to go chat up the 'fit bloke on his lonesome' -JW
1 minute and 12 seconds now. I do agree with his friends on the other hand. They may be ridiculously annoying and vocal, but they're eye sight clearly isn't impaired. -SH
Thanks hunny ;) -JW
Will you ever take my opinions as gospel? -SH
Nope...now where's my pint? What are you doing? Chatting up the barmaids? Tut,tut. -JW
No. As a matter of fact there is a considerably amount of people before me to get served. This is really tedious. I have exclaimed that the service would prove faster if they had more staff on. -SH
I bet they took that well didn't they? A toff like you telling em what to do! -JW
Indeed. She told me quite a colourful rejoinder about my inheritance and then proceeded to tell me to 'piss off'. -SH
Ahwwww poor baby! -JW
Seize these degrading pet names John or I will make it a challenge to cause a scene. I know how you despise me being loud and obnoxious. -SH
Alright, alright. Can you try abs hurry up? This bloody bloke has brought his friends over and they're getting a little bit touchey-feely for my liking. -JW
I tried to inform you as much earlier, but quite obviously you decided to ignore me. Although the fact of some audacious stranger touching my property is infuriating. -SH
'Your property'!? Really Sherlock? Alright I didn't think you'd get jealous, but territorial? You betta come save me then ;) -JW
I am trying, John. This facetious woman is completing my order at the slowest possible speed as penance for my earlier comments. -SH
Haha! That teaches you! -JW
Please tell that delirious sloth to remove his filthy hand away from your persons now before I take my frustrations out on him. -SH
I've been batting his hand away for the best part of 5 minutes now, I don't think he's getting it. -JW
Would you like me to come and physically remove the pest? -SH
Nahh, he's fine. Not doing any harm, he's just a very talkative drunk. -JW
Your opinions are exceedingly contradictory John. One minute you are expressing your distaste, the second you are saying it's 'fine'. -SH
Yeah, well. Poor sods mates are taking the piss outta him cos he's the only bleeder that ain't pulled. -JW
Oh, I wonder as to why that is so? I hope you have told him your marital status. -SH
Of course I've told him I'm taken, but he keeps making up that you've left me quite a long time and probably done a runner. I told him you're at the bar and you can't have cos your texting me and now he's crying into my chest on how shit his life is...-JW
The nerve of some people, John. Even when intoxicated you still have some control over your body, he is obviously exaggerating his emotions In order to get closer to you. The incorrigible bastard. -SH
Oh, come off it Sherlock. He can hardly control his speech let alone his actions, poor kid. Not everyone is a genius like you and actually think strategically about things.-JW
Now you are defending him! Keep him at a distance, John. I mean it. -SH
Alright, bloody hell I'm trying! He can barely hold up his head, nearly found it in my lap a minute ago, Christ, lucky I have quick reflexes. -JW
JOHN! Move away from him this instant! -SH
I can't just leave him here! His mates have buggered off Christ knows where and he's hardly in any state to be left alone. Sides, we'll loose our table. -JW
Sod the table John! This adolescent is clearly taking it upon himself to win over your affections, when has as such he will strike! -SH
You make him sound like a sodding snake! He's just a drunk boy Sherlock. I'm calling him a cab now. -JW
I suppose you're paying for this tax,i aren't you? -SH
No, actually! He's got his own money...-JW
John, what is happening now? I cannot see as I'm finally being served and there is a large wooden beam in my line of sight. -SH
Now Sherlock, when I tell you this try and stay calm aright. Wait for the drinks and don't come storming over, okay? -JW
Tell me. NOW. -SH
He tried to kiss me, BUT I pushed him away before he got close enough okay? So it didn't really happen, just don't do anything rash, alright? -JW
I TOLD YOU! I explicitly told you this would happen, John! But would you listen, NO. I'm going to kill him. No, I'm going to torture him first THEN kill him. He has infuriated me now. I'm coming over. DO NOT MOVE, and keep that inbreeded pleb there. -SH
Sherlock, there's no need to be like that. Alright I'm mad at him for trying that with me but fact is it didn't happen. Just wait till you get the drinks, Christ knows I'm gunna need em now. -JW
Are you insinuating you need alcohol to tolerate me? -SH
No! Don't be stupid Sherlock! I'm saying I'm gunna need alcohol to deal with the fight that's about to break out with you and Sean. -JW
Oh. It's 'Sean' now is it! I hope you and Sean are very happy together. -
Sherlock, stop this right now. This isn't my fault, I didn't lead him on at all! Can we just forget this and have a quiet drink like we planned? Please? -JW
I am aware, John, but this secreable impertinent deserves to know how odious I find his actions, and if I have to use force I will! -SH
And how exactly is you having a punch up 'quiet'? -JW
Sherlock! Turn around, don't you dare cone over here, you look practically fuming! I can see the smoke coming out of your ears. -JW
Don't be obtuse. He is in aid of a good talking to. -SH
Yeah, talking, no shouting, punching or kicking, alright? -JW
I am not making promises that I know full well I cannot keep, that would be foolish of me as well as a waste of breath. -SH
Well you can turn right around now then, can't ya. Wait by the bar and I'll meet you. -JW
No. -SH
SHERLOCK! -JW
Greg, if you get a call about a bar disturbance down in V's its Sherlock. Could you possibly come down by yourself, don't worry it's just Sherlock. Not a gang. Try not to bring Anderson or Donavan if you can help it, doubt Sherlock would want em witnessing this. -JW
Alright mate, calls just come in. What the bloody hell has he done now!? -GL
Some drunkard tried to kiss me and he's taking matters into his own hands...well fists to be precise. Two guys have tried to pull him off and he's pushed em both back and they ain't exactly happy now either. Sorry bout this mate. -JW
Shit. Protective one is he? Cor, betta make sure I don't pat you on the back again, last time he gave me the filthiest look known to man! -GL
You might wanna get here quick, this blokes friends are back and their pissed and not in the drunk way...-JW
Nearly there, brought a uniform copper with me as well encase things get out of hand, I know you could probably talk him down but you know. -GL
S'alright. It's over now. I grabbed Sherlock and dragged him outside, he's calming down. I'm gunna give him a bollocking, text ya later mate. Thanks. -JW
Film it for me yeah? -GL
In ya dreams! -JW
Worth a try! -GL
