I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.

Well, now I'm getting back on track, but after you read this chapter, don't send in any questions please! I'm already up to my neck in them. I'll let you know when you can start asking again.

On the plus side (for you guys, at least), the swear words from this chapter onward won't be censored, but don't expect them to go any farther than "shit".

Kat appears suddenly sitting on top of a barrel and smiles.

Kat: Yo,everyone!

MG and more social Straw Hats: Hey!

A drop of water falls from the sky and then materializes into a 13 year old male wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans with a black cloak wrapped around him. Shory messy red hair and blue eyes. He also is wearing black boots and is missing his right eye.

Luffy: in amazement Sugue! That drop of water turned into a person!

Kat: I introduce you to Wes,manipulator of water thanks to the devil fruit he ate.

Wes just stand their expressionless

Kat: A-ah nothothings wrong with him he is always like that!

Wes: ...Can we get on with it?...

Kat: Maybe!

MG: sweatdrop Not very social, is he?

Kat: Luffy: Wow (jots it down in a notebook) I guess I should get a test dummy that can remember things better though.

Wes: ...Like Izzy perhaps?

Kat: (Hits Wes on the back of the head) Stop saying that!

Wes: Shut up woman...

Kat: (red eyes and teeth bared) What did you say?!

Sanji: also gets pissed You better treat women with more respect, you little shit!

Wes remains silent

Kat: (normal) Thats what I thought. Anyway Zoro uh oh hrm... (a half an hour later) Uhh

Zoro: stress mark Just get on with it!

Wes: ...Get on with it woman.

Kat: (hits Wes on the back of the head this time with a fan) SHUT UP DONT RUSH ME!

Wes sighs and looks up at the sky.

Kat: Zoro: ...I always wondered if its possible...to grow things in your hair?

Zoro: clearly pissed THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO ASK!?

Wes: (looks at his captain annoyed) The heck of course it 'aint possible.

Kat: ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE! I also wonder if Zoro has ever gotten curious about it and tried?

Wes sighs and restrains from hitting his head against the railing)

Zoro: stress mark No, I have not, and if you ask any other questions, I swear I'll kill you.

Sanji: kicks Zoro's head You do and I'll kill YOU!

Then Zoro and Sanji get into yet another unneccesary fight.

Kat: oh and one more thing Zoro, yes Izzy would most likely try to kill you. I say try because he can never bring himself to kill a person no matter how much he hates them. And a couple other reasons...

Zoro doesn't answer since he's busy fighting.

Kat: Nami: When you did that uhh Hapiness punch thingy didnt you feel an ounce of Degrading youself?

Nami: I would've, if they weren't gonna pay for it later. smiles mischieviously

MG: rolls eyes

Wes: (hits Kat) ...payback

Kat: (pushes Wes overboard) Double payback.

MG: gives a blank stare at first, then... SHIIIIIIT! dives in after him and brings him to the ship; glares at Kat Kat, you realize pushing him into the water is the same as sending him to his death!? You should take better care of your nakama!

Kat: Usopp: Ussoop waalkk toward the light!

Wes is holding up a mysterious bright light looking annoyed.

Usopp: ...What...the crap?

Kat: Chopper: What would happen if you get sick? You are the only doctor on the ship afta' all.

Wes: Then he better hope the people here arent idiots...

Kat pushes Wes overboard again.

Wes: What th-

Kat: Shut up I dont wanna hear you right now

Wes looks like he is about to push Kat overboard.

Chopper: Well, I'd cure myself. Easy. :3

Kat: Franky: If we did do any damages to the ship we would of most likely paid for it if Wes wouldnt stop us.

Wes: LIKE HECK YOU WOULD!

Franky: glares at Wes Oh, they would, bro, and there wouldn't be anything YOU would do about it.

Kat: (rolls her eyes) Brook: Oh you dont? You should'a said that sooner! Then I wouldnt'a bothered ya.

Brook: Yohohohohoho! Not a problem!

Wes: We are leaving...Now.

Kat: You dont tell me what to do man...

Wes drags Kat to their ship that pulled up to the side of the Thousand Sunny and sail away. All the crewmates are waving except a half a handfull of them.

Luffy: waves Bye!

MG looks down and notices something.

A note is seen on the floorboard after the ship was gone.

The note says: MG about that comment you made about something bad would happen...isnt that half the fun? (a doodle of a lizard destroying a city that is on fire is drew after the word fun. Three more words are next to it. -Drew by Celia.

MG: sweatdrop I swear, this kid's nuts!


It's another day in the strawhat pirates' life when a person suddenly falls from the sky and lands on his head. Everyone stares at him surprised as he gets up. He was wearing a dark blue jacket with light blue lining with a cobalt shirt underneath, faded blue jeans, and a belt that had two diamond-plated sais in it. His footwear was a pair of white tennis shoes with holes on the bottom.

Person: Itai. Pain bites bad. 'rubs head'

Everyone but Luffy: sweatdrop

Luffy: laughs This guy's pretty funny!

Person: Anyways, I am Blue Spirit17. I come from a place where video games are becoming a huge part of economy. 'Notices everyone staring at him, and blushes.' Okay, so I'm a video game addict. Anyways, I got a few questions which I hope won't offend anyone.

Luffy: What's it like being in Gear second?

Luffy: Huh? Well...I never really paid attention.

Blue Spirit17: Really? Okay then.

Zoro: 2 questions. Question 1: If Kuina was alive and you decided to get her to join you guys, what would you do if Sanji started flirting with her?

Zoro: I don't think that would matter. She wasn't my girlfriend, she was my goal.

Blue Spirit17: Question 2: Have you ever used a sword with elemental powers?

Zoro: If you mean the element of the wind, yes.

Blue Spirit17: Nami: I got something special planned for you. Takes out a huge money bag

Nami's eyes turn to beri signs.

MG: Oh, god, here we go.

BlSp17: I'm donating this bag to you in exchange for 1 question You can check it if you want. I managed to squeeze 100,0,0 berries in that thing. clears throat Why do you always hit Luffy? To me, hitting a person in the head causes them to lose brain cells, and I KNOW Luffy has some.

Nami: Oh, I don't know, I just feel like it! Now, gimme the money! snatches beri bag away

BlSp17: Sanji: I know how you feel around women and why you don't attack them. Believe me when I say that I'm the same way. My question to you is, if you're in a life or death situation caused by a piratess, and the only way out was to attack her, would you? You don't gotta answer if you want, it's just something that's been bugging me since your fight with Kalifa at CP9.

Sanji: Not if my life depended on it.

Nami: slaps the back of Sanji's head Hey, c'mon! That's just stupid!

BlSp17: Franky: ...I'm feeling really SUPA today! How bout you?

Franky: Same here, bro! laughs and poses

BlSp17: Brooke: You're the most amazing skeleton I've ever met! You're bad to the bone dude!

Brook: Ah, bone joke! Yohohohohoho!

BlSp17: 'Coughs' Anyways...

This is to everyone: Do you ever think about how ugly an enemy is when you fight them? Especially that Crocodile guy.

Luffy: ...Not really.

Zoro: Nah.

Nami: Sometimes.

Usopp: I'm with Nami on this one.

Sanji: That depends on the enemy's sex.

Chopper: I usually find myself thinking about how scary the bad guy is.

Robin: I don't really think about that.

Franky: Nope.

Brook: Not usually.

BlSp17: Well, that's it for me for now. Later! Jumps off ship and presses a button on both of his shoes, making him float in the water for a few seconds, he turned and grinned at the srawhats before he dashed away. Everyone heard his call as he ran.

I'll be back! And with better questions!

Luffy: See ya!

MG and more social Straw Hats wave.


A huge ship comes out of nowhere.Two figures jumps of the side of the ship and lands on the thousand sunny.The first figure is a 19 year old girl with brown hair,big blue eyes wearing a tank top,camo pants and a sword hanging at her right side.This is Onepeice.The second figure is a snowy white wolf with blue eyes and a Zolo like temper.This is Mystic.

MG: stares, then a mischievious grin curls onto his face Hey, Sanji!

Sanji: looking at Onepiece with hearts in eyes I know, MG, I know!

Onepeice: sorry about that,I didn't now how to enter.

Mystic: well you shure know who to drag people and/or aniamls with you.I don't want to be here.

Onepeice: oh well I'll tell Laya that you want dog food and not meat.

Mystic: you evil brat.

Onepeice: now question and comments time.

Zolo: (holds up sword) I'm the caption and swordswoman and would love to fight you.

Zoro: stress mark It's Zoro, not Zolo. unsheathes swords But if it's a challenge you want, I accept. smirks

Onepiece: Naimi: this is though...I don't have a questionfor you.

Nami: sweatdrop OK...

Onepiece: Luffy: why do you eat so much?

Luffy: Well, I need to keep up my strength, don't I?

Onepiece: Chopper: you would not like our doctor. (poins at Mystic) she's the doctor.

Chopper: She is? looks curiously at Mystic

Onepiece: Usopp: Did you know that there is a thing called a car or truck?

Usopp: Actually, yeah. MG told me about it.

Onepiece: Robin: why do you like to read?

Robin: Well, it gets me closer to knowing the world's history.

Onepiece: Sannji: and sanji...you are my favorite onepeice charater.

Sanji: elegant twirl Thank you, Onepiece-chan.

Mystic: your a fan girl of sanji.

Onepeice: oh will. Strawhats: if you want,you can meet my ocs a.k.a crew ok?

Luffy: Yosha! More of them!

Onepiece: well this bye for now but before i go... kisses sanji on the ceek.

Sanji: hearts in eyes, steam blows out of ears Wow!

MG bursts out in laughter

(then onepeice and Mystic jumps to onepeices ship and sail away.

Luffy: Bye! waves

Sanji: waves, with hearts in eyes FAREWELL, ONEPIECE-CHWAAAAN!


(A figure sat ontop of the Crow's nestof the Thousand Sunny. It was light brown, short hair man with a dark tan. He was wearing brown slacks, brown leather boots, a whit, short sleeves, botton-up shirt, a brown vest, and yellow sunglasses. He took a long drag on his cigarette as he lean against a large cross and mutter to himself as no one even notice he was there)

Figure: Where is that baka?(he mutter to himself)

(Just then Malchior's ship slowly appear, looking baddly out shape, thanks to it last battle)

Malchior: I hate those Marine's dogs...

MG and Straw Hats stare.

Franky: Well, that ship's in desperate need of a shipwright.

(Malchior mutter as he hammer a large piece of metal over the cracks of the mast, then without warning Jack flew down and landed on Malchior's head.)

Jack: Draco, we got complain.

(Malchior put down his hammer as Jack flew away from him and quickly pull out his katana, then in no time flat he appear behind Mugiwara Gorillaz, whit his eyes shut.)

Straw Hats get into battle positions.

Malchior: If you're her to lot us, find someone else. (he said as the hilt press against MG's neck) If you're Marines...I surjest you go before you loose a body... (he stop as he open his eyes and look at the crew then sweatdropped as he sheath his blade) Nevermind...hehehe...(turn to Jack and hissed out) NEXT MORE INFO. I COULD OF HURT THEM BEFORE I COULD OF HURT THEM BEFORE THEY COULD KILLED ME. (he turn away and sigh) I should of got a cat.

Jack: I heard that, scaly butt. (Jack yelled from the ship.)

Malchior: Jessie! (Malchior yelled) I wish to din on stuffed parrot!

(The kitchen door open and out came Jessie, with a net)

Sanji: hearts in eyes KONNICHIWA, JESSIE-CHWAAAAN!

Jessie: About time you let me cook him up, (and she start to chase Jack, til he flew off the ship and quickly move behind Robin, hidding from everyone.)

Malchior: Well, before I start answering any questions...Have anyone seen a man carried...(he was cut off as a the ship smell of gun powder and then the night sky was filled with a pink fireworks)

Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper look up in awe at the fireworks.

Malchior: Nevermind...(he look around the ship and yelled out loud) WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, KEN!?

Ken: Up here. (Said the man standing on the roof, leaning against the large cross as he enjoy the cig)

Malchior: Well, get down here and met everyone. (Malchior said as he look at him)

Ken: Make me, Senor.(he reply as he flick the cig to the sea and look at them)

Malchior: (sigh as he the back of his head) Someone get that moron down here?

Ken: Huh?!(Ken blink as he look at them) I doubt, not one of them can hurt me. (he said as pull off cloth on his cross showing it was made from steel. He pick up the cross from the middle as the end of it open up, showing a large gun barral, that should be from a machine gun.)

Malchior: (glance at Nami) Nami...before you killed me.(point at Ken) He the guy who made the fake beris and tricked me into thinking it was the real deal.

Nami: glares at Ken Oh, really?

Ken: (fall face down from the deck as the cross return to it normal form which landed ontop of him) What happen? (He mutter as he push the metal cross off him, eyes swing around)

Malchior: Oi...baka sniper...(mutter to himself as he shut his eyes slap his forehead then turn to Nami) Don't kill him, just hurt him, and don't mess with his eyes or hands.

Nami: Fine, I'd feel better either way. pummels Ken, making multiple bumps form on his head

Malchior: (open his eyes as he lean against the rail, looking at them) First off, I'm not strong.

Franky: Huh?

Jessie: He just smell like that. (Jessie yelled, still looking for Jack)

Luffy bursts out laughing.

Malchior: Oi...That joke is getting pretty old.(He mutter as face Franky) Anyways, like i said before, I'm not strong...

The shipwright arches his eyebrow.

Malchior: (he look up at the night sky and sigh) I can't control my other side...Almost destroy a city, thanks to that half.

Now MG and the Straw Hats all stare.

Malchior: (he look at the strawhat's crew and grin weakly) Don't worried. Savage doesn't come out unless I'm really angry.

Now I have something to say to Mugiwara Gorillaz (look at MG) Are you surpires that Zoro would get lost?

MG: Uh, not really. (shrugs)

Malchior: (Smirk some) I mean, even if you give him a map, telling him where he is at all times, a compass, a train dog, and Nami strap on his back, (chuckle) he'll still get lost and beated both by Nami and Sanji.

Zoro: stress mark OK, that's enough!

MG: Well, c'mon. No one's perfect.

Malchior: Speaking about Sanji.(walk over to Sanji, holding up a small brown box) I heard that some witch kick you. So I thought you may need this.

Sanji: Hm? looks at the box curiously

Malchior: (hand him the box and whisper) Wear it, if you want to have kids.

Sanji: ...OK?

Malchior: (he then walk away from Sanji as try not to laugh and walk over to Usopp) Hey Usopp. I heard you have fan girls and you said all the women is falling for your good looks.

Usopp: You heard right! thumbs up

Malchior: Well, I'm going to improve you look that would make women into putty in your hands. (he said with a small grin)

Usopp: What, improve on this? grins and points at face

MG: Um, hold it, Usopp, give it a try! This could be interesting... mischievious grin curls onto face

Usopp: gives MG a strange look Hmm... Alright, I'll try it!

Malchior: Ok. First, I need you to stand up straight, (he said as he slide his hand in his back pocket) take a deep breath and shut his eyes.

Usopp: Okay. does so

Malchior: (He quickly pull out a brown paper bag with a face drawn on it that look like a mixed between Rock Lee and Mr. 2, Bon Clay) So what do everyone think of his new look?

All but Luffy and Robin: backslap the air THAT'S NOT AN IMPROVEMENT!

Robin simply chuckles.

Luffy: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Y-You look great, Usopp! You really do! Ppphhh! XD

Malchior: (He cover his mouth as he chuckle and walk away from Usopp and move to Robin) Good evening, Miss. Robin. (he then smile as he hand her a book) I thought you would like a book of poems. (he shut his eyes as the cover of the book was leather and had gold print) I hope you love Edgar Allen Poe.

Robin: smiles Thank you, Malchior.

Malchior: (He then head over to Nami and grin weakly as he pulled out a small bag) I know this won't make happy like getting all those fake belli, (open it and take hold of Nami's hand, pouring small diamonds, jades, emeralds, rubies...)

Nami: beri signs in eyes Ah!? hugs Malchior Apology accepted!

Zoro, Usopp, Franky, and MG: backslap the air Oi oi oi oi oi!

(...and a silver wedding ring)

Nami: eyes go back to normal Huh?

Malchior: Um...hehehe...that's one's mine. (take the ring as fast as he can, then smile weakly and turned around, taking off his silver locket and slide the ring next to another silver ring with a jewel shape like a cat's eye. He then stuff it down his shirt and turn around, messing with the chain) I was wonder where it got to. (he then rub the back of his head as he chuckle weakly and sigh)

MG and most of the Straw Hats give Malchior a suspicious look, while Luffy just sits there wondering why they're looking at Malchior like that.

Ken: (slowly got up, leaning against the metal cross and look at Brook. He then reach into his pocket and pull out another cig and light it) Oi...Is this the next world? (He ask as he took a long drag, but before anyone could answer his question he turn to Robin and both his eyes turn to heart) Either this heaven or hell...(he then walk toward her as his cross fall onto the deck)

If this is hell, then chain me up and start whipping me. (Ken said as he took the cig out of his mouth and blow a kiss to her)

Sanji: Oi, oi! What the hell do you think you're saying!?

Malchior: (sigh and set down n the railing as he watch Ken) Baka.

Sanji: snort I'll say.

Malchior: (sigh as he watch and shake his head as he pick up the large and heavy cross and walk toward ken, punching him in the head, make sure he was knock out, and pick him up like a sack of flour)

Sanji: Heh, that was satisfying.

Malchior: Before I go I have one more thing to say. (Malchior said as he jump up on Thousand Sunny's railing and turn around with a slightly grin) The name I used these days was give to me by the dumbss Government, But my real name is... (without warning he slip off the railing and head straight toward the sea, but both Malchior and Ken flew up, thanks to his leather-like wings, then landed on their ship's mast)

MG: calling out WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY!?

Malchior: (drop his snipper and quickly climb up the mast as the fog rolled in covering the ship) My real name is Malchior...(but right before he could finish the ship was cover in thick fog, hiding the ship from sight and making sure no noises was heard)

Pause

MG: ...DAMMIT! Now we'll never know.

Jack: (flew out of his hiding spot and whisper to her) Miss. Robin...is it safe, or should I hide some more?

Robin: chuckles It's safe, Jack-san.