The review system is back up! Yeah! First of all, thank you so much for all of the reviews! I've already ranted about how thankful I am in the last one... SO... Uh... Time to start re-reading all of the reviews and writing all of the names and reviews down to reply to them.

All of the reviewers, going from oldest to newest.

Registered Users-

TildaL- By now, every one of you probably already knows TildaL, my first reviewer, PM buddy, and my partner in evil writing (Killing of characters...). Though, TildaL is more evil than I am... She (Yes, TildaL is a she.) killed off our beloved TOG squad for Christmas. I'm serious. This is totally not a shoutout what are you talking about?! (Go read TildaL's work now...)

The Clandestine Gerbil- My second reviewer, who happens to have an amazing profile pic. Thank you for all of the amazing reviews!

Gina2019230- I think that I wrote your username right- I did it by memory. Yes, I've typed and seen so much of your username that I've memorized it :). Also a constant reviewer... Thank you so much for all of the- (I'll stop now. You guys have heard me rant enough about this already)

Dorian Havilliard- Dorian Havilliard is everywhere. In the reviews, in the stories, in the books, and in our hearts. Also happens to be part of a huge BrOTP (Chaol and Dorian). Thank you so much for constantly suggesting ideas and for constantly reviewing!

Isabelle Fandoms- Thank you so much for reviewing my work! I'm trying to keep the thank yous to a minimum (Can you tell that it's not working).

RingwraithYJLOVER- Thank you for the various reviews! I... I'll try not to say thank you so much in the future. But until then, thank you!

craycray3- There were 3 craycrays before you?! Anyways... (insert a different non-annoying/repetitive way of saying thank you... Uh... I am much obliged to you for reading and reviewing on my stories... Never mind.)

Olina01- I'll try not to make more people die... But...

mysteries of the future- Thank you so much for the review! (Shoot, I keep saying thank you too much!)

Lanoon- *tries to make a thank you as awesome as the sincere review written* It's impossible. Anyways, thank you so much for writing your review. Don't you dare think that I have forgotten about your review. Seriously. Thank you. (Someone teach me more ways to say thank you... It sounds like I'm just typing "thank you, thank you, thank you" without meaning it! I friggin' mean it.)

firehottie- Thank you so much for reviewing so much! I assume that you binge-read this collection... So... Thank you for that as well! I seriously wish that I could make this handwritten or something to make it sound more sincere. I'm trying to put how grateful I am in a few sentences... It isn't working very well... Can you tell :P?

Spirit of Fury- Thank. You. So. Very. Very. Much. Thank you for spending so much time writing all of the amazing reviews! I... Uh... What do I say... (I'm an awkward thank you-er. It doesn't help that I'm an extreme introvert.)

antagonist406- Rowaelin- The current poll winner. So basically, you speak the truth.

myperfectionismyimperfection- Thank you for the long review! Nox might be making a return soon ;).

Dom-Loves-Kel- That was the intention... *Evil laugh* Anyways, thank you for taking your time to actually get to that chapter and to review on it!

Guests-

Rowaelin- My first guest reviewer! Thank you for reviewing!

Guest- A reappearing member of the guest reviewing society. Thank you for reviewing various times (I think?)!

Olive- Thank you for taking time out of your fanfiction reading life to review!

Su-Thank you! I... I'm out of ways to say thank you.

Angela Lam- Thank you for reviewing!

yelena123- I genuinely think that all of these thank yous are starting to sound insincere. Just know how thankful I am that you reviewed!

julie- Uh... I'm out of... Thank yous...

Squirrel- "I'm the king of the squirrels!" -Markiplier (I do not own this quote... No copyright intended. Derp.)

Chaolaena- I shall try to get this one shot completed! Thank you for the suggestion!

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to rant, so I'll keep this short. Trying to sound sincere through all of these continuous thank yous is impossible, so just know this- No matter how big or small your review is, I'm truly thankful for each one. You guys probably know I check reviews at least twice a day, and every time that I see a new one, I get really excited and extremely happy. I have woken up before and found a review waiting for me, and then proceeded to jump out of my chair and hop up and down like a 3 year-old child in front of a candy store.

So, basically, Thank you so much!

Samlaena Shenanigans (basically my way of saying sorry to Sam for the last one shot he was in...)

I slouched in a chair, legs propped up on one armrest, my head on the other. A book hovered inches away from my face, my hands on both sides of the book. The book was great- I couldn't stop reading. As I flipped to the next page, I heard footsteps approach from the bathroom. Sam. He had just come back from the marketplace and was finally finished taking a shower. I smiled and continued reading, unwilling to put the book down. I raised an eyebrow, eyes still on the book, as Sam entered the room.

"Is that lavender soap I smell?" I said teasingly. I could feel his smile from all the way across the room without looking up. Without answering he walked over to me and snatched the book out of my hand. A noise of annoyance escaped my lips, but, still holding the book an arms reach away, he tugged me closer with his other hand and kissed me hard on the lips. My hands moved up to his face, his hair, and I pulled back after a few moments, smiling. He didn't smell like lavender.

Reading my expression, he grinned, moving in for another kiss. I put a finger on his lips before he reached me, still smiling. I pointed to the book, still in his hand. "If you're going to stop me from finishing my book, at least put in a bookmark." He raised an eyebrow at me.

"How long do you expect this to last?" I sighed, plucking the book out of his hand and putting a stray piece of paper in the spot in between my page and the next.

I leaned in again, so we could feel each others breath on our faces. "Long enough," I breathed out, catching a mischievous grin on his face matching my own, before kissing him again.

I'm sorry Sam. That's all you get.
Right when I thought my writer's block was gone...

Also, sorry for the late update. A few days ago, I wrote the thank you note at the beginning of the story. Only now have I been able to come up with a story to go with it...