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Chapter Forty-Four: Fuck Yeah
"Aah…" the soft moan echoed in the spacious room. Fingers snaked down to undo pants buttons.
The doorbell echoed through the house, making the couple freeze.
"I swear to fucking god I'll castrate them." Kisame snarled, ripping himself away from the half dressed Itachi.
"Maybe if we weren't constantly having sex they'd just be interrupting us watching TV." Itachi reasoned, buttoning his pants and grabbing his shirt.
"Whatever. Punks." The blue man growled, jerking their bedroom door open.
Naruto jumped when a pissed off Kisame yanked the door open and snarled at him. "What the fuck do you want?"
The blonde caught sight of an amused Itachi behind him and figured he'd walked in on something, like always.
"I need to stay the night." Naruto informed.
Kisame blinked. "No." And slammed the door in his face.
Naruto gaped at the door like a fish. Thankfully it was opened a moment later by Itachi, who was full out smirking now.
"Of course you can stay the night, Sunshine." Itachi moved aside to let the blonde in. "Sasuke's not with you?"
The younger man swallowed and looked around their living room in unease. "No, we kinda had a fight. That's why I came over, and I wanted to talk to you about it a little…"
"Oh? Have you eaten lunch?" Itachi asked, closing the door and shooting a Look at his lover.
"Sorta."
"We were about to order pizza, weren't we, Kisame?"
"Yeah, whatever." The shark grumbled, leading the way to the kitchen.
They were all settled at the kitchen table after Kisame called in the order.
"So what happened?"
Naruto fidgeted with the red tablecloth in front of him. "We looked up the requirements for being sperm donors and it turns out that neither of us is even qualified to apply. Basically, I want to tell your dad and he doesn't. I left so he'd think it over without pouting at me, and hopefully so he wouldn't be as angry with me if I wasn't there." Naruto sighed. "I just don't want him upset with me, you know. I can't stand it when that happens."
Itachi nodded. "He's just trying to protect you." Blue eyes looked up at him in surprise. "I think that's the only reason Sasuke managed to live as my younger sibling in that house for so long. He kept everything he could from them that was even the slightest negative. Our father…attacks everything." The dark brown and blood red eyes met Naruto's. "Sasuke just wants to protect you from him."
"Hm…" The blonde hummed, staring at the tablecloth pensively.
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"My father ruins fucking everything for me! Anything good—he ruins it!" Sasuke ran a hand through his hair and gave a shuddering sigh.
"Well, honey, that sounds like how Naruto feels about lying."
The raven flopped down on the couch. "I know. But my father already has enough ammunition with the fact that we're gay and dishonoring the clan and shit." Sydney hummed knowingly on the other side of the phone. "I'm so tired of putting up with his pompous, condescending bullshit. And I don't want Naruto to have to put up with it. Hell, I've even thought about us adopting Fuuko to save her from our asshole father."
"Well…if you're getting married, dear, Naruto is going to have to put up with your father. He knew that when he proposed to you."
"Yeah, but he doesn't realize how much of a prick he is!" Sasuke practically screamed at his ceiling.
"You can't stay away from your dad forever, Sasuke. Don't be intimidated by him, that's admitting that he bugs you enough to warrant your hiding." Sydney said slowly, sounding distracted.
"Hn."
"This is where together you can overcome the evils of in-laws!" The man sighed dramatically.
The raven frowned. "…Lifetime or Oxygen?"
"Lifetime."
"Sydney!" Sasuke barked.
"Hey, don't yell at me, boy!"
"I'm trying to talk to you!" How dare he watch movies while Sasuke spilled his crisis on him!
"I know. But the answer seems pretty obvious to me. Tell your dad to fuck off."
Sasuke blinked in surprise. Sydney rarely swore.
"And you're still inviting me to the wedding, right?"
"Of course."
"Then while I'm there, I'll also tell him to fuck off. And maybe pretend to hit on him."
The raven rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "Sydney. Don't give my father a heart attack on my wedding day."
"Well, I guess, since you asked so nicely." Sasuke could practically hear the man's eyes rolling. "Hey, can I be one of your bridesmaids?"
Sasuke's left eye twitched several times. "Good bye, Sydney."
"Hey!—"
Sasuke tossed the phone down on the cushion beside him and leaned back with a sigh. He wondered if he told Naruto he wasn't angry, if the moron would come back….no, stupid dobe was too stubborn for that.
Oh, well, he didn't need sleep too badly that night…he could catch up on researching for the wedding… He should be ready to start reserving and buying things next week…
Yeah…
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Naruto trudged down the stairs of Itachi's home when he heard movement in the kitchen. He hadn't slept a wink last night; he'd taken a warm bath at two in the morning hoping it'd soothe him and he wouldn't fall asleep and drown, but no such luck. He refilled the tub twice before he got out to save his achingly pruned skin.
Itachi jumped when Naruto slid onto a kitchen chair and ruffled his hair. He hadn't heard him get up at all…wait…
"Did you sleep last night?"
Bloodshot blue eyes glanced at the stern man in the apron wielding a spatula threateningly. He yawned.
"Nope."
"Naruto." Itachi frowned.
The blonde sighed. "I can't sleep without the bastard."
"You two are the faggiest pillowbiters ever." Naruto turned to glare at the half-naked shark man leaning and smirking against the doorframe. "Sure you're not dykes?"
"Hn." Naruto grunted and turned back around, ignoring the man.
Itachi smirked. "You should meet my cousin Sai, Kisame, you two would really hit it off."
Naruto snickered. "Hear that, fish face? He wants to con you off on his cousin."
"Shut up, shrimp." Kisame retorted half-heartedly. He wrapped an arm around Itachi's hips and pulled the man close. "Why'd you get up so early?"
Naruto groaned as the shark man nuzzled Itachi's neck. "Dude, gross! Keep it in the bedroom!"
The blonde tensed, knowing he'd fucked up when the pale eyes gleamed in amusement and the man licked Itachi's neck lightly. "You wanna know what I do to him against that table every Sunday morning?"
Itachi sighed as Naruto immediately jumped two feet away from the table. "Boys, stop it. Kisame, get drinks, it's almost ready."
Naruto twitched. Itachi hadn't denied it. He stared at the plate Itachi made him and glanced back at the table. It was Sunday morning… "I think I'll eat in the living room."
"Good, don't come back in; I can guarantee we'll be indecent." Kisame leered as he handed Naruto his juice.
Itachi pinched the bridge of his nose. Really, he wondered what the advantage was with having an older lover—he acted just the same as his immature, hormone-driven little brothers.
It must be because Kisame was the only one who could fuck the bitchiness out of him…
Kisame's words, not his.
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Sasuke pulled on the hem of his shirt to straighten it before he rang the doorbell. A loud swear echoed through the house and five seconds later the door was ripped open and a very disheveled, very pissed off Kisame glared down at him with an intensity that rivaled the Uchiha Glare. He was learning.
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, KID, I WAS TWO SECONDS FROM MAKING HIM SCEAM MY NAME AND YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHITHEAD HAD TO COME RING THE FUCKING DOORBELL—DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE ME TO GET BACK TO THAT POINT?!!" All in one breath.
Sasuke stared at the various veins popping on Kisame's neck, wisely choosing to ignore everything the man said.
"Oi, is Naruto still here?" Sasuke's eyes snapped back up to the slightly blue face. Well, more blue than normal, probably due to lack of oxygen from all the screaming. Heh, if he flushed with anger, would he turn purple?
Kisame glared harder. "Did you miss the bright orange motorcycle parked beside your car?"
Sasuke looked at said vehicle. He smirked. "Well, would you look at that?" He snickered at the seething blue man. "Let me in already."
"Fucking brat." Kisame sneered and walked away, leaving Sasuke to let himself in.
The raven slipped his shoes off and closed the door behind him. He hesitated before following Kisame to the kitchen, a bit wary about what state of dress—or worse, arousal—his brother was in.
Thankfully, Itachi was dressed again and only mildly flustered and out of breath.
"He's up in the guest bedroom." Itachi informed, straightening his shirt out again. Kisame plopped down onto a chair and sulked.
"Thanks. Have you guys looked into the sperm donating thing?" Sasuke leaned against the island between the kitchen and table.
"Yes. We have an appointment for next Thursday."
"I guess Naruto told you what happened?"
"Yeah, why can't you two donate?" Kisame leaned forward, his scowl forgone for curiousity.
"His family history is too hard to get." Sasuke trailed off, hoping the stupid shark wouldn't ask.
"And you?"
Kisame grinned when black eyes narrowed in hatred at him. "I'm too short."
Itachi sighed yet again when Kisame burst into laughing. Really, wasn't the extra like TWENTY YEARS supposed to make a difference on maturity level??
"Ah, man, that's rich." Kisame wiped his eyes and grinned.
"So what did you decide?" Itachi asked coolly.
The younger Uchiha stared down at the marble design on the island. "Well, he's known my father for four years and he still proposed to me...I figure whatever Father does we both asked for it with trying to get married. I'm just hoping that Father won't be too embittered to let Fuuko and Mom come."
"Mom will find a way to get her and Fuu to your wedding." Itachi smiled encouragingly.
"And if nothing else fails, I wouldn't be too adverse to knocking some sense into the old man--leaving him unconscious for several hours." Kisame cackled.
"It's Father versus Everyone Else, Sasuke, you two will be fine. Now go get Naruto and catch some sleep, the both of you. He's in the guest bedroom." Itachi shooed Sasuke off and locked the kitchen door behind his little brother. Kisame was on him in a second.
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Naruto looked up at the soft knocking on the guest door.
"Yeah?" He buried his head back in his pillow, figuring it was just Itachi coming to get his plate from when he'd fled upstairs to escape the noises coming from the kitchen for the past half hour.
"Hey." Naruto's dried out eyes widened and he leaned on his elbows to stare at his slightly ruffled lover in the doorway. Sasuke closed the door behind him and they both flinched when a loud moan drifted past all the walls and floor.
"They've been like this since breakfast was finished cooking." Naruto informed.
Black eyes stared at the floor uneasily and the raven shifted his weight. Naruto smiled a tiny bit in triumph. Sasuke was uneasy to admit defeat.
"We'll tell him next weekend." Sasuke growled at the floor. He looked up slowly at Naruto's soft smile. "I figure if he finds out later that we lied he'll probably disown me. I'm actually kinda shocked he hasn't yet…" Sasuke knew he was rambling, but what the fuck was he supposed to do when the dobe looked all dazed like that? "We need to make sure Fuuko isn't there, so—"
"Sasuke." Said man glanced up at the blonde.
"Hn?"
"Shut up and come here."
The raven bristled but did so. His hands flew out to catch himself when Naruto pulled him down onto the bed. Sasuke glared up at the grinning man as he was gently pushed to lie down.
"Dobe, what the fuck are you doing?" Sasuke growled.
The grin grew even bigger. "Keeping my promise."
"What?" Black eyes widened as the dobe's body moved to cage his against the bed, his hands and knees straddling Sasuke's head and hips.
"It's 'later' now, isn't it?" Naruto asked innocently, nuzzling the back of the Uchiha's neck.
Oh.
Sasuke groaned and squirmed. "Usuratonkachi, I didn't sleep at all last night."
"Me either." Warm fingers ducked under Sasuke's shirt.
"So stop!" Sasuke wiggled away slightly and glared harder.
Naruto pouted. "Nap first?"
The raven grunted in annoyance and rolled to the other side of the bed. "Nap, mild foreplay, then go home." Sasuke informed.
Naruto sighed in surrender.
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"Sydney—ah!—wants to be—fuck—a bridesmaid!" The Uchiha gasped and flinched upwards as Naruto's mouth bit his neck firmly. His knees gave out and he leaned against the apartment door, too distracted to actually open it now that he finally had it unlocked.
"Why are you talking about that queen when I'm about to fuck you into next week?" Naruto growled in annoyance and faux jealousy. Sasuke's eyes fluttered at the possessive words and even more possessive hand molesting his waist.
"I'm just saying—nn—before I forget." Sasuke reasoned, and FINALLY got the door open. The couple half-stumbled in and immediately the door was slammed back shut with a slender male shoved up against it.
"You're not putting him in a dress." Naruto murmured as he attacked the raven's neck.
The raven's arousal softened at that thought-despite the wonders Naruto was doing on his neck. "What happened to no talkING!"
Naruto smirked. "You sound cute when you make noises while you're trying to talk."
The blonde was far too immune to the Uchiha Death Glare by now. "That'll happen when you suddenly grab someone's crotch!" Sasuke hissed.
"Aww, you should be used to that!" Naruto cooed, massaging his prize, turning the Uchiha into a twitching, lightly mewling cuddler against their front door. "It's practically my greeting to you!" Naruto reasoned agreeably. Sasuke was trying very hard, and very unsuccessfully to not rock against the dobe's far too slow hand.
"Dobe." The raven said breathily.
"But I am curious,"
"Hmmm…" Pale fingers clutched the back of Naruto's neck tighter as the tan dobe pressed against the smaller man. Deft fingers trailed down his back and started working on his belt.
"How is the bridesmaids/best man thing going to work out? For our respective roles, we have the opposite gender. And what about a ring-bearer?" Naruto sounded oddly composed considering the straining erection Sasuke could feel through the jeans. Something would have to be done about that…
The blonde raised his arms to let Sasuke toss aside his shirt. He smiled down at his little raven. "Who gives a flying fuck? I doubt they'd care that much if they're coming to a gay wedding." Sasuke's hands massaged up and down Naruto's chest teasingly. "And I figured Ino or Choji could walk with Yukichan down the aisle with the rings." Damn, Sasuke was good at this—at the wedding stuff, too…
Sasuke smirked at the blonde gooey thing leaning against him. Served him right.
They paused in their rough grinding and stared at each other, not even naked but fully aroused and desperate against their front door.
"Good idea." Naruto conceded, and hissed in arousal when Sasuke grabbed what little hair he had and yanked him forward, impossibly pressing them closer together and harder against the door. The raven could feel Naruto's cock twitch violently at the action.
"Of course it is."
"Yes, Master." Naruto replied with a sexy smirk. The raven almost moaned.
"You're going too slow." Sasuke reprimanded.
"Let me fix that." Naruto replied before leading the raven to the kitchen and promptly slamming him into the counter edge, stomach first. Sasuke grunted and flooded with curiosity when the blonde's warmth disappeared from behind him. He opened his mouth to ask where the blonde boy had gone and—
"Nnn! Naruto!" Sasuke would have collapsed if it weren't for the large tan hands supporting his knees as the blonde earnestly (and very, very suddenly) deep throated him. He immediately took advantage of the counter and supported himself on his elbows as he tried to glare at the blonde. It didn't work when he was too busy panting and not moaning loud enough for their neighbors to hear as Naruto showed off his oral skills. NO. There was no way he was going to lose this. "So--who do you want for your bEST man?" Pale hands fisted on the cold counter hard enough to painfully dent his palms as Naruto's teeth very gently scraped Sasuke's straining member as the blonde pulled back.
"Sarah. I figure she'll get a kick out of it." He suckled slightly and smirked as the raven's knees gave out for a millisecond.
"Nn! Sho--should all your people be in---nh---tuxes and m-mine in dresses?"
Naruto licked the slit slowly, loving the way the Uchiha's thighs and voice were trembling from the effort to try to appear nonchalant. "Heh. Sure, I wouldn't mind seeing Itachi in a dress."
Sasuke's head fell onto his arms and his knees buckled when a warm teasing finger pressed over his entrance and the hot mouth enveloped him again. "Oh, god. " He moaned softly and rocked, throwing his pride away as warm waves of pleasure wracked down his spine and his cock pulsed in need.
Naruto chuckled, sending delicious deep vibrations up Sasuke's cock before he pulled away. "Oi, stop fantasizing about your brother." He teased.
He was rewarded with a fierce glare. Too bad Naruto chose that moment to slide his finger in, making the raven jerk and moan loudly. "Dobe," came the hissed warning.
The blonde grinned and added another finger and watched the little shiver that went through his lover. God, Sasuke was so sexy fully dressed, fully aroused, all flushed and panting and trembling so cutely and moaning so wantonly--no, he had to stop thinking like that before he came in his pants. Stupid pants.
Sasuke dared to look down to watch the smooth peachy skin nuzzle against his member--and just like that, he came.
Out of nowhere a violent shudder shot down his spine and a searing heat burst forth ("NARU--!"), leaving him breathless and trembling with undulations of pleasure. Naruto's fingers stilled against his prostate--keeping an almost painful pressure softly against it until they slowly slid out. Sasuke promptly collapsed onto Naruto and let Naruto take off the raven's shirt to wipe the cum off his face and hair as decently as he could. The raven smirked in revenge--served the dobe right, attacking him like--
Naruto grinned down at the stunned Uchiha he had tackled and pinned to the kitchen floor. Sasuke managed the usual intimidation of his glare that time. That'd hurt. However, the dull throbbing in the back of his head was quickly forgotten when Naruto yanked his head back via his hair and assaulted his mouth. Sasuke moaned loudly as Naruto's tongue rolled over his and explored his mouth, much like the free hand was exploring his exposed chest, leaving goosebumps and hypersensitive flesh in its wake.
Sasuke reached up and slid his a hand up Naruto's strong back, pushing the blonde hard against him, making the blonde groan. His other hand sneaked around and undid their pants and immediately yanked Naruto's down as far as he could. The blonde hissed when his legs were exposed to the cold air and sat up to wiggle out of his pants and to strip his fiance of his. Blue eyes stared challengingly into onyx as Naruto got back on his hands and knees and let his arousal very lightly brush the paler one. Sasuke hissed as the warm sensation against his very sensitive member. The blonde reached down between them and gripped their heads together and watched Sasuke's cheeks flush more as the raven arched up to the touch. Sasuke was having a hard time resisting the urge to come again with the heat of Naruto against him, the barbells rolling against the tender underside of his cock and Naruto's thumb smearing their precum together. Naruto started rocking again and immediately Sasuke's control broke. He gripped Naruto's arm and shoulder and spread his legs as much as he could, thrusting against Naruto's hand and moaning unabashedly.
The blonde groaned and let his head fall into Sasuke's neck. He was still so dangerously close to coming just from Sasuke's sexiness--god, if he didn't come now, he wasn't going to last a second inside of the raven.
Sasuke shuddered as Naruto nipped and sucked on his neck, clutching close to the blonde, overwhelmed by all the waves of warmth and ecstasy crashing within him. White heat was already building swiftly in his groin--god, they needed to spend the night away from each other more often if it caused this kind of desperation.
Naruto fell to balance on his elbow and used his newly freed hand to yank Sasuke's head back again roughly. His breathing was ragged already and only hitched more at the loud moan the Uchiha let out as his neck was forcibly arched. The blonde nipped the pale earlobe and increased the intensity of his thrusts, making the raven's mewling grow louder. "Y'know what, Sasu?" Sasuke's hold on Naruto tightened and the coiling in his groin intensified as he rocked hard into Naruto's hand. "I can't wait until I can fuck you in your wedding kimono." The raven groaned and shuddered in excitement. Naruto gripped their erections tighter and grinded almost painfully hard against his lover. So close. "I can't wait to shove you against the closest solid object, bend you over and fuck you senseless until you can't possibly speak, let alone walk to the bed so I can make love to you. I'm going to cover you in my come and love bites and I won't let your ass heal for a month straight so that everyone who sees you will know that you are mine." The last word was accented by a harsh bite and rough thrust. The raven tensed and screamed as his orgasm crashed over him again, arching hard against the blonde's grip on his hair. Naruto grunted softly when Sasuke's scream did him in. He could feel every twitch of their cocks, every eruption of cum, every throb of pleasure that shot through them. The blonde barely caught himself from crushing his lover as his orgasm finished riding through him. His mind was fuzzy (he didn't even notice the wet squish his hand made against the tile floor) and he could barely keep his eyes open enough to look down at his flushed and panting lover. Sasuke's eyes were closed and his eyelids were trembling faintly in that way Naruto adored. Naruto leaned down and brushed his lips against Sasuke's parted moist mouth and made a small content purring noise in the back of his throat. He watched Sasuke's eyes flutter open and smirked at the glazed lust that was only fractionally mitigated by satisfaction.
"I'm going to the bathroom and grabbing the lube. In five minutes you better be here, hard and ready to fuck me until I can't remember my name. Got it?" Sasuke's voice was composed, as if he hadn't just orgasmed violently twice in his kitchen in the past ten minutes.
Naruto grinned and let the raven wiggle away. "Okay." He watched the Uchiha's muscles shifting under the lily skin of his back, ass, and legs as he walked to the bathroom.
Fuck yeah.
Tsuzuku
As always, sorry about the updating habits. Unfortunately, it'll probably be longer than normal for the next update because 1) I'm starting college—in an honors college at that, out-of-state so I'm busy freaking the fuck out and have tons of homework and 2) I'm going to jump ahead closer to their wedding so I have to figure out what they're doing because (if you hadn't noticed) I'm very meticulous about researching pretty much everything realistic that happens in this story, so yeah, basically planning a wedding here *sweatdrop* fun stuff. and just a note, the 'fuck yeah' is something my roommate says all the time
