List of oneshots

chapter 49

What if Bill helped Naruto to make Konoha a cesspool of weirdness?

Series: Naruto and Gravity Falls

Also, this oneshot is basically a small taste of a story idea jax-naut2.0 is gonna do in the future. That is where details will be given while this just shows some of what to expect in it.

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We find ourselves looking at a child running. Said figure was a Small Boy with Blonde hair and Whisker Marks. He was running from an angry mob.

"Please Just Leave me Alone!" He shouted.

"Kill the demon!" the crowd roared.

Naruto kept Running till he made a Wrong Turn in an Alleyway. It lead straight to a dead end.

Naruto stopped then turned around when they finally Cornered Him. He shivered in fear and backed away up to the wall.

"Now We Have you!" The crowd spoke.

"Please...leave me alone!"

The wind started to Blow as the crowd made their way Closer.

Naruto closed his eyes in fear as they brandished several weapons. But Little did he Know his Life was about to be changed for the Better.

As the crowd got closer, they stopped. Soon all time and Color froze and this was Something Naruto Noticed.

He saw the villagers stay where they were at and walked past them with confusion. "What happened?"

"I happened pipsqueak."

"Who said that?"

"Up here!"

He looked up and Saw the Moon staring at Him. "I must be seeing things."

"Nope, You're Not seeing things. But trust me you will when you Turn 89!"

Naruto jumped as he saw the eye blink before something glowing starting coming down towards him. Naruto was in awe as he saw a Triangle Being formed.

"S'up Swirly?" It spoke.

"Swirly? I'm Naruto triangle face!"

"Ooh, Feisty, I like you!"

"Just what are you?" he asked as the pyramid being floated around him.

"Name's Bill, Bill Cipher. Here have a Donut!" He snapped his fingers and a Deer in the shape of a Donut landed in Naruto's Hands.

"Ah!" he dropped it as it scurried away.

"Pretty Cool right?"

"Get away!" Naruto turn and started running.

Naruto kept Running until he hit a Wall. He turned and saw Bill was gone. "Man I'm Glad he's gone."

"Who said I was?" came Bill's voice behind him.

Naruto jumped back. "Please don't Hurt me!"

"Oh trust me Swirly, if I wanted to hurt you, you'd never see it coming."

"Okay, then why're you here?"

"Simple. To make a deal with you."

"A deal?"

"Yup! Just shake my hand and I can grant you something you could use."

"Wait, why're you Helping me?"

"What? A simple interdimensional being who shows up out of nowhere can try and be nice? That's cold." Bill replied dramatically.

Naruto gave him a 'be serious about this' type of Look.

"Fine. I came here to help you get revenge on this whole village."

"Keep Talking."

"I figured with that little fuzzball inside you." he poked Naruto's stomach. "You could help me turn this world into one heck of a chaotic playground."

"But Why Me?"

"Because I've been keeping an Eye on You!" Bill snapped his fingers and Two Wheels came up.

"What are those?"

"These are the Hindrance and Helper Wheels."

"The what?"

"The helper and Hindrance Wheels."

"Explain."

"The Helper wheel is for those who'll Help you Cause Chaos!" Bill said as Naruto Noticed the Symbols. A Jacket, a Sun, A fan, a Flower, A Needle ,A weird Seal like symbol, A Beetle, a Beetle Horn, A Bull head, A tanuki, a Slug, a Toad, a Scarf a Pair of Sandals, a Water Drop, a Cloud, and a Scythe.

"And the hindrance wheel is for my enemies, right?"

"Correctamundo Swirly!"

Naruto looked at the second wheel and identified The Symbols. A cane, snake, dog, fan, senbon, tanuki, shogi piece, beetle, some kind of seal, sun, scythe, cherry blossom, and a flower.

Naruto noticed that some of the Symbols on the hindrance wheel were the same as the ones on the helper wheel. "Why are those are repeated?"

"Let's just say those who Hinder can be a Big Help!"

"That makes no sense."

"Exactly and the Best part is, You'll be My Protégé!"

"Really?"

"Yep. So Swirly, we got a Deal?" He said with his hand cloaked in Blue fire.

"Uh, you're hands on fire."

"Oh don't worry, it won't Burn...Much."

Naruto didn't have a chance to say anything before their hands met in a shake. Naruto felt his whole Body Glow and before he knew it he was wearing a Yellow suit with a Black Bowtie.

"Perfect! And now we're married!" chimed Bill.

"Married?"

"Just kidding!" he chimed before disappearing.

"Weird." And that's when he realized something. 'He never told me what happens now!'

He walked back to his Apartment. All the while noticing time seemed to resume.

"Wow, I look amazing!" As he looked over his form, he bumped into someone. "Oops, sorry."

The one he bumped into was a girl around his age with lavender eyes, blue hair, and a blue kimono.

"It's okay Naruto." Hinata looked over his attire. "You Look Nice." she told him.

"Thanks."

"Uhh, Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"Would you like to Go Out sometime?"

"Uhhhhh..." Naruto then Noticed that her Jacket matched the One on the Wheel. 'She must be one of them.'

Hinata sighed as she thought Naruto was About to Reject her so she turned and walked away.

"Hold up!" he walked over and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Huh?"

"I never said no."

"So you will?"

"I don't see why not."

She hugged him, but stopped.

"Somethin wrong?"

"Naruto...I-I-I..."

"Yes?"

"I like you." she said in a low voice.

"Huh?"

"I love you." she said a little louder.

That made him reel back.

Hinata ran off.

"Wait!" he called out to her.

She stopped. She stood still with her back to him.

"Hinata I'm Glad I caught you!"

'Now he's going to Think I'm weak for running.' She thought.

"Why'd you run?"

"I thought you would think I was weak for running away."

"Nah girl. I think you just fine the way you are."

"Really?"

"Of course."

She hugged him.

Naruto had told Hinata what had happened and She agreed to Help Him. Of course it helped sweeten the deal with him feeling more confident and outspoken due to Bill's influence.

With Hinata's Help they were Able to Gather everyone on the Helper wheel.

Together all of them slowly worked together on getting revenge for Naruto.

It Took Years, but Naruto was Finally ready to Bring about The weirdmaggedon.

He stood on the roof of his apartment as he tried to figure out how to call him.

"Something Wrong swirl-Kun?" He turned around and saw Hinata wearing a Yellow Dress a Black choker around her Neck and a Black bow in her Hair.

"Just trying to figure out how the hell I'm suppose to summon Triangle Face."

"Maybe you should try Looking Behind you?"

Naruto turned and saw the pyramid being floating there while sipping a soda.

"S'up Swirly And Little miss Jacket."

"Sup Triangle Face." they both spoke.

"So why'd you wanna see me? Oh wait let me Guess, the ichiraku's Ran out of ramen after you got them out of the Village Right?"

"Not yet. I actually wanted to let you know it was time."

"Oh Really. So Excited for your First Weirdmaggedon?"

"A little."

"Good now if I were you I'd get all the people you want Alive Out or Make a Safe haven for them."

Naruto and Hinata nodded before jumping away from the roof.

They went over the Village getting their Loved ones out of village and Met back up on the Roof "Done Hinata you Think Raindrop and Kunai got their Loved ones out?" Naruto asked.

"Probably."

Bill Snapped his fingers and an Orb appeared. "Time for the party to start!" He handed Naruto the Orb.

"People of Konoha ,For years you have tormented a Child who had no control of what happened in his Life and Now you will Pay the Price! This is your internal Punishment! May you Not Rot in the Cesspool of Hell, But the Bowels of it's Weirdness WELCOME TO WEIRDMAGGEDON!" Naruto Announced as he threw the Orb down. It shattered and that's when all hell broke loose.

Literally a giant rift opened in the Sky.

All the people in the village looked up in horror. They ran in terror as Eyebats flew after them.

Naruto started shaking as he started chuckling before it turned into full blown laughter.

"They grow up so Fast!" Bill said wiping a Tear from his eye.

As the Villagers ran in terror, Naruto sat Back on a Throne that Bill Made for him.

"Now we just sit back, and relax."

Ignorance is the Greatest Form of Insult and when you heed the Ignorance of Others it'll cause Chaos and Despair Just ask Naruto, but I bet you're Wondering how he Managed to Create Such chaos that gave him the power he has. Now well my Friends that is a Story that shall be Told another Day.