Me: Welcome one and all. Today, we get a song from "The Little Mermaid".

Informant: And it'll be because of Discord.

Wolverine: So, we get a song from a kid movie and a freak that acts like a kid. Great.

Discord: I resent that!

Me: Let's give a big welcome to the master of chaos himself. Who showed up here unexpectedly.

Discord: Oh, you're too kind. But, yes. I'll be playing the part of that little blue orcha guy. What was his name? Eugene?

Informant: Wrong...Everything. It's a red lobster, named Sebastian.

Discord: I was close enough.

Me:...Right. Um...Discord, please return to the story so we can get on with it.

Discord: Very well. Enjoy, readers. *he flashes away*

DB walked out of his house right after he finished breakfast. He headed towards Golden Oaks Library, first. When he arrived, it was a disaster area. He simply cleared his throat and said, "Discord."

Discord flashed in front of him. "Yes?"

"Would you mind telling me why this place is a mess?"

"I'd rather not." DB's level stare slowly morphed to a glare. "Please. Do you really think that can scare me?" Discord hovered as he turned and began filing his claws. He looked at DB out of the corner of his eye, and DB hadn't changed his expression. He groaned. "Fine! I was looking for Twilight's diary to see if I could find out what she thinks of me."

DB's glare disappeared. "Why didn't you say so? I would of told you."

Discord brightened up. "Really?"

"Yep. She doesn't have one."

Discord snorted and waved his paw. "Please. All females have one. Even Sun-butt."

"I know Celestia has one. I've had a look at it. The spells on it are hard to break, though. I almost got caught. But, Twilight really doesn't. She had one when she was living in Canterlot, but once she moved away, she left it in Canterlot and just never got a new one. I tried to find one, myself. I did what you did, only...more sutble." He motioned to the room, to which Discord only shrugged.

"I'm not one for sutble."

DB snorted. "I noticed. But, I looked everywhere in this building. Even looked in the fridge. I looked inside her pillow. Not pillow case. Pillow. It's a good thing I know how to sew."

Discord chuckled. "Why were you looking for it?"

"I was playing matchmaker at the time. I wanted to see the way she thought. When I couldn't find one, I just asked her straight up about it and why. So, when I found out, the only one she had was when she was in Canterlot, I took a trip there. I found her diary, but...It only talked about her studies. Or her time with her family. Wasn't a good way for getting in her head to know what she thought the perfect stallion was. So, I continued doing what I was. Eventually led to us dating."

Discord nodded. "So, what do you think would make me more attractive to her?"

DB sighed. "Honestly, Discord. A relationship can't be built on lies or what you think the other would like about you. Just be yourself. As chaotic and playful as you are, that is what Twilight will love about you. True, you'll have to change some, but if you truly love her, you'll make the change yourself, without any prompting from her about what she wants. And, she'll do the same for you."

"How do you know so much about relationships?" Discord hovered so that he was eye level with DB, while supporting his head with his hands. "I've tried many times to look to your past, but I've been blocked each time. The most I could get was from Celestia. I can get nothing from you from before you moved to Ponyville."

"You're starting to sound like Avispa a while back. She was always curious about my past. But, let me just tell you this, my past would make even you scared of me. That is why I block it out as much as possible. But, I'll let you know that, I've dated quite a bit in my time. I even dated at least one changeling, though I didn't know they were a changeling at the time."

"Yes, I learned from one of those times I just talked with Twilight." Discord looked at the mess. "How about you and Avispa just not worry about taking care of the homes for today. I'll take care of it."

DB raised an eyebrow. "You sure?"

Discord was multiplied, each wearing a maid outfit. "Why most certainly."

DB cast him a skeptical look. "What's the catch?"

Discord let out an overexagerated gasp. "Why, whatever would make you think there's a catch!?"

DB's look deadpanned. "Lord of Chaos."

Discord was about to let out a retort, but instead said, "Point made. But, I promise, no catch. Just enjoy yourself at home. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. And, since I heard of this from when I was being reformed." He snapped his fingers and a rowboat appeared. "A brand new boat."

DB smiled. "Thanks Discord. Fall, other than being a little chilly, is a great time for boating! This'll be a great way to spend the afternoon." DB left with the boat in his magic.

Discord smirked. "That's exactly what I was planning." He then turned to you guys. "And next scene will be where I really play my part for Rarity's plan. Yes, I'm helping him while he's helping me. With the same thing. And no, I'm not going soft! I'm just giving repayment on what he's doing for me." He stuck his tongue out. "Now, author, be kind and take us to the next scene." Alright. As soon as this sentence is finished.

afternoon, stream

DB and Avispa were in the boat, DB gently rowing. "So, Discord gave you a boat and us the day off with no catch? Doesn't that seem a little odd?"

DB shrugged. "Yeah. But, he Pinkie Promised." As soon as he finished, music began playing. "What's that?" Then, singing began.

There you see her

sitting there across the way.

She don't got a lot to say,

but there's something about her.

And you don't know why,

but you're dying to try.

You wanna kiss the girl.

DB sighed. "I think I know why now. Still, isn't breaking his Pinkie promise. Oh well." He shrugged as he continued to row and more voices joined in singing.

Yes, you want her.

Look at her

you know you do.

Possible she want you, too.

There is one way to ask her.

It don't take a word,

not a single word.

Go on and kiss the girl.

Some frogs hopped onto a tree branch and began singing.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My oh my

Look like the boy too shy.

He ain't gonna kiss the girl.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

The frogs all hopped away.

Ain't that sad?

Ain't it a shame?

Too bad, he gonna miss the girl.

The singing faded, while the music continued. "At least it's enjoyable music, at least."

"If he weren't trying to get you to kiss me."

DB raised an eyebrow. "You liked it a lot when we were dating. Even if you were disguised. So, why would it be different now?" He smirked as she blushed.

"That's just because it helped me get more love. Now, it wouldn't."

"Could it hurt to try?"

"Just shut up and row." DB chuckled, especially since she looked like a blue bulb. "Course, it could be showing you want to kiss me." And he shut up just as singing began again.

Now's your moment

Floating in a blue lagoon

Boy, ya better do it soon

no time will be better.

Ya ya ya ya

She don't say a word

and she won't say a word

until ya kiss the girl.

The boat stopped moving forward and began spinning as water began shooting up around it and the sky darkened as fireflies flew around.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared,

you got the mood prepared.

Go on and kiss the girl.

Woah woah

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

Don't try to hide it how

you wanna kiss the girl.

Woah woah

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

and listen to the song

song say kiss the girl

Woah woah

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Music play

Do what the music say

you gotta kiss the girl.

Kiss the girl.

Why don't you

kiss the girl?

Go on and kiss the girl.

Go on and kiss the girl.

The music faded away, but the romantic scene stayed. "At least Discord isn't sutble about it. He knows you can't be sutble with me."

Avispa chuckled. "Well, it's obvious you aren't a changeling. They can tell sutble things."

DB nodded. "Well, you do have the advantage of reading emotions."

"True. I'd personally like to have the scene revert to normal."

"Same here."

"Not until you kiss the girl. And I'm meanign a lip-lock." The two occupants of the boat blushed. DB began to light up his horn, only for their horns and wings to disappear. "Not allowing you to escape. So, just go on and kiss the girl."

"Stop speaking in italics!"

Avispa gave DB a confused look. "He was singing. Not...speaking in italics."

"When you can break the fourth wall, and see it as it's typed, it's in italics. Same as thinking. Your hive-mind is underlined. But, whenever the author puts it onto fanfiction, he has to re-underline it for some reason."

"It's true. I also don't understand it. But, either you two kiss, or you aren't getting out of here."

DB groaned. "Fine!"

Avispa sighed. "Whatever." The two of them just sat there.

"I'm waiting." DB just groaned again, leaned forward and kissed Avispa for a fraction of a second and they were both brightly lit. "That's more like it." Everything turned back to normal, other than Discord sitting in the boat with them, with a fishing pole in the stream and a fishing hat. "Now that I've gotten you two to face your feelings, are you ready to admit your feelings?" He looked over to them to see DB and Avispa with glowing horns. "What are you two doing?" Before he could think, lots of water ran into him, throwing him overboard and sending him miles upstream.

"That felt good."

Avispa looked at him. "The kiss or the sending him upstream with water?"

"A little of both. The kiss reminded me of the good times when you were stealing love from me in Detrot."

Avispa blinked. "I'm...I'm not sure how that's good."

"Well, I'm just remembering it while not thinking about the fact you were getting food. Because, even though you were lying, we did have some good dates."

Avispa nodded. "Yes. We did. It could have been better if you were more fun loving then." She had a small blush, but DB was looking away, nodding. "I have no idea why I almost said that it would have been better if he was more like he is now. That is just..I don't know!"

She was broke out of ehr thoughts by DB speaking. "You know, you're right. If I would've known what I do now, it probably would've been better. Though, it doesn't explain why so many relationships didn't last. Most of my relationships were after Detrot. And that's when I became the goofball you see before you." He looked to her and smiled. "But. I guess it just means I haven't found the one."

Avispa tilted her head to the side. "Why was there a wave of sadness with that?"

DB sighed. "Let's just say I had one I thought was the one, but they died. And, I evidently was wrong." Avispa gave him a hug which he reciprocated. He released, smiling. "Thank you. I needed that."

"Anytime." The two continued their boat trip in silence, not coming in until the sun was gone. They imediately headed home, had a small supper and went to bed.

Manehatten, later that night

Discord flashed into a hotel room. Rarity looked up from the magazine she was reading. "Why, hello Discord. How did it go?"

Discord shrugged. "I got them to kiss, though only to get back to what they were doing. However, the conversation afterwards showed quite the affection. Though, they did believe me to not have come back."

"That is an improvement. Good job Discord."

"Thank you. So, any advice for me?"

Rarity giggled. "Of course. Be slightly more romantic. Slowly reveal your feelings through sutblty. She'll eventually realize what you're intentions are."

"You mean to love her?"

"Exactly."

Discord nodded. "Very well. I'll let you have some sleep now. I'll see you later."

"Have a good evening, Discord."

"You too. Tootles." Discord vanished in a burst of confetti that disappeared once it hit the floor.

Me: Well...that whole scene after the song, not planned.

Informant: It showed love, though.

Discord: Aren't I just the best maker of love. *silence* Not exactly what I meant to say.

Wolverine: Please tell me you aren't gonna let him in here anymore.

Me: I'm not going to let him.

Discord: But I'm going to come in here any time I wish.

Informant: Things just got more interesting.

Wolverine: More like annoying.

Discord: Review all you lovely readers!