You know what I was thinking about today, during work? Other than donuts? Australia! I haven't done anything with him in a while! So, here goes nothing!
I don't own Hetalia! end /AN/
Australia sat in his house, casually reading a newspaper and sipping tea. He would normally be out and about at this time, but he had to stick around for a meeting later. With England, of course.
A sudden scratching noise caught his ear. His eyebrows creased in concern. He didn't remember bringing any of the animals into the house. Quietly, he picked up a saucepan, creeping towards the sound. It could be something poisonous, or feral, or it could have rabies...
He pulled back a chair, since it was where he heard it. Suddenly, something brown and small jumped out. A rat! Australia jumped back, prepared to bash its skull in. He stopped in surprise.
A rabbit? He scratched his head. He'd been breeding some in the backyard for their meat, but he thought he'd locked the cage...
He looked closer at the creature, which was twitching its nose. This one looked different from his, somehow. Maybe it was England's...
Suddenly, second one joined it. He stared at it, wondering how two had gotten out of whatever cage they had been in. Then, a third joined it. And a fourth. And a fifth. And two more after that.
His eyes widened. They were invading! What was he supposed to do with all the rabbits?! Already they'd more than quadrupled in population, and he had nowhere to put them!
A sudden ringing at the door captured his attention. He attempted to wade through the rabbits, but found it was quite impossible. "Darnit! Hey! Keep your shirt on!"
The insistent ringing was starting to get on his nerves, as he looked around frantically for something to use against all the bunnies. His eyes settled on his shotgun. Aha! He seized the gun and aimed.
Bam! There went one! Bam! There went another! Australia grinned. What would rabbit taste like, he wondered. Strangely enough, the doorbell had stopped ringing....
/AN/ In the 19th century, rabbits were set loose by some guy who wanted to hunt them on his property, and they began breeding like crazy. Nowadays, they remain a serious problem, damaging crops and causing some species to go extinct.
