RWBY Reacts to Ships

by: RandomReaderThatWrites


TM Calypso: Yes, just a dream...but I shall leave the doors and windows locked...red death will not touch me!

Yang is enjoying this one a little to much, lol. Though I suppose I can understand wanting to see Ruby get all flustered. I am also interested in what these fanfic ideas are.

Ran: I hope the red death has gone away after all these days.

Flustered Ruby means Fun Yang. As for the ideas, I'm still playing around with them, but most likely will post them sooner than later. Yet, after I finish RRTS, I will be focusing on a RWBY 15 chapter long AU story.

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Remzal Von Enili: I kinda hope ruby comes back with something like a teardrop tattoo.

Ran: We can do nothing more than wait.

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John R. Branwen: I can't wait more for Guns N' Roses. I ask if someone will make mentions from the band... I wanna see the reactions of Ruby and Weiss, and know what think the rest...

Ran: Yes yes, this has to be one of my favorites...

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merendinoemiliano: Hello, good chapter. Poor Winter, poor Ruby and poor girls. And better if Qrow won't know anything about this. See you later.

Ran: I shall raise security. The scarecrow shall know nothing of this.

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wolf:guns and roses, ruby and crescent rose. i knew she loves it so much that it has a "special" attachment she uses when alone. wait their are alot of ships that uses guns and roses or at least variations, like the coco and ruby ship.

Ran: Really? Well, this one is about... Dum dum dum... dun dun dun... Commercial Break!

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DennyIsMenece: hehehe boob monster.

Ruby just admit that you aint innocent, I mean you have read 50 shades or grey AND ninjas of love...without Blake's permission mind you. tsk tsk tsk

Ran: Ruby uses her adorableness against us! We must become stronger for the sake of her innocence! or not... *evil chuckle*

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Guest: Man, honestly I thought that Ruby Rose was one of the least shipped characters out of them all... BOY WAS I WRONG!

Ran: I thought that more ships were going to be about Yang or someone like her... Girl was I wrong!

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Guest: Great chapter! But honestly if I was Ruby, I'd get revenge on the FNDM!

Ran: SSHH! Don't forget we are part of the FNDM!

She would still have my support tho.


Chapter 44: Guns N Roses

Loud.

That was all Weiss could say. Yes, Yang had mentioned something about Yang loving to go into discos, but never would they have predicted that Yang was going to turn their dorm room into a disco,

Pushing the door -and a few people- open, Weiss and Blake entered the noisy room. Blake had been reading in their room, until Yang had decided to destroy her calmness.

"Yang?!" the two called for their teammate, but the people around them were making the search hard.

"I'm going to kill that blonde." Blake muttered as another figure was pushed at her, only for the faunus to push 'em back. The poor guy.

"If I find that bomb shell...!" Weiss started, but could take it no more. Drawing Myrtenaster, she willed the revolver to spin wildly, until it stopped and activated the Ice Dust chamber.

With one swift swing, a cold wave passed through the entire room. All that were on the room were instantly frozen.

Well, not all.

In the middle of the group stood a dumbstruck blonde. Yang blinked at the two, and then at the frozen party guests.

"How come you are not frozen?" Blake asked the writer that stood even more dumbstruck than Yang.

"I... I have immunity..." Ran answered, making Blake raise an eyebrow. "Immunity against Remnant-origin attacks. Being as I'm not really part of the RWBY franchise and am present only for this story."

Blake gave a nod in response. "As for you." the faunus turned to Yang, the blonde gulping loudly. "What do you think you were doing?!"

Yang shrunk and wanted to run away from Blake's glare, but found her legs frozen. Taking a quick look at Weiss, she saw the snow head smirk while sheathing Myrtenaster.

"W-Well, I j-just wanted to... to..." Yang continued to shrink, as her mind showed images of a demon Blake becoming bigger and bigger. "I thought it would be fun?"

"Fun?!" Blake's form continued to grow -in Yang's mind at least- black shadows swirling around her wildly. "Do you have any idea how much noise you were doing?"

"A-a l-little?"

"A Little! You interrupted my book reading!"

"S-s-s-sorry?"

Music started to play.

"I thought I froze the player." Weiss titled her head towards the music's direction. "What song is this?" the ex-heiress questioned, hearing the first notes of the music.

"It's from a band called Guns N Roses." Ran informed them. Her face suddenly lit up. "Do you know what else is called 'Guns N Roses'?"

Weiss let out a groan, automatically understanding the question.

Blake moved through the frozen people and to her bed. Trying to pull out a book, she sighed at the frozen bookshelf.

"What?" Yang questioned, pushing the frozen living statues out of the room.

"A RWBY ship of course!"

"Figured." Weiss sighed, moving her rapier to defreeze certain areas.

"Weiss, can you defreeze my bookshelf?" Blake asked, not wanting to waste fire dust or endanger her books.

"Aha." was all Yang let out, as the last guest was pushed out of the room.

"Let me guess." Weiss said as she made her way to Blake's bookshelf. "Ruby and another gun-maniac?"

"Close but nope."

"Ruby and Crescent Rose, then?" Yang joked, laughing at her piece. The next second tho, only from Ran's reaction, she understood that her statement was on point.

Bip Bip

"Right on cue." Ran threw her mobile to Yang, and the blonde answered the call.

"Sup sis."

"Yang! How have you been?"

"Good." Yang answered, taking a big gulp at Weiss and Blake's glares. "Everything has gone swiftly. We were just about to review the next ship."

"Really? What's it about?"

"Umm..." looking at Weiss and Blake for some sort of answer, Yang saw Blake shake her head and open a book, while Weiss sighed but said nothing. "Eh... How does the idea of a ship between you and Crescent Rose so-"

"Crescent Rose! Oh I miss my baby! Is my baby okay?" Ruby interrupted Yang. Said blonde sighed in relief, taking a quick look at the weapon leaning on the wall, untouched by the ice, as if said ice was afraid of the overgrown garden tool.

"Y-yes." Yang answered, finding it stupid to ask about a weapon. Just what could happen to that reaper? "So about the ship?"

"What ship?"

Yang's head dropped. "The ship I mentioned. About you and Crescent."

"Oh."

Weiss shook her head in negative, and was expecting Ruby to agree with her.

"I wish I could have taken Crescent with me! We would be able to spend more time together then."

Weiss entered a coughing fit, leaving the shaking of head to Blake. "Weird ship, weird conclusion." the faunus said.

"I am getting that as a 'Yes' then." Yang said, her face deadpanned.

"Of course!" Ruby replied, and Yang could already imagine the hearts instead of her eyes. "My Crescent is love! There is noway I would replace it! And there is noway I would leave its affection away!"

"Your Crescent is an Oversized-Garden-Reaper-Weapon." Weiss muttered.

"Did Weiss say something about my Crescent?!" came Ruby's alarmed response.

"Oh no!" Yang quickly replied. "She was just saying how cute the two of you look together." Yang added, a hand keeping Weiss away from her face after the last statement.

"Oh. Okay then," the cheerfulness returned. "Can you send me some pictures? I already miss my baby!"

"Yeah sure." Yang replied, while Weiss dramatically fainted.

"Thanks sis! I gotta go now! See you later!"

"See ya." the blonde said as Ruby ended the call. "Holy- My sister's in love."

Weiss groaned from the ground. "She misses Crescent Rose more than us!"

Yang shrugged at the comment. "There is nothing we can do about it. It was bound to happen."

"Weird ships are not my cup of tea." Blake said, taking a sip from a cup of tea that magically appeared.

"Nope and no!" Weiss yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Ruby's scythe. "We are getting rid of that thing! We must, before Ruby goes crazy over a tool!"

"Rubes' not gonna like it." Yang warned the snow head, knowing how attached her sister was to the scythe. "Just take a look." opening the Gallery, Yang handed Weiss her scroll, allowing the ex-heiress' eyes to widen in impossible levels.

"Here she is when she first created the scythe." Yang informed pointing at the picture.

"She is hugging it like a Teddy Bear!" Weiss yelled in turn.

"And here she is on Crescent's one year anniversary."

"Wait! She celebrates her weapon's birthday?!"

"And here she is a day when she couldn't find her scythe in her bedroom, 'cause she forgot it in the bathroom once."

"What?! I-is she kissing the thing?!"

"Yes. We thought she had a heart attack that one time."

"Wait. Don't tell me this is when she first arrived at Beacon?"

"Yes. She said that she and Crescent should take a picture on their first day of school."

"Their?! Holy Dust! Crescent is not a person!"

"I and Dad knew that one day, Ruby might see Crescent Rose as more than a weapon. Never thought it would be this soon and this far."

"Holy-"

Before Weiss could continue, every event and picture so far overwhelmed her. The only solution the singer found for this problem was

Fainting.


Chapter 45: Fallen Knight

Chapter 46: Transcripts

Chapter 47: Rose Garden

Chapter 48: Solar Flare

Chapter 49: Firearms


Extra: Ozpin and his Coffee

"Do you know what else is on par with Ruby/Crescent Rose?" Ran asked as she looked at the faunus reading and the blonde bombshell fanning a very tired-of-this-sh*t Weiss.

"Please don't!" Weiss pleaded, giving the only response to the writer's question.

"Ozpin and his Coffee!" Ran answered, ignoring the plea.

Weiss groaned, while Yang couldn't help but explode in laughter.

"Really?" the blonde yelled. "I thought they were already a couple!"

"Yang..." Weiss shouted back, rubbing her ear.

"Me too." Blake entered in the fun. "With how much we see them together, they could even be married."

"Yeah right!" Yang continued to laugh. "Mister Ozpin and Miss Black Coffee, By the power given to me I now make you two Husband and Wife!"

"They totally have my support."

"Blake just stop this." Weiss pleaded the faunus, who only let out a short chuckle.

"May you live happy ever after and have healthy kids."

"Yang, please..."

"Just imagine Weiss! Ozpin and a Cup of Coffee together under a tree, K-I-S-S-I-"

"Yang!"

"Fine fine. Put Myrte down."