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"Your society is fucking unjust!" I explained progressively, radically endeavoring to break through the false consciousness of the proletarian spiders. "A privileged elite makes all your decisions for you! If you ever want to be free, you must put in place a vanguard party to make all your decisions for you!"
"In that case, I'll be the leader of the vanguard party," said Aragog.
"NOOOOO, THEY'VE TURNED COMMUNIST!" yelled Hagrid reactionarily while grabbing his monarchist hair. "THIS SPIDER COLONY IS RUINED FOREVER NOW!"
"They're not communist yet, you close-minded liberal!" I yelled back at him in a working man's voice of the fucking proletarian working-class workers.
"You mean this is goin' to get even worse?!" gasped Hagrid neo-fascistly.
I turned to point at Aragog progressively. "You can't be the leader of the fucking vanguard party!" I told him communistically. "You're too fucking privileged! The leader of the vanguard party needs to be someone who rebelliously understands the struggle of the workers!"
"These are my children," said Aragog in a lying voice. "I understand them better than anyone."
"It doesn't fucking work that way, you fucking privileged elite!" I yelled gloriously in a glorious voice. "Change cannot come above! It must come through FUCKINIG REVOLUTION!"
Then I started to awesomely sing "The Internationale" in a working man's voice. Gradually, the proletarian spiders joined in and then my comrades started to fucking sing to! Soon, everyone but Aragog and FUCKING HAGRID was singing the true working-class words of fucking socialism!
"Comrades, come rally, and the last fight let us face," we all sang epically. "The Internationale unites the spider race!"
