WARNING: SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER.
SECOND WARNING; We're back to the 'normal' spin-off's. ^_^

Random Spin-Off (Thanks to Vex for the idea! XD)

"YOU ALL THINK OF ME AS A FREAK DON'T YOU. SOME FROST GIANT FREAK. WELL I KNOW HOW I SEE YOU." Loki yelled, even though there was no one there. He gave a slight breathless laugh.

"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! My elf eyes see everythi-Oh wait no I think I'm a BIRD."

"I can see into your soul and find the answers I need. Not only that but I steal your soul, because I'm a heartless russian ginger, and gingers DON'T HAVE SOULS."

"What do you mean my spangly outfit would only be accepted in the circus? I CAN'T GO BACK THERE! Ok, I'm not talking to you, talk to the shield."

"I AM MIGHTY THOR. BUT I AM A STUPID THICKHEAD BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I AM TOLD I WILL STILL TRY TO TALK TO MY BROTHER ABOUT COMING HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WILL."

"Pew, pew, pew! I can't hear you over how awesome I am, check out my page at ManSlutsStark dot com!"

"Yes, I am a science bitch but don't make me angry because otherwise I'll turn into the jolly green giant and TRY AND KILL MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE PUNY AND WORTHLESS COMPARED TO THE ANGRY RAGE MONSTER I EVOLVED INTO, BECAUSE I DECIDED TO BECOME A LAB RAT."

Loki was stood panting with the amount of shouting he had done. But as Banner rounded the corner, armed with a hardback book, his face adopted a look which clearly said;

'Fuck'.

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BAD LOKI! And so Loki learnt not to take the mickey out of the Avengers. x'D

Kai XxxXxxX