Laughing (Vector & Espio)

Requested by Missplayer30

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"Darn it!" The shout came from Espio, who was in the process of getting off of the ground with a murderous look at his teammate. Vector just shrugged, while Charmy didn't notice anything and clobbered another robot to death in the background.

"Do you think it is," said Espio, wiping a hand over his cheek, where he had a mud stain. "absolutely necessary, to – to spit us at the enemies?!"

"Maybe?" Said Vector, trying not to grin. Espio sighed in exasperation, and scrunched up his face in disgust as he then tried to brush off his arms.

"Saliva," he stated. "I have – oh this is disgusting."

Vector shrugged again while fighting to keep a straight face, and somewhere behind them shouted Charmy as he defeated yet another opponent. Espio gave Vector a look, and shook his head, looking more mortified by the second. "I'm – I'll go and find a spring to wash this-" He paused, and turned to glare at Vector. "Your breath stinks," he then declared, and that's when Vector lost it.

He began laughing, and laughing, and Espio just stared at him for a whole five seconds, and his expression was so priceless that oh Chaos help-

"I do – I don't get paid enough for this," muttered Espio with one last incredulous stare, before storming off into the forest. Vector started coughing, taking in deep breaths and at last managing to stop his laughter, smirking slightly as he glanced at where Espio had disappeared.

Oh, life never gets dull like this.