Review Time! …holy crap that's a long one
Texas: You need me to translate?
…sports right?
Texas: Yeah and gambling
Oh that I know…um right on to the story.
"You mad?" Nevada asks watching her older brother as he quietly eats his chili. Oklahoma and a few states around are thinking the same thing.
"About what?" He says with a mouth full of food before reaching for his beer.
Oklahoma slides it towards him, "About me…beating you."
"Beat him? You done whooped his ass." Virginia says with a laugh, "Hell not even Dad could last freakin' ten seconds on a bull."
Texas calmly puts his beer down as he picks up a piece of cornbread, "Marshal I think you've had enough beer besides you couldn't last two seconds yourself."
Virginia lets out a snicker, "Yeah but you barely lasted-" He's interrupted by a large piece of cornbread hitting him right between the eyes, "You motherfuckin' bastard!" He tries to stand as West Virginia holds him back.
Texas on the other side is trying to be pulled away by New Jersey and South Dakota, " Let him go, come let the great fuckin' colony go."
Nevada looks around at her brothers for a moment before sighing and firing three warning shots up into the air, "Enough boys, enough. Now you are all acting like five year olds." She moves a loose stranded of hair out of her face, "There is an easy way to settle this."
"Gambling?" They all turn to Jersey, "What?"
"I meant shooting but…" Nevada stops and thinks for a moment before thinking otherwise, "No not after last time you damn cheater."
"Okay one time, just one time and none of you will let me forget it."
The group answers back instantly, "Hell yeah."
He sits back down grabbing a beer, "Fine be that way."
Nevada sighs again, "Now I say boys since you obviously are just trying to outdo each other so why not at an American pastime."
"Baseball?"
"Seeing who can hit the fucking bulleye while showing off how large your freaking gun is." She's being a smart ass but she has a feeling they're taking her seriously.
Oklahoma just stares wide eyed, as the boys smile and nod. Texas smiles, "Fine by me then let's say Saturday at three, my place."
All the men agree and sit back down to their food as Oklahoma leans over and whispers to Nevada, "Was that some kind of dirty joke?"
Nevada lets out a small laugh, "Maybe it was so let's see how long it takes them to realize it."
"At least two hours."
"Yeah probably."
America: I don't get it…oh wait
Hey Nevada it only took him an hour! You owe me twenty bucks!
Texas: Shouldn't this have had sports in it or something?
Shooting is a sport...I'm going to have to do a part two aren't I?
Texas: Uh Duh and I'm gonna kick Virginia's little ass too.
