Yu-Gi-Oh! owned by Kazuki Takahashi and KONAMI

Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata


Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Monsters):
Dark Magician Girl, Alice

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'TWO TIMING, DIFFICULT. HAREM - SAFE'


"Masteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Masteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Where are youuuuuuuuuu! Please answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!... Uguu."

"No matter how much you scream, holler, or blow a dog whistle, that heathen isn't going to answer. Something tells me he ran off with a woman with a udders the size of a god-d8mn cow and eloped to do this and that into the sunset."

"M-Miss Fifi!? I-Isn't that a bit too graphic!? E-even for this Level 4 Spellcaster!"

Dark Magician Girl cried as she staggered around, Magician of Faith Fifi groaned as she waved her moon sceptre to kill her boredom, and Silent Magician Lv 4 Sadako was hugging her magic wand close to her chest as if she heard… a horror story around a campfire.

"A-also. Is it true that you get pregnant when a boy touches your hand… OH MY GOD! MR. ZOMBIE ALWAYS CARRIED ME AROUND LIKE A PURSE DURING THE ZOMBIE ATTACK! W-w-would that be, uuuh… One… two… T-ten times—AM I GOING TO HAVE 10 OF HIS CHILDREN!?"

*Crack*

"… Ghost Girl… not something to say out loud at a time like this… I think you trigger that blondie's Yandere switch."

"Maaaaaaaaassssteeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeerr!"

Sadako stopped in her tracks and slapped her hands to her small mouth. She started to shake all over when she saw a huge cloud of killer intention fuming into the sky like a raging bon fire. Standing next to her was Fifi, who was playing around with a public pay phone to kill her boredom.

Obviously from those innocent words that left Sadako's mouth – a certain Dark Magician Girl Alice… was super p*ssed off.

"GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MASTER! HOW DARE YOU! WE FINALLY ARE REUNITED AFTER 10 YEARS – 10 WHOLE YEARS – AND NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED WITH MY BODY – YOU GOT THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL PREGNANT! SHE'S NOT EVEN OF AGE!"

"I-I-I'M LEVEL FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!"

Alice grabbed at her blond hair while Sadako was screaming at the top of her lungs to calm the Level 6 Spellcaster down. In the end, her power in Persuasion was very weak due to how red her face was.

"I-I know it was an accident! M-Mr. Zombie only touched me so he could save me from the Zombie Horde… and-and the Necrofear Witch… a-and when I couldn't reach the high chair… a-and when he showed me where the bathroom was when I was lost… and-and.."

"OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD TO HAVE AN AFFAIR – WHY THE GOD-D8MN BATHROOM!?"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! HE FIRST TOUCHED ME IN THE GRAVEYARD!"

"THAAAAAAT'S JUST AS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!"

… In the middle of the screaming war waged between two innocent maiden that all sparked from a… misunderstanding… a certain Magician of Faith turned a blind eye to the potential collateral damage and continued to play with the public phone.

"Hmm?... Hello? Who is this? I didn't know this thing held a human voice… What? Operator? Is that your name? Well, your mother should be ashamed of herself – who would name their daughter Operator, no man would bother marrying you… Wh-what do you mean you'll sue me!? Wh-what is that, a Magic Curse!?"

…. That's… all they wrote.

"MASTEEEEEEER! YOU CHEATEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

"UWAAAAH! MR. ZOMBIE! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MAKING ME PREGNANT!"

"I WILL NOT TALK TO YOUR LAWYER WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Good god.